Needs 6 characters:
JENNY
JACK
ZACH
FAN
ARTIE THE PUMPMAN
ELIA THE ELECTRIC BENDER
(JENNY tucks her overly messy pigtails behind her ear and adjusts her sweater vest. looks at JACK, he has his basketball jersey and sweats on. ZACH had finishes setting up the camera and are ready. They get in their places and ZACH fixes the zoom.)
ZACH:"3,2,1"
(JENNY bounces out)
JENNY: "I'm Jenny,"
JACK: "And I am Jack."
(Pretend to be bored. The be excited.)
BOTH:" Welcome to the Jack and Jenny Show!"
(In unison.)
JENNY: "On today's show, we are going to…"
JACK: "Blow up a watermelon,"
JENNY: "Set a lamp on fire using only gasoline,"
(Spoken as if it is impossible.)
BOTH: "And be funny!" ( Spoken in unison, ZACH gives them a 2-fingered wave, to symbolize they have 200,000 viewers, their top score. ZACH explains this to audience, he adds "Word gets around and people get excited.")
JACK: "First, I am going to play HORSE with my eyes closed."
(JENNY sneaks of camera and runs into the next room. She changes into a repulsive, very tacky, overly sparkly game show girl dress. Gold is recommended. She grabs a "What are you eating today?" board. Made like a wheel of fortune board, use disgusting food items as options. Best to have JENNY in heavy make up for this part. Have her come in when JACK gets the E of HORSE.)
JENNY: " Who will be our random viewer who plays the game?"
(JENNY introduces a girl, she goes by JACKANDJENNYFOREVERFAN! She is an over excited fan of the web show.)
FAN: "Ooh! I am in the actual Jack and Jenny studio!"
(She spins the wheel and lands on spoiled milk. Laughs eagerly, somewhat stupid. Use milk with marshmallows in it. Pour out of pitcher and into a colored cup in front of audience. Emphasize marshmallows.)