Civil War Hero

In the Civil War, many people influenced the outcome because of being great heroes. Well only one of these people actually did something. It is just a shame that he was killed.

Leo Valdez was probably the main factor why the civil war was fought the way it was. Not only was Leo super cool, he was also really smart. Leo was born in 1923 about the time of the roaring 20s (or maybe when you were born? Did you go to school with him?). So anyways everyone knew Leo was something great (when he turned 3, he mastered the pogo stick and everyone knows how hard that damn thing is). Shortly after, he became bored with it so he bought a bike. One day he was out on his nice bike he just spent a lot of money on and some black guy stole it out from underneath him. He ran after him for hours screaming "Nigga stole my bike!" no one did anything at all. This is when he knew it was time for a change. He quickly learned that black people did not steal scooters, so he asked Marty Mcfly if he could bring him one from the past because those things die along with President Clinton. He got his scooter and rode it from Springfield, New York, all the way to Olympia, Washington, (that's like 5 billion miles, I gotta admit, that's a lot even for an airplane), Once he got there he came up with a plan, the plan seemed crazy, it was called the non-violent protest. He sat around for days until someone told him he could have the government. He decided that the black people needed to stop stealing bikes, because of this, the Civil war broke out. The civil war was between China and Pakistan; it lasted for about 50 years. The war ended in 2020, only because Pakistan was like: "Leo we are out of ammo" Leo simply replied with: "what do I have to work with" he only had a banana, 15 seconds later he developed the atomic bomb and dropped it in China and killed lots of people. The people thought Leo was messing around so they quit and joined a new server. Once the war was over, Leo died in a car crash, his last words were "worship me" and he died.

So as you can see without Leo Valdez the world would be a terrible place. All over the world Black people would be stealing your bikes, so without him we would all be thoroughly screwed.

Done By: Leo Valdez

A/N So this is my story, basically I'll upload faster and every chapter there will either be an essay or it's reaction, don't forget to review x