secerts

by bubble chi

ok this is another rushed silly fic i did it befor i went to bed i promise this will be my last silly fic im just writing the sequal to "let me save you" and its really emotional and sad and i wanted to take a small break and make a quick silly fic so sorry but i promise i will get back to serouis fics soon

Just a quick fic befor i go to bed ok the last fic i posted was really silly and dumb and this one is going to be to but im just telling you this im only writing these quick silly stories so i can post something even if i don't have a lot of time i love writing on this site but sometimes i don't have a lot of time to write but i do so this is going to be a quick sill one its going to be short and dumb but trust me i will be getting back on track with my serouis fics soon

Normal pov

" bella" " i have something to show you " said Edward trying to sound sexy and woo the emotionless girl he ran into the sunlight and threw off his shirt " ohhh Edward you sparkle" " ya duh thats kinda what i just showed you capitan obvious" " i also have a secret to share edawrd my love" "umm ok but whats with the chessy soap opera voice" " i just cant control my love for you " " ok is that the secret" " no" she took off her shirt reviling a tanktop im going to get lucy tonight Edward thought as the your girl undressed infront of him " she took off her tanktop and turned around reviling a bunch of wires and buttons almost like a ... " ROBOT! YOUR A F****** ROBOT" " yes Edward " " OMG THIS IS TO MUCH TO HANDLE" he turned his head to the side and kinda flipped his hair " THATS WHY YOUR SO EMOTIONLESS" " BUT I THOUGHT ROBOTS WERE SOPOSE TO BE BUILT WITH SMOKING HOT BODS" " WHAT ARE YOU SAYING EDWARD THAT IM NOT HOT " " NONO ITS JUST... " " JUST WHAT EDWARD" "everyone thinks you have a body of a 13 year old boy" he whisperd " YOU LOOK LIKE F******* MIYLEY CYRUS NO BUT NO BOOBS " " i have another secret " " OH NOW WHAT " Edward screamed and thne bella took off her face revling she was miley cyrus " omfg miley cyrus wtf" " YES IM A MIYLEY CYRUS ROBOT SENT TO DESTROY AND DISGUIST THE WORLD" she lunged at Edward ripping out hs heart and eating it " MIYLE BOT LOVES SOME HEART"

Lol ok this is kinda like my other one short stupid and silly as i said i have been rushing post and making them silly just to get a kick out of you guys and also because i am writing the sequal to 'let me save you " and its really sad and serouis so i like to take little breaks and make funny short fics thansk for reading i promise this is my last short stupis fic for awhile now ok so byeee

~bryanna