Once there was a beautiful enchantress with huge boobs and really long hair. Her name is Mikasa from Shingeki no Kyojin, she married the colossal titan and had 600 baby titans. But it all died because of Eren Jeager.
Eren Jeager secretly loved unicorns, he once took Mikasa's scarf and wrapped it around himself and shouted "Spice Girls! Unite!"
But Mikasa also hid a deep and dark secret. She has always loved the Korean boy band EXO but is afraid to reveal due to her husband's obsession with hot boys. FACKENG GAAAAY!
Levi, who loves to clean toilets once cleaned Petra's toilet bowl. And he became so happy because a titan just pooped in that toilet so that means he has to clean A LOOOOT!
Ymir the dancing queen, danced all night in a gay bar. She was a former stripper but decided to become a dancer instead because she thought that being a stripper is too TIRING. If you know what I mean.
And with that, the Shingeki no Kyojin series has come to an end and everybody was happy!
The End