Tokyo, Japan

Police Station's Squad Room

November 20th

Officer Minamoto Kouji: *Stares directly into the camera* Why the hell is there a video camera?

Officer Minamoto Kouichi: It's for a documentary, I guess.

Kouji: We're not even that interesting, though..*Doesn't look away from the camera*

Kouichi: Erm..

"Lieutenant" Kanbara Takuya tapped his finger nails on his podium. "Alright, people. We're being filmed, so let's try not to look like total assholes, okay?" he announces. "We don't need a bad reputation around here." He sends a glare at Kouji who only glares back.

"Lieutenant" Kanbara Takuya: Sadly, I'm not able to get along with all of my coworkers. I hope to change that, because we need to stick together..and..Stuff.

"Kanbara! The hell do you think you're doing?" Lieutenant Makino Ruki shouts out as soon as she enters the squad room. "Get your ass over there," She points at a chair by Kouji, taking his place at the podium. Takuya pouts, as he does what he's told. Ruki looks down at her podium as she speaks, "We don't need a bad reputation around here! We're being fil-Okay, who the hell messed with my index cards?"

Officer Kanbara Takuya: *looks away from the camera* ...

"Alright, we need arrest numbers. Get moving and good luck!" Ruki says, putting down her clipboard onto the podium. "Make sure you look natural in front of the cameras," She reminds. Everybody else in the room grumbles, leaving the squad room. "Ah, Kanbara!" Ruki calls out, stopping him before he left with Kouji. "Stop wearing my short-shorts. You look like a queer." She says bluntly before shooing him off.

Takuya: Lt. Makino is such a dick.

Kouji: Yeah.

Kouichi: Yup.

Takuya: He looks really girly too, doesn't he?

Kouji: Must be the long hair.

Kouichi: But Kouji, didn't they make you get your hair cut off back at the academy?

Kouji: ..I don't want to talk about it. *Looks away from the camera, sorrowfully*

Tokyo, Japan

On call - Reports of gun shots

November 23rd

Kouji: God. Damn it.

Takuya: *Sighs* Yeah, man.

Kouji: *Looks at the camera* Every month we get at least one call of some stupid kid shooting off guns.

Takuya: *Looks behind him* Oi, Kouichi. You brought your tazer, right?

Kouichi: Right!

Kouji: *Parks the car next to the sidewalk*

Takuya: *Looks outside the car window* Holy shit, it's him again!

Kouji: Damn it! I hate this fucking kid!

Kouji's eyes scrunched up together as he slams the car door shut, not pleased that he had to deal with this person again. He walks up to the sidewalk, as does Takuya and Kouichi. The three stares at the nine year old boy who stood in the middle of his yard, who only stared back. "Tomoki, have you been shooting off guns again?" Takuya asks, as sweet as possible.

"No.." Tomoki replies quietly, but loud enough for them to hear.

"Then why do you have a gun in your hand?" Takuya asks again.

"I dunno.." His voice gets quiet.

"Do you mind putting it down for us?"

"We go through the same routine every single time," Kouji says annoyed. He starts moving towards the younger person, and as soon as he stood 10 ft away, Tomoki pointed his gun at him. Kouji raises his hands up, "Well. This is new."

"Tomoki-kun! Don't point the gun at the nice officer!" Takuya yells.

"Why are you being so nice to him?" Kouichi asks calmly. Takuya gives him a small shrug. "Tomoki-kun! Please put down the gun!" He yells out. Kouji slowly starts to back away and towards his fellow policemen. Tomoki lowers his gun once he sees Kouji is back on the sidewalk pavement.

"We need a plan." Kouji demands, crossing his arms.

Takuya: We've been through things like this before. However, Tomoki is different. If it was a regular grown-ass man, we would've shot him dead by now. If it was some other kid, we could easily get him to surrender. However, Tomoki is more stubborn then the others. And since it's a innocent 9 year old, we have to be much more careful.

"Taze 'em." Takuya says, earning agreements from the twins. Takuya turns his head towards the boy, who was just standing there looking down at his shoes. "Tomoki, we'll give you one last chance! Put the gun down or you'll be tazed."

Tomoki didn't respond to him.

Takuya starts to slowly walk over to Tomoki, "Tomoki-kun.."

Tomoki raises his gun back up, pointing at Takuya, finger on the trigger. "K-Kouichi.." Takuya says, warningly. "Got it." Kouichi replies, getting his tazer out, Instantly pointing it at Tomoki. "Tell me when." He starts looking at Tomoki hesitatingly, "I'm not sure if I can do t-"

BANG!

"AHH!"

"Oh my god, Kouichi!" Kouji gasps. Tomoki drops his gun before kicking Takuya.

"OW! OH HOLY SHIT!" He grabs his shin. "Somebody call 911! I think he broke my leg!"

Kouji and Takuya sat on the sidewalk, watching as the ambulance drivers carry Kouichi out on a stretcher and into the ambulance. Kouji sighs, tears in his eyes. "I hope he'll be okay.."

"One of the drivers gave me a sucker and some ice for my shin." Takuya says unwrapping his candy. Kouji looks at him, not amused. "My brother was just shot, and you still care about your leg?"

"Tomoki-kun could've broken it!"

"My brother might die!"

"Oh plea-!"

Kouji slaps the sucker out of his hand. "Douche." Takuya immediately picks it back up, "5 second rule!" He says, grinning. He stares at it for a second before putting it back in it's wrapper. "I'll saving it for later.."

Tokyo, Japan

Police Station's Squad Room

November 26th

Kouji: I'm so glad you're okay. *Smiles warmly*

Kouichi: As long as you continue to be here with me, I'll be invincible! *Smiles back*

Takuya: You're a lucky one, ne!

Kouichi: WHAT?

Takuya: Oh yeah, I forgot that it was his left ear that was shot off..

Kouichi: WHAT?

Kouji: Takuya said that you were a lucky one.

Kouichi: I think I've always had been. Kouji, remember that one time I fell down the stairs?

Kouji: Ugh, don't remind me..

Kouichi: And I totally pulled through in that coma! And then there was that time I broke both of my legs..Then a week after that happened I broke my arm..

Kouji: Well, now you're just naming off all the accidents you've had! *laughs*

Kouichi: I'm just glad that I'm alive. *laughs too*

Takuya: I'm pretty lucky too..

Kouichi: WHAT?

Kouji: Really? How?

Takuya: Well for starters, I almost broke my leg.

Kouichi: WHAT?

Kouji: Takuya, a 9 year old kicked you in the shin. Kouichi was shot in the ear, and if he had stand more to the right, he could've been shot in the head!

Takuya: All I want is some pity.

Kouichi: FIFTY? WHAT?

Kouji: Takuya just stand on Kouichi's right!

Takuya: Fine, fine..

Kouichi: WHA-Oh thanks, Takuya.

Kouji: Anyways, back on the original topic..I'm just glad that other policemen in the area showed up.

Takuya: I just feel sorry for Junpei, having to arrest his own son.. *digs in his back pocket*

Kouji: Well it's not like he hasn't done it before..

Takuya: True..*Gets out his sucker*

Kouji: You still have that thing?

Takuya: Well of course. *Unwraps* Anyways, *Looks into the camera* I'm happy that I survived!

Kouichi: ...*Slaps it out of his hand*

Takuya: Oh! Oh! Five second rule!

Next time on: Tokyo 911

Ruki: Hey faggots! Stop talking to the camera for five minutes, I've got some bad news.

Takuya: Kouichi, how come you always tag along with us? What happened to your own partner?

Kouichi: He 'divorced' me. Now he works alone. Told me I was a bad luck charm..

Kouji: Wonder why he thinks that?

Kouichi: WHAT?

Kouji: *Sigh*

I hope you enjoyed! Second chapter coming very soon. I'll actually be including a scene from Reno911 in this story one of these days.

R&R!