"Speech"

"Thought"

"Speech of talking, shape shifting, telepathic pet"

"Thought of Bijuu"

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Disclaimer: I own nothing but the plot and made up character(s).


Another day passed like any other and night fell, all was well and good except for one particular household…

"Hey, are you okay?" Here we find a little boy of four, all alone in the room crouched beside the prone form of some animal that this little boy finds necessary to poke at. "Hey, hey… are you dead?"

"Ugh. Huh, wha-? Where am I?" Murmured the before-comatose creature.

"Wow! You can talk!"

"What? Of course I can talk! What sort of stupid question is that?! …Wait a second… Why are you so big?"

"That's cause you're so small!" Here the little boy found prudent to laugh gaily at the downed animal.

"…How old are you and for that matter what's your name?"

"Huh? Um, I'm four and my, um, my name is, um…"

"Don't worry, I won't hurt you unless you hurt me of course. Haha…" At that the little boy stared down apprehensively at the being all the while that same being continued to laugh awkwardly until, "Right. Sorry, I was just joking so don't worry. Tell me your name." The being tried an assuring smile hoping the little boy would relax.

"Oh, okay…" To steady himself he took a deep breath and blurted it all out. "Mynameisuzumakinaruto!"

"…Come again?"

"My name is Uzumaki Naruto."

"Oh! Of course…" "I am so dead."


A/N: Please review so I can decided whether or not to expand on this.