I can't believe it, WHERE THE FUCK AM I, one minute I'm laughing my ass of standing in front of that dick that thought he could kill me I mean what a fucking joke kill me ha, I mean he even knows who the fuck I am, he must know that he can't kill me fucks sake, frost giants are so pissing stupid and Laufey likes to talk the big talk being king of Jotunheim and all but he's one of the most stupid ones out there, all about trying to get one up on king Odin of Asgard.
Now being who I am I live for a good scrap or "war" as they love to call it, between to different species. I love watching a good scrap cos that's what they are nowadays not like how they used to be, all blood guts flying about, I used to find flesh and guts in my hair for days afterwards but now I'm lucky if my clothes get ripped or god forbid I break a nail, yeah laughing in my head at that, like I could break a nail.
So as I'm stud here just thinking more about how I can fuck with Laufey the dick and Odins pathetic scraps oops sorry "wars" I look behind me nope its definitely me and I realised that I'm being stared at, OH how rude don't these people know its rude to stare! as I'm waiting a few more seconds and still no one beings talking
Wow I'm starting to feel like an animal in a zoo ! them poor animals I should release them all that would be amusing for a while watching the animals course mayhem to these people severs them right for staring at me ha.
So here I am stud in the middle of what looks like a court yard I'm now rolling my eyes at how this must look I mean like "HELLO" I know I look a little different but come on I'm not that different looking, I look just the same as them oh it must be my clothes I am in my long black and cream goddess dress.
As I'm looking around I'm starting to realise and the feeling of dread starts to run down my spine, I can feel my eyes getting wider
"OH FUCK NO" no no no no no no oh the gods "NO" I scream "I'M NOT STAYING HERE FUCK THAT" I stamp my foot and shout up at the sky knowing Heimdall the Gatekeeper can hear me and he has definitely got something to do with this he is the only one that is strong enough or should I say has enough power that could have moved me from one world to the next!
I mean come on these people are nothing but weak and pathetic no fun or a challenge at all always moaning about the stupidest bullshit going, they make Laufey and Odin like fun, which by the looks of these species must mean I'm on Midgard.
"GREAT" I say "fucking brilliant" I mutter
As I say that I see their eyes widen and look behind me, as I turn around to see what these idoits are staring at as staring is a thing with them, I see what or I should say who it is…
"well well well look its daddy dearest" I say sarcastically as I can while I'm glaring at him.
I just realised with him showing up to that this has definitely got something to do with this to and I bet anything that he made heimdall do it.
I then look back around yep still staring oh well rolling my eyes I look back at daddy and smile the most sickly sweet smile I can muster up I even impress myself.
"So daddy you come to join the party to or are you the party police" I laugh out I then turn serious glaring again "I'm assuming this was you're doing then getting heimdall to move me and bring me here of all places."
"yes it was" he replies
That's it I think to myself, yes it was while finger quoting.
"I think I deserve a bit more of an explanation than that!" I say louder to him but not shouting YET!
"I was having fun where I was.!" While I'm stamping my foot again, that's twice now and I only been here less than 5 minutes, God he does my headin he only plays daddy when he wants something or he does it to just fuck with me I sometimes I swear.
"take me back I'm not staying here on Midgard of all places" I'm nearly shouting at him.
"NO I'm not taking you back just so you can start a war playing Laufey and Odin of with each other" he says sternly at me "and stop shouting at me you should respect I'm your father" as I just roll my eyes scoff at him.
Thinking of ways, I can to get out of whatever he so obviously has planned for me and I don't like it one bit, nope not with that look he's got in his eye he's definitely up to something and I just know that I'm not going to like it one bit.
So were having this sort of stare down with each other, and these Midgardians are finally starting to catch up and move out of their shock at our little display, as were waiting to see who's going to break first, I change tactics and soften at him tilt my head at him then bat my eye lashes and pout, "please daddy at least take me home" I can see its working he's going to crack I give a little more puppy eyes "please daddy" he's going to crack he's really is, this is what he has always wanted me being he's little princess, daddy's little girl but being who I am and being who he is it's just not going to happen I'm just too much like him and sometimes I don't think he likes the competition, don't get me wrong I am daddy's little girl his princess but I like the fight and the evilness too much.
I'm so close so close I can taste it smell it even, I'm jumping up and down inside my head clapping my hands and giggling like a little girl, but then he looks behind me, "oh no no no don't look behind me" as he's looking at them, I'm shouting in my head "look at me," then I sense it one of these stupid idiots are going to try and attack me ha so amusing, so as I'm counting his steps my father just rolls his eyes knowing exactly what now is going to happen, I just arch my eyebrow at my father as I'm still counting his steps 4,3,2,1 I straighten up head held high turn round so quickly that they can't see it's that quick, I move so I'm behind him and he's just looking at my father, he's not sure where I've gone, my father just arches his eyebrow at him as if to say " you really starting with me bitch" he must feel intimidated by my father, he should be, no really he should be, then the idiot turns around to quickly for a Midgardian and I realise he isn't Midgardian, well what is it they call them here on Midgard oh of course I know "human" that's it.
I just tilt my head a little and arch my eye brow at this idiot I breath in deeply to find out what he is, really tho I should of noticed this before but I was to pissed at being transported by heimdall and then my father to pay any attention to them, no matter I know exactly what he is actually they all are now but some are a little stronger than the rest and two of them are the strongest must be original ones, humm I think to myself, siblings to but the male is a bit different to the woman he smells like a dog to very odd must be a highbred, its either that or he has been playing with loads of dogs and needs a shower badly, I scrunch my nose up at that, I take a quick look at daddy dearest and he slightly nods to confirm what I'm thinking, hopefully bout the highbred bit not the shower bit, I swear I think he reads my mind sometimes, if I knew that he couldn't get into my head I would think he was reading my mind, and the fucker would to just to see some of the shit I do, well tuff luck daddy you can't get in my head, and as I'm the only head he can't get in obviously it's the only one he wants to get in, it drives him crazy I know it does, and I just love that he can't get in I love winding him up about it to and to rub it in. oh and believe me I do rub it in.
So as I'm looking at this idiot with a now board look on my face cos really he is now boring me cos I have better things to be doing like leaving this place and I really thought this would be more interesting than it is but I suppose that's what you get if you get your hopes up cos this is just disappointing, just before he goes to attack me finally I mean we could die of oh I know boredom here, someone shouts…
"DAVID DON'T"
I just throw him with a flick of my wrist to the other side of the court yard everyone's eyes about bug out their heads as I did that as he didn't even reach me and I've thrown him across the court yard like he was nothing well he was but you get my drift.
Now the idiot I now know as David gets up and growls at me and I just smirk at him he goes to go at me again but he's boring me now so I just wait till he's right at me just about to grab me but I completely over power him the little pussy ass he is, I grab his throat lift him up in the air and use my other hand and shove it through his chest and rip his heart out as blood sprays everywhere I direct the spray so it misses me but goes over everyone else and I love it, it makes me smirk and light my eyes up at everyone horrified face's, with him still in the air by the throat and his heart in my other hand I have kept this dick alive and I show him his heart and just say…
"oh is this yours" as I look at the dick that thought he was all cocky to attack me and say…
"VAMPIRE" the woman who shouted for him screams and tries to save him but she can't get to him as I have used one of my gifts on her which is to paralyse someone she can still use her arms, hands, mouth and head but not move her legs and she doesn't even know she can't move her legs that's the funny thing about it, and let's face it I do like hearing them scream and beg, I just turn to her and let David watch as I'm still keeping him alive to watch his death and his loves heart break, cos he just had to try and be a big man all cocky try make a name for himself by attacking a woman, ok he didn't know I can kill he be just looking at him, but he didn't know that I could have been an innocent not that that bothers me but you get my point, so I turn to the woman and throw the still beating heart at her making sure it hits her smack bang in her face, I had to laugh out loud at that. Cos the shock on her face was "fucking priceless" I just turn to him and smile at him in the air and throw him down at my father's feet, he just looks amused.
"Feel better" he says
"much" I smirk as he smirks back at me oh dear I suddenly feel that were back to the being of why this whole thing started in the first place and with him being here to start with, I narrow my eyes at him lick my lips and say "so are we leaving then" knowing I don't want to hear the answer but I'm going to anyway,
"NO Isabella you are not leaving you are staying here" he said
"WHAT" I shout "NO NO WAY" I continue to shout "I'M NOT STAYING HERE" I am still shouting I know everyone can still hear me but I don't care what they think, I'll kill them all if I have to!
He grows out at me deadly serious "no you listen to me you, have been going around doing nothing but coursing trouble for any millenniums doing whatever you pleased coursing fights and wars it's time you did something with your life" my eyes are wide he's never done this before, he just moans his ass off yeah then shuts up cos he says I'm just going through a "fase" with finger quotes yeah he even does the finger quotes while I roll my eyes and yeah right I just nod my head and let him think that, what makes him happy and keeps him off my back, I'm sure he really knows it's not really a "facse" but he just lets me get on with it, I don't tell him how to run his world and he don't tell me how to live my life, well that was until now that is, I might just try and escape just to go back home and start following his ass around 24/7 and telling him what to do, on second through maybe not cos he will just love me to do that, SHIT wait is this his plan, no it can't be, he's one smart ass son of a bitch but he anit no way that smart, I now, it's definitely something else.
"noooo" I whine at him, "you can't leave me here daddy I mean just look at them" I look at them like I smell something funny well I do its blood, raw flesh, vampire with a hint of dog, ok then rolling my eyes which since being here I never noticed how much I roll my eyes at people.
He just looks that me as if saying make your point, so I do and say
"There vampire's daddy, you can't leave me with such a weak pathetic species" I say which sound's completely sane to me in my head I mean come on you can't leave me here I'm the second most deadly person ever born first is my father so he doesn't count, so really that makes me on the first most deadly person to ever walk especially on Midgard even more so.
"Well if they're so weak and pathetic as you say, you will be able to sort all the supernatural problems out easily then so they all can live in peace, then won't you" he said
"And why would I even want to do that, I would rather them fight and killing each other" I replied I would be happy to sit back and watch it happen.
"Because if you don't something or someone is going to tip the balance of nature on Midgard but it won't just affect the nine realms it will affect all the other world also" he sighs out losing his patience, and even I know if this happened this would be bad.
"Why me tho why can't one of your other minions do it" I'm whining again I know I am but I can't help it.
"Cos you have nothing better to do with your time so this will give you something to do," he says like it's the most obvious thing ever and I'm the stupid one.
He then says "just think of it like, hummm a hobby, yeah there you go it's a hobby" nodding he's head he completely happy with himself that his just got his troublesome daughter a hobby.
Me not so much so I just say "and what am I to do with this hobby exctectly" I say as sarcastically as I can so he gets the hit that I'm definitely not happy about this.
"Make sure no and I mean no originals die and if they do bring them back and sort out the supernatural trouble here, it's a mess" he says
"Wounderful" I replied "just what I always wanted NOT," I go to turn my back on him but then I remember "WAIT" he stops and wait for me to continue "sooooo I can still kill people and do whatever I want really as long as I stay to sort this mess out and keep a bunch of pussy originals alive"
"YES" he say rolling his eyes I don't think he realises he even rolled his eyes I must be rubbing of on him.
And I can still use my powers and speed and strength" I questioned
"Yes you can, now if that's all I have to get back, I've already been gone too long as it is, and you need to start be sorting this mess out, and you never know you might find something interesting here to hang around for" he says
I have no idea what that even means but before I can question him again he's gone, and I turn around to see I'm left with a court yard full of vampires that, you guessed it are still staring.
I just sigh out and mutter to myself "let the fun and games being" and then smile like none of all the last 15 minutes ever even happened.