May 4, 1992 1:02 AM
Hello, my name is Jason. I have written this story about the mysterious game. I have played this game and it is not scary, this so called "game" is just a piece of shit. People who review this story or comment might say "LOL WHAT A NOOB, GET A LIFE AND STOP MAKING STORIES ABOUT FUCKING " If anybody does this, please take this knife and jam it into your stomache. Okay, to the story at hand. One night I was playing which is the first night i've acctually heard about the game from a couple of friends and I watched a couple of Youtube videos about it. So I installed the client onto my computer and start the game. It seems normal at first then as soon as I get about half way through the map, shit went down sonic appeared on screen, his eyes red and dripping with blood and his smile crooked and yellow. Sonic asked if "I want to play hide and seek." So as a natural gamer who likes challenges, I said yes. I started running through the map and then sonic appeared again and said " YOU'RE TOO SLOW, I FOUND YOU!" and then a disturbing image popped up, it was Tails he was lifeless and he had red eyes, which I admit was pretty fucking scary considering the Tails Doll was pretty scary when I was a kid. So I moved on and I chose knuckles, Knuckles has been my favorite sonic character ever since I started playing, because he is red and he punches shit. So I chose him and I kept running and Sonic appeared again, " YOU'RE TOO SLOW YOU FUCKING FAGGOT GET MORE SKILLS." I was like "WTF" was this game meant to mock the players or was SEGA just trolling. Idk after that I got pretty frustrated, fucking sonic wouldnt let me pass the goddamn level. So I opened up my porn tab and started going to town, but then there was a picture that came up it said " LOL BRO WHY ARE YOU FAPPING AND NOT PLAYING THE GAME" I got so fucking scared. IS THIS A VIRUS I thought so I uninstalled it. I went to the fridge to get some milk to calm me down and I noticed there was blood coming from the bathroom. " OH MY GOD" I thought as I rushed to the bathroom, "MOM IS THAT YOU" I screamed. AS soon as I bash open the door I see Sonic in his demonized form he smiled while eating my mother's rotten, bloody tampons. I soon ran to the gun cabinet grabbing my 9mm pistol and I loaded in the bullets. Sonic appeared in front of me and he raped my nipple with his finger. After that I put the pistol to my head and pulled the trigger, but salami came out. "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU!" I yelled. " I AM GOD." said Sonic. ~ Sincerely, PS. This writer Jason, Im raping his dead frozen nipples. :)