A/N okay everybody. This story is pretty different. It is a romancey/ generaly/ humorly story. Now, I want to say something first. I typed this WHOLE thing, so please review and appreciate how much I have done to write a decent story. ALSO like I said I typed this WHOLE thing, so there may be some spelling errors, or errors in the general format of the messenger. Thank you, and please review!
Disclaimer: The only thing I own is the usernames. (Please look at them in comparison to the attitudes and thoughts of the character!)
Elliot looked at his work desk Lazily. He was stuck doing paperwork on a misdemeanor crime commited last week. Pointless, he knew. He sat down at his desk and looked around. His tie was off, and his top button was undone, just like Fin, and Munch with his tie off. Olivia was sitting across from him with her jacket off, since it was unusually hot that day. Elliot turned on his computer, as did all the detectives around him. He clicked on his messenger icon, only to find a small window that read,
WELCOME youwannapieceome1455657! / Elliot!
Messenger list
Olivia / coplady4ever123789 / is online! click to send IM
Fin / younevermesswitme237 / is online! click to send IM
John / theyrout2getyou369124 / is online! click to send IM
Casey / closethecaseobjectionqueen567894 / is offline
Warner / scarscutsbruisingforensics411 / is set to busy
Cragen / ih8paperairplanes42624 / is set to busy
Huang / howdoesthatmakeufeel323467 / is set to busy
Brian / godsgift2women / is set to busy
Monique / ustolemyrole / will be right back
Hendrix / cop2doc3456243 / is out
Blaine / breakdemdown489675 / is out
Dani / ditzyblondeverydaybitch4u324 / is set to busy
Kathy / blonde2brunette567843 / is set to away
Elliot scanned the list, and found Olivia, Fin, and Munch, were online, then suddenly, a little blurp-blurp sound appeared. He looked at his screen at an instant message from Olivia.
coplady4ever123789 has signed on
coplady4ever123789: hey El.
youwannapieceome1455657: Hi Liv
coplady4ever123789: what are you doing?
youwannapieceome1455657: nothing much
youwannapieceome1455657: what bout u?
coplady4ever123789: same
theyrout2getu369124 has signed on
theyrout2getu369124: Hey you guys.
coplady4ever123789: Hi Munch
youwannapieceome1455657: Munch have you ever considered changing your username?
coplady4ever123789: haha
theyrout2getu369124: well, what about you El? Have you ever considered changing yours?
youwannapieceome1455657: ...
youwannapieceome1455657: NO munch. My name, describes the kind of person I am.
theyrout2getu369124?
younevermesswitme237 has signed on
younevermesswitme237: Hey you guys. wazzup?
theyrout2getu369124: What about u Fin?
younevermesswitme237: What the hell are you ranting about now munch?
theyrout2getu369124: Elliot says that i should change my username. I said he should change his. who do u agree with?
younevermesswitme237: Why do u even ask that question John? elliot's name makes people afraid of him, yours makes people see how scared you are of the american Government.
youwannapieceome1455657: true dat.
coplady4ever123789: true...
youwannapieceome1455657: see Munch. Everyone agrees with me.
theyrout2getu369124: But you guys just dont see, how precise these nutjobs are! u know what? they could be watching you right now,
younevermesswitme237: he probably thinks there's black helicopters in your hardrive.
theyrout2getu369124: no, that's retarded. They're little black helicopter icons. click on one and it'll be a marathon of spyware, computer freezes, and ads for a new dating service.
younevermesswitme237: you don't understand anything. ne ways, i need 2 go to an appointment. see ya.
younevermesswitme237 has signed out
youwannapieceome1455657: what are you doing tonight Liv?
coplady4ever123789: I have a date
youwannapieceome1455657:with who?
coplady4ever123789: Owen Bradley
theyrout2getyou369124: Ahhh. the old Owen Bradley
coplady4ever123789: You guys haven't even met him
theyrout2getyou369124: ...
theyrout2getyou369124: That's true
theyrout2getyou369124: What time is he picking you up?
coplady4ever123789: seven thirty
theyrout2getyou369124: How is he picking you up?
coplady4ever123789: It's not in a helicopter if that's what your thinking.
theyrout2getyou369124:P I was just wondering...
coplady4ever123789: What time is it now?
theyrout2getyou369124: six
coplady4ever123789: Oh damn it. I have 2 go.
coplady4ever123789: See you guys soon.
coplady4ever123789 has signed off
closethecaseobjectionqueen567894 has signed on
closethecaseobjectionqueen567894: What's up Munch?
theyrout2getyou369124: Hi case.
closethecaseobjectionqueen567894: what's up?
theyrout2getyou369124: Nothing much. Where have you been?
closethecaseobjectionqueen567894: out to eat a salad at Hargitay'n'Melonis
theyrout2getyou369124: ahhh. I love that place
closethecaseobjectionqueen567894: I know right?
theyrout2getyou369124: were you on a date?
closethecaseobjectionqueen567894: uh huh. With Conner
theyrout2getyou: Ahhh. the Old conner.
closethecaseobjectionqueen567894: you haven't even met him yet Munch
theyrout2getyou: So?
closethecaseobjectionqueen567894: xP
closethecaseobjectionqueen567894: do you know where Olivia is?
theyrout2getyou369124: she went on a date with whats-his-name?
closethecaseobjectionqueen567894: Owen?
theyrout2getyou369124: yup that's him.
closethecaseobjectionqueen567894: has Elliot met him yet?
theyrout2getyou369124: No I don't think so
theyrout2getyou369124: Why?
closethecaseobjectionqueen567894: Keep him away from Owen
theyrout2getyou369124: I ask again, why?
closethecaseobjectionqueen567894: I hate him
closethecaseobjectionqueen567894: He's horrible
theyrout2getyou369124: What makes you say that?
closethecaseobjectionqueen567894: he's rude, obnoxious, mean and disrespectful
theyrout2getyou369124: and how do you say THAT?
closethecaseobjectionqueen567894: he thinks he's all that with his fancy cologne, and black corvette.
closethecaseobjectionqueen567894: I met him, and he's a dick
theyrout2getyou369124: ohhhh.
youwannapieceome1455657: YOU NEVER TOLD ME THIS ABOUT HIM:(
closethecaseobjectionqueen567894: WHOA! where did you come from
youwannapieceome1455657: I was on here this whole time. Just never typed anything!
theyrout2getyou369124: Oh yeah, I remember you
youwannapieceome1455657: shut up munch
closethecaseobjectionqueen567894: Elliot I really think you're overreacting from something I said.
closethecaseobjectionqueen567894: why are you so upset any ways?
theyrout2getyou369124: he doesn't want Olivia out with that dick
closethecaseobjectionqueen567894?
youwannapieceome1455657: What makes you say that John?
theyrout2getyou369124: One you know you will hate that guy, two you always hate it when Olivia's out, and three...
youwannapieceome1455657: answer John!
theyrout2getyou369124: I know you like Liv Elliot... ;D
youwannapieceome1455657: John you do act like a mentally disabled monkey, but this time you're pushing it. PUSHING IT!
closethecaseobjectionqueen567894: I think he's right El, you do like Livvy...
youwannapieceome1455657: Can you guys SHUT UP!
closethecaseobjectionqueen567894: damn! rude much?
theyrout2getyou369124: I know seriously?
youwannapieceome1455657: xP
closethecaseobjectionqueen567894: Elly loves Livvy! Elly loves Livvy!
youwannapieceome1455657: can you shut up! You're starting to act like a little sister.
closethecaseobjectionqueen567894: GREAT! that's what I was going for!
youwannapieceome1455657: ehhh...
closethecaseobjectionqueen567894: Listen I got to go
closethecaseobjectionqueen567894: I have to go try and talk that ass head defendant attorney a bigger deal, and launch teeth down his throat.
youwannapieceome1455657: I'd pay big money to see that.
theyrout2getyou369124: Don't you do enough of that in interrogation?
youwannapieceome1455657: You know what, Casey may be annoying but you launch it over the top munch
closethecaseobjectionqueen567894: no wonder fin is going insane
theyrout2getyou369124: Oh you guys get BIG kindness points...
closethecaseobjectionqueen567894: we know
closethecaseobjectionqueen567894: you need a new username too.
youwannapieceome1455657: see! I WAS right
closethecaseobjectionqueen567894?
theyrout2getyou: Don't ask.
Well I hope you guys like that! I am so totally planning to add more chapters to this, and a couple of my other stories that are probably feeling abandoned. I have signed up for 3 clubs this year! Math and Science team, Book club, and Newspaper team. I hope your school year is going smoothly! Read and Review! PLEASE I AM BEGGING YOU! REVIEW! IF YOU READ THIS AND DID NOT REVIEW (in the words of our sub Mr. Maxie) SHAME ON YOU!