Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto… or much for that matter, the only things I can claim as my own are My OC's, my lovable laptop and my DS (for those of you wanting to play me on Mario Kart just send me review, comment on the story and include your request, ill send you my code)

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Story: Set inKonoha A young man learns he is the reincarnation of a cat god, what hilarity will ensue as he enters Konoha and joins a SauskelessTeam 7? Read and find out!

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Ages & Speech:

Okay for this fic I'm making everyone 15 because I find it's more like having Kids do an adult's job if their all 12! So 15 is kind of more believable okay?

"This is" - Speech

"Kind of" - Thinking

Annoying - Normal

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Konoha a peaceful village, a place where adults work day in and day out for decent pay, the food is decent and there's always something new to do…

"Hey you little brat! Get back here with my fish!"

An old man carrying what seemed to be a cleaver in one hand and fish guts in another was chasing a somewhat panic stricken boy down the dusty streets of Konoha

"I'm sorry! I'm running late! Ill pay you back later I promise!"

The boy was 5 feet 9 inches. He had messy brown hair and brilliant green eyes, his body was that of a swimmer, slim but with hidden muscle, he wore a pair of black shorts and a simple black t-shirt with a cat paw embroidered on the left shoulder. His feet were covered by a pair of generic blue Konoha sandals, on his forehead was a Konoha forehead protector (I know the name but I can't spell it cries) and in his hands was a small fish, trout by the looks of it.

"You better or else you're the next thing in my stall!"

The old man slowed to a walk as the boy nodded and swiftly downed the fish in a few bites, yeah it was raw but the kid only thought of it as really fresh sushi without the rice, and he tossed the skeleton into a nearby garbage bin.

The boy's name was Devin Snowe and he was late. What exactly was he late for? Well you will see soon won't you?

"Team 7 will be, Uzumaki Naruto…"

A Man wearing a chuunin vest and sporting a spiffy scar across his nose was reading off names for people, his name was Iruka and he teaches, er 'taught' the genin he was currently sorting. He was suddenly however interrupted by a blond loudmouth by the name of Uzumaki Naruto, addressing the boy who just ran into class

"Devin! Where the hell were you! We're already being split up!"

"Sorry sorry! I'm here now right? That's all that matters"

"You two! Shut up! Devin take a seat! Now as I was saying. Team Seven will consist of Uzumaki Naruto, Haruno Sakura, and Snowe Devin"

As Devin took his seat he heard Naruto cheer when Sakura was called, but he went absolutely mental when Devin was called.

"Yes! This is going to be great! Believe it!" (I'm sorry but I had to say it I would have used Dattebayo (sp?) but I was lazy and wanted the new viewers of Naruto to understand, however this WILL NOT occur in the future!)

Devin also cheered somewhat but not as openly as Naruto

"Team nine will be…"

As the names were listed off and people came and went Sakura simply sobbed on her desk, she was being put on the loudmouth's and the loudmouth's friends team. Too bad for her that Sauske was put on a team with two nobodies that no one knows. (I Dislike Sauske and this is the best way to be rid of him for awhile)

"Okay now your Jonin Instructors will be coming in to collect you, sit tight until you're called"

More time passed as they waited for their new sensei's until eventually only Team 7 remained. Naruto suddenly had an outburst and set up a stupid chalk eraser trap in the doorway as Devin teased a little black kitten that came out of no where with a piece of string. Sakura however was still sulking.

"Eh heh heh this is what he gets for making us wait"

Naruto stood up and began to pester Sakura to go on a date with him as Devin stood up and let the cat leave, as he was walking back to his seat he heard the sliding of a door and a clatter of wood on wood. He turned around and saw a masked Ninja with some dust in his hair.

"Okay my first impression of you is… I hate you"

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Okay end Chapter one by the way this is NOT my best work as its something I threw together in about half an hour. This one I "hope" to update frequently unlike my last project that got to 2 chapters and then poof I got tired of it, this one seems to be more comical than my last one and so… yeah.

On a final note! I would like to say that I'm looking for a person to proofread my later chapters so as make them better! If you take on the challenge I may pop you! Into this for a chapter or two but no matter once I will love you forever! (But not in an intimate way, only friendly love!).

So yeah Apply through the reviews and ill check your credentials (aka ill ask you to email me a copy of your work so I can look it over) so yeah have fun.

Future parings:

Not sure… should I have a poll? If so start reviewing who you want to see together, ill let it be known that YAOI IS NOT ALOUD!