Okay so funny story

Okay, so I bet you might be wondering why I'm running away from guards with Jayfeather at top speed somewhere in the palace of Asgard after just crash landing on a table in the training grounds.

Honesty I'm not sure about the part on how we got here, only that if you jump into your closet you're going to end up getting chased and have arrows fired at you.

But I'll back up so you can understand how I plunged into my closet, why its a bad idea to run from a guy with a sword when he yells stop, and why trying to make a last stand by yourself is not a good idea.

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So here's how this whole thing started, I was at my house watching BBC's Sherlock with my friend Sarah, aka Ember. She was the one that had pushed me into my closet the first time. Yeah, she actually admitted to it!

"-And then we drank six, no, seven! Pots of coffee before singing and dancing around the room at six in the morning! And then I got a call from Fury, he wanted me to go and get Bowtie. You know the dog that changes into a wolf that I told you about?" I bantered on. Ember just nodded not really paying attention.

"uh huh, sounds just as believable as the part where you convinced Loki to come back to the tower with you." She muttered. Ember, clearly, did not believe a word about I going to the avengers universe and then helping Loki, before going to save the world. Yeah, so maybe if I was her I wouldn't believe me either.

"Chilly when you're done talking about your fantastic trip to crazytown, could you come back down to Earth just for like, ten seconds?"

"Neverrrrrrrrr." I declared, Ember grinned and got up to go to our kitchen. Yes 'our', me and Ember were now at college! We shared a place in a rather nice condo with a twenty minute drive to the college. I made sure we were staying in a place that allowed animals, Jayfeather was sleeping in my room at that moment. The downside to sharing a place was that we argued a lot.

"Hey," She called, "You buy any nutella?"

"You know I did,"

"Well where is it?" She demanded.

"Look for it yourself!" I exasperated, she could be a bit lazy sometimes. Ember grumbled something but I wasn't paying attention, while Ember had gone to the kitchen I pulled the Avenger coin out of my pocket. I had been hoping all summer that it would start to glow and say 'avengers assemble'. But no such luck.

I looked at it now and sighed as it stayed the same as ever. Ember came back over with the jar of nutella and a spoon. She looked at the coin, looked at me, then snatched it from my hands.

"Oi!" I said as she raced back to the kitchen, I chased after her but she had already grabbed a mallet and was threatening to smash it.

"Don't you dare!" I said, taking a step forward.

"Take one more step and see." She taunted.

"Ember this is serious." I pleaded, that was the only way I knew when I was going back to the avenger's universe.

"Come on Chilly, it's just a stupid-"

"Avengers assemble." We both froze, neither of us had said that. Ember stared confused at the coin on the counter.

"What the-"

"Avengers assemble." The coin said again as the A glowed. My mouth fell open,

"YES!" I screamed, "YES!"

I rushed and grabbed the coin and shaking it just to make sure, it was real. It was happening.

"Chilly what's-"

"They're calling me back!" I said, "They're calling me back! JAYFEATHER!"

Jayfeather raced into the room almost instantly, he looked at the glowing coin and knew what was happening. He meowed excitedly as I scooped him up.

"We're going back!" But one thought stopped me, what if the portal only opened in the closet in my old room? I shook the thought away.

It was time to start throwing open some doors.

I opened the closet door in my room. But no portal. I then ran into Ember's.

"Chilly what are you doing?" She complained and I ran to her closet and threw open the door. It was abnormally dark, portal dark. I grinned and turned to Ember.

"We're going to see the avengers," I told her hurriedly with Jayfeather still in my hands, "See you in a few seconds!" Before Ember could say anything I leaped into the portal with Jayfeather.

I had forgotten about the intense feeling of falling.I started screaming my head off as the light got closer and closer.

Now you would think that I would land on a trampoline or mattress or something right? Considering what happened last time with the SHIELD meeting table. Yeah because that was fun.

And know what I landed on?

A table.

That's right, a TABLE.

What are the chances of that happening twice?

But the thing was, as I told you earlier, I had somehow managed to land on a table, IN ASGARD.

I groaned as I rolled over on my side, I had been disoriented and had not noticed the many eyes on me. I just sat up and looked down at Jayfeather who I had curled protectively to my chest to make sure he didn't get injured in the landing. He hadn't, but he did start to growl before jumping out of my hands. I turned to see what he was growling at.

And that was when I saw that I probably had the worst luck ever. I had landed on a table in the training ground in Asgard, I knew it was Asgard because I remember Thor had given us a tour when we were here, this was the main training ground. And it was filled with guards.

Oh yeah, worst luck ever.

"Um, h-hello." I stuttered, not sure what else to do.

"Who are you?" One of them demanded, I could tell he was the highest ranking one here. He brandished his sword as they started to close in on me and Jayfeather.

"I'm Chilly. Hey, is um, Thor here? Or the avengers by any chance?" I stood up on the table, those guys hadn't looked nice.

"What do you want with prince Thor?" One of them growled. "She's probably a spy, the way she appeared like that." Others growled agreeing. Jayfeather morphed into a panther, he roared and took them by surprise.

"Thanks but I'll find them by myself!" I shouted at them before rushing past the surprised guards and raced through an archway leading into the palace itself.

"Stop!" The lead guard commanded as we raced away, a few servants were startled as we passed, Jayfeather easily pulling ahead. I was kinda out of shape.

I could hear them thundering after us, and it sounded like they were closing in. Something had whiffed past my head, an arrow. They were firing at me! More and more arrows were being shot, Jayfeather snarled as and arrow punctured his side. He whipped around and was going to charge them but I stopped him.

"Jayfeather! Go find Thor or one of the warriors three! Find someone! I'll hold them off just go!" I panted, there was no way I was going to outrun those guys. So I stopped and turned to face them, Jayfeather growled at me to run but I stood my ground.

"GO!" I yelled trying to do magic, I was out of practice so as soon as an arrow hit my barrier it disappeared. Jayfeather growled one more time before taking off.

So now that you're all caught up, I think it's a good time to talk my way out of this.

I threw up another shield and this one holding a bit better as my training came back to me. They surrounded me and held their position as the caption held up his hand for them to hold.

"Witch, surrender in the name of Asgard." He said.

"I'm not a witch!" I protested, "I'm just making sure you don't kill me. And calling me a witch is really rude."

"Them what are you, and why are you here."

"I'm-" But before I could say much I felt something from in my hand. My ice sword!

"She's a frost giant spy!" One of them yelled. Shit.

"No! I'm not! I'm-!" But they ignored me and began attacking my shield. It started to crumbled and crack. Finally my shield was obliterated and one of them hit me in the back of the head and I was unconscious.

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"Captain!" A guard said. "What do we do with the girl?"

The caption look at her unconscious body, something about her seemed familiar. She had said she knew prince Thor, and the mortals known as the avengers.

Then he remember seeing her at the party a few months ago when prince Loki returned. She had been the one to ask king Odin to release Loki's children.

But what she doing here? And where was her beast? What had she called it, Jayfeather.

"I' shall put her in the cell, the one that ceases the use of magic." the Captain told them. He didn't know why she was here, but he knew it was important. He turned to his squad.

"Find her animal, but don't kill it. Capture it." He ordered half of his squad, to the other half he said,

"Fine the king or queen, they must know of this."

He picked up the girl's body bridal style, and went off to the prison in the palace. It wasn't that he didn't trust his men not to harm her, but you never knew. Captain Alvis, Alvis in norse meant 'wise'.

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When queen Frigga walked into the royal gardens, she did not expect to see a monster hidden in the bushes.

Queen Frigga gasped in surprise as the hidden beast growled threateningly. It burst from the foliage and got in an attack position, Frigga was going to shout for help when she saw that it was wounded. More importantly, she recognized the monster, who was infact, not a monster at all.

"Jayfeather?" She asked softly, Jayfeather stopped growling and tilted his head.

"You are Jayfeather aren't you?" The queen said, slowly walking towards him. He flattened his ears again and growled a warning.

"It is fine Jayfeather, do you remember me?" She said, Jayfeather did in fact remember her. But he was hurt and didn't know what else to do.

"The arrow, in your side." Frigga said gesturing to it, Jayfeather had attempted to get it out but the shaft broke.

"I can pull it out." The queen offered, Jayfeather looked at her for a moment before sitting down and gave her a nod. The queen went over and gently placed a hand on his side and on the arrow.

"Now this is going to sting," She said a second before she yanked it out. Jayfeather hissed but didn't attack her.

"Jayfeather, where is lady Chilly?" She asked him, as if he could answer her. Jayfeather could only shake his head, he changed into his house cat from before snapping it up at the sound of people coming their way. Jayfeather hissed again but Frigga stopped the cat from leaving. She quickly picked him up into her arms as the people appeared.

The warriors three

"My queen," Frandal said bowing "There has been an intrusion. Two invaders appeared out of nowhere, one of them has escaped but the other was captured."

Frigga had a pretty good idea about who they had captured.

"I wish to see her." Frigga said to them, they looked at her questioningly.

"Forgive me my queen for asking, but how do you that the prisoner is a woman?" Volstagg asked, Frigga held out Jayfeather who hissed.

"Do you recognize this animal?" She asked them. Volstagg and Frandal shook their heads, but Hogun nodded.

"He is lady Chilly's" He said gruffly. Frigga nodded,

"Jayfeather?" Frandal said in wonder, Jayfeather nodded.

"Lady Chilly is the prisoner." Hogun said. They all looked at each other, they had to find Chilly.

So first chapter done! Whaddaya think? Hope you liked!

Next chapter will have Ember arriving in the SHIELD helicarrier, thats going to be fun.

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But I do own these characters,

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