SSJHimura: Hey guys! I'm here with my SECOND FANFIC EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Here with me is my sister and her twin brother.
Lady Himura: Is this gonna be a romance fic?
SSJHimura: uh.....no....
Lady Himura:........
PenguinOfEvil: Make it bloody...very bloody...and lost of laughs too. Blood and laughs go well together, but mainly blood. Don't you think?
SSJHimura: YEAH!
Lady Himura: No comment...... anyway since there is no romance in this fic, you can get romance and humor if you read my fanfic "Tell Her."If you have time after this one, read that one please.
SSJHimura: On with the story!
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It was a dark and stormy night (classic beginning) and Kenshin and Kaoru went out for a lovely evening at the Akebeko. Yahiko was home alone, alone, alone, did I mention...alone!? Then Yahiko wasn't really alone any more. Sano was at the door. He let Sano in and he had a weird contraption in his hands. He had a high definition man-screen t.v. with a satellite dish and pizza maker!
"Sano!? Where the heck did you get one of those?!" Yahiko asked staring at the contraption.
"I smuggled it from America!" Sano replied devilishly.
They hooked up the t.v. and put it on a horror film.
" OK Yahiko, if it gets too scary for you, just tell me and I'll change the channel for you." Sano laughed. In the movie, there were three little cute squirrels. They had big cute eyes and chubby little bodies. An unsuspecting little boy walked up to the squirrels and tried to feed them when, THE KILLER SQUIRRELS ATTACKED! Blood and guts spued everywhere! Sano screamed and hid behind Yahiko who watched with eyes wide opened, unfazed by the horror of the film.
"I'm gonna go get some of your smuggled American popcorn!' Yahiko said as he departed from the room. Sano was flipping through the channels, when one channel caught his eye. He began to drool and his eyes grew bigger. Soon his face was right infront of the t.v screen.
"Hey Sano what are you watching?" Yahiko asked as he tried to look over Sano's shoulder.
"Ahhh Yahiko, I was watching....uh......FOOTBALL! Yah that's it, I was watching football!" Sano yelled as he desperatley tried to change the channel.
"Yahiko, I'm bored, what do you wanna do?" Sano asked.
"I don't know, what do you wanna do?" Yahiko replied.
"I don't know, what do you wanna do?" Sano replied
"I don't know, what do you want to do?" Yahiko replied
"STOP!" Sano yelled knocking Yahiko over.
"Say Sano, how about we go into Kenshin's room." Yahiko said excitedly.
"Hey good idea, I like the way you think!" Sano said. They made their way to Kenshin's room. They slid open the door, entered the room, and closed the door behind them. They frantically looked around for something to blackmail Kenshin with. They looked, and looked and looked some more... did I mention they looked!? Any way, they looked in his futon and found something they would've never expect to find in Kenshin's possession. they found Kaoru's PANTIES!!
" HAHAHAHAHAH!! KENSHIN IS NAUGHTY AFTER ALL!!!" Sano said histerically.
" I DIDN'T THINK KENSHIN HAD IT IN HIM!!!! "Yahiko laughed, falling to his knees.
" Wait, how do we know these are Kaoru's undergarments?" Sano questioned.
" Look at the tag, it says her name right on it! BLAHAHAhAHAHA!!" Yahiko yelled as his side started bleeding from laughing too much.
" Wait, how is your side bleeding, is that even possible? Oh well, I guess it is possible since you are losing a great deal of blood." Sano said calmly.
After bandaging Yahiko's sides, the two trouble makers found a secret passage way in Kenshin's room.
"Hey Sano, where do you think this leads to?" Yahiko asked as he observed the entrance.
"I don't know, let's find out!" Sano said as he entered, Yahiko following. They came to find that it was a secret room. For some crazy reason it had a futon with two pillows on it. There was a Harry Potter Potion kit on a large desk that looked interesting. There was also another door. It was pink and had hearts all over it. It was sprayed with a sweet scent that lingered through out the whole room.
"Wow! Cool Harry Potter Potion kit! I wanna try it!" Sano said while he was putting on goggles, an apron, and gloves.
"You are so childish Sano. Hmmm... I'll go through that door with the really sweet scent that is really hurting my nose." said Yahiko.
"WOW!!!!!! It leads to................................................................................................to........................................................................... to.............................................................................................................................................................................to..........................
KAORU'S ROOM!! (the word room echos im the distance) Thats how Kenshin and Kaoru do it. Those sly dogs!" Yahiko slyly said.
"Hey Yahiko, the potion is turning pink! No wait, green! No, brownish um... poopyish color!!! It smells so bad... THIS IS GREAT!!!"
The potion was fizzing and the putrid odor was getting worse.
"Awe cool!" Yahiko said while staring at the concoction. "Doesn't it look disgusting?" Sano asked when at that moment he threw the drink into his mouth.
"Sano! You sick animal! That thing is like a real pile of POOP!" Yahiko Yelled.
"Yeah, but it feels good all the way...... d...oo..ww..n.......oh yeah." sano said with a drunken look on his face.
"Can I try some. Please?"Yahiko asked inocently.
''Here!" Sano gave Yahiko a test tube from out of no where. Yahiko took the drink, spilled it in his mouth, cringed, and swallowed.
"Hey Sano, this does feel good on the way down!" Yahiko said with a delightful face.
"Let's make some for Kenshin and put it in his food!" Sano said as he began to mix his original ingredients.
"Hey, let's add this sparking red liquid for a little zing!" Exclaimed Yahiko.
"Wow, it, it, looks even more disgusting than before! Now it has green spots!" Sano yelled in delight.
"Let's go back up stairs and put it in Kenshin's favorite food." They both said as they both walked back up the stairs, through Kenshin's room and to the t.v. room. They made six pizzas and only two slices remained.
"We'll save one piece for Kenshin!" Sano cynically said.
"Yeah! YEAH! BOO YEAH!" Yahiko fainted from loss of blood.
"You mean to tell me the kid didn't know he was bleeding the whole time! Kids these days! Don't pay attention to anything!" sano yelled as he dragged Yahiko onto a blanket and bandaged him some more.
Sano was sitting there, alone. Then there was a crash of thunder! The power went out! (A/N: So basically the only thing that went out was the T.V.) Sano was scared and tried to wake Yahiko up from his uncouncious state.
Then someone rapidly banged on the door. Sano yelled "IT'S THE KILLER SQUIRRELS! AHHHHHHHHHH! MUST THINK HAPPY THOUGHTS!" Sano then started thinking of fluffy pink bunnies. But then the bunnies thought eventually turned into squirrels and he got even more scared.
TO BE CONTINUED
Who is really at the door? Will Yahiko ever stop bleeding? What will Sano do!? Why am I asking you all these question?! I hope you plan on reviewing or the killer squirrels will come kill you! Bwahahahahahahahah *cough hack cough* hahahahah!
Lady Himura: Is this gonna be a romance fic?
SSJHimura: uh.....no....
Lady Himura:........
PenguinOfEvil: Make it bloody...very bloody...and lost of laughs too. Blood and laughs go well together, but mainly blood. Don't you think?
SSJHimura: YEAH!
Lady Himura: No comment...... anyway since there is no romance in this fic, you can get romance and humor if you read my fanfic "Tell Her."If you have time after this one, read that one please.
SSJHimura: On with the story!
$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*$*
It was a dark and stormy night (classic beginning) and Kenshin and Kaoru went out for a lovely evening at the Akebeko. Yahiko was home alone, alone, alone, did I mention...alone!? Then Yahiko wasn't really alone any more. Sano was at the door. He let Sano in and he had a weird contraption in his hands. He had a high definition man-screen t.v. with a satellite dish and pizza maker!
"Sano!? Where the heck did you get one of those?!" Yahiko asked staring at the contraption.
"I smuggled it from America!" Sano replied devilishly.
They hooked up the t.v. and put it on a horror film.
" OK Yahiko, if it gets too scary for you, just tell me and I'll change the channel for you." Sano laughed. In the movie, there were three little cute squirrels. They had big cute eyes and chubby little bodies. An unsuspecting little boy walked up to the squirrels and tried to feed them when, THE KILLER SQUIRRELS ATTACKED! Blood and guts spued everywhere! Sano screamed and hid behind Yahiko who watched with eyes wide opened, unfazed by the horror of the film.
"I'm gonna go get some of your smuggled American popcorn!' Yahiko said as he departed from the room. Sano was flipping through the channels, when one channel caught his eye. He began to drool and his eyes grew bigger. Soon his face was right infront of the t.v screen.
"Hey Sano what are you watching?" Yahiko asked as he tried to look over Sano's shoulder.
"Ahhh Yahiko, I was watching....uh......FOOTBALL! Yah that's it, I was watching football!" Sano yelled as he desperatley tried to change the channel.
"Yahiko, I'm bored, what do you wanna do?" Sano asked.
"I don't know, what do you wanna do?" Yahiko replied.
"I don't know, what do you wanna do?" Sano replied
"I don't know, what do you want to do?" Yahiko replied
"STOP!" Sano yelled knocking Yahiko over.
"Say Sano, how about we go into Kenshin's room." Yahiko said excitedly.
"Hey good idea, I like the way you think!" Sano said. They made their way to Kenshin's room. They slid open the door, entered the room, and closed the door behind them. They frantically looked around for something to blackmail Kenshin with. They looked, and looked and looked some more... did I mention they looked!? Any way, they looked in his futon and found something they would've never expect to find in Kenshin's possession. they found Kaoru's PANTIES!!
" HAHAHAHAHAH!! KENSHIN IS NAUGHTY AFTER ALL!!!" Sano said histerically.
" I DIDN'T THINK KENSHIN HAD IT IN HIM!!!! "Yahiko laughed, falling to his knees.
" Wait, how do we know these are Kaoru's undergarments?" Sano questioned.
" Look at the tag, it says her name right on it! BLAHAHAhAHAHA!!" Yahiko yelled as his side started bleeding from laughing too much.
" Wait, how is your side bleeding, is that even possible? Oh well, I guess it is possible since you are losing a great deal of blood." Sano said calmly.
After bandaging Yahiko's sides, the two trouble makers found a secret passage way in Kenshin's room.
"Hey Sano, where do you think this leads to?" Yahiko asked as he observed the entrance.
"I don't know, let's find out!" Sano said as he entered, Yahiko following. They came to find that it was a secret room. For some crazy reason it had a futon with two pillows on it. There was a Harry Potter Potion kit on a large desk that looked interesting. There was also another door. It was pink and had hearts all over it. It was sprayed with a sweet scent that lingered through out the whole room.
"Wow! Cool Harry Potter Potion kit! I wanna try it!" Sano said while he was putting on goggles, an apron, and gloves.
"You are so childish Sano. Hmmm... I'll go through that door with the really sweet scent that is really hurting my nose." said Yahiko.
"WOW!!!!!! It leads to................................................................................................to........................................................................... to.............................................................................................................................................................................to..........................
KAORU'S ROOM!! (the word room echos im the distance) Thats how Kenshin and Kaoru do it. Those sly dogs!" Yahiko slyly said.
"Hey Yahiko, the potion is turning pink! No wait, green! No, brownish um... poopyish color!!! It smells so bad... THIS IS GREAT!!!"
The potion was fizzing and the putrid odor was getting worse.
"Awe cool!" Yahiko said while staring at the concoction. "Doesn't it look disgusting?" Sano asked when at that moment he threw the drink into his mouth.
"Sano! You sick animal! That thing is like a real pile of POOP!" Yahiko Yelled.
"Yeah, but it feels good all the way...... d...oo..ww..n.......oh yeah." sano said with a drunken look on his face.
"Can I try some. Please?"Yahiko asked inocently.
''Here!" Sano gave Yahiko a test tube from out of no where. Yahiko took the drink, spilled it in his mouth, cringed, and swallowed.
"Hey Sano, this does feel good on the way down!" Yahiko said with a delightful face.
"Let's make some for Kenshin and put it in his food!" Sano said as he began to mix his original ingredients.
"Hey, let's add this sparking red liquid for a little zing!" Exclaimed Yahiko.
"Wow, it, it, looks even more disgusting than before! Now it has green spots!" Sano yelled in delight.
"Let's go back up stairs and put it in Kenshin's favorite food." They both said as they both walked back up the stairs, through Kenshin's room and to the t.v. room. They made six pizzas and only two slices remained.
"We'll save one piece for Kenshin!" Sano cynically said.
"Yeah! YEAH! BOO YEAH!" Yahiko fainted from loss of blood.
"You mean to tell me the kid didn't know he was bleeding the whole time! Kids these days! Don't pay attention to anything!" sano yelled as he dragged Yahiko onto a blanket and bandaged him some more.
Sano was sitting there, alone. Then there was a crash of thunder! The power went out! (A/N: So basically the only thing that went out was the T.V.) Sano was scared and tried to wake Yahiko up from his uncouncious state.
Then someone rapidly banged on the door. Sano yelled "IT'S THE KILLER SQUIRRELS! AHHHHHHHHHH! MUST THINK HAPPY THOUGHTS!" Sano then started thinking of fluffy pink bunnies. But then the bunnies thought eventually turned into squirrels and he got even more scared.
TO BE CONTINUED
Who is really at the door? Will Yahiko ever stop bleeding? What will Sano do!? Why am I asking you all these question?! I hope you plan on reviewing or the killer squirrels will come kill you! Bwahahahahahahahah *cough hack cough* hahahahah!