A/N: Not what you think.
"EEEEEEEEEEEEKKK!"
Abbyshrieked as a oversized spider climbed over the end of her desk, and skittered towards her across her workplace. Seizing a file, she smacked the spider as hard as she could. Abby was both disgusted and relieved to lift the file and see that the spider was crushed. She began to calm her racing heart—only to seize another file, and another, as more spiders poured across her desk. She lost track of how many of the multi-legged bugs she smacked and smashed with wild abandon, shrieking in disgust all the while. At last, there seemed to be no more. She settled in her seat and took a comforting sip of Caf-Pow.
Then the largest spider of all came crawling over the edge of her desk and Abby panicked. Grabbing the Pedro Hernandez file—the largest one she had handy—she brought it down on the swollen spider, crushing it. She raised the enormous file victoriously, and checked for the spider's crushed body.
Where a spider's body should have been lay the body of a tiny, undersized man. It was Gibbs. He had been flattened by the enormous Pedro Hernandez file. He raised his head.
"Abby? Why . . ." he whispered, before his head dropped back to the desk.
Abby staggered backwards, screaming in horror at the miniature version of the man she had just killed—
She awoke abruptly. She had fallen asleep at her desk, her head pillowed by the oversized Hernandez file. Abby stared at the file that could seal Gibb's fate, remembered how it felt to accidentally crush Gibbs in her dream, and began to cry.