"Whoa!" Link exclaimed in awe.
"A sparkly mushroom!"
Fi, his companion, stared suspiciously at the mushroom.
"Master, I predict a 99.9% chance that the mushroom will give magical spores that increase the amount of Rupees." She calculated.
Link smirked before pointing his sword up to the sky and letting out a huge whirl of light burst out.
The mushroom released spores.
Link snatched his empty bottle out of his pocket and undid the top. Then, he caught the glittering spores in it.
The reflection of the green dust was shining in his blue eyes.
"Let's test it!" Link yelled impatiently.
"I predict a 99.9% chance Master will take off and leave me behind…" Fi whispered to herself.
Before long, Link whooshed past Fi to slay Bokoblins and earn Rupees. She was right.
"Sweet…" he said.
"I have some space left. And boy, was it hard to get all these Rupees." Link muttered while doing his fatal blow on a blue Bokoblin.
A green Rupee fell to the ground.
Link, who was excited as hell, released the spores onto the green Rupee.
It turned into something unusual.
Something black.
"Master," Fi interrupted Link's awe at the black Rupee. "I predict a 12.0% chance that that Rupee will give you a lot of Rupees."
"Shut up, Fi!" Link snapped.
Fi shrugged as Link picked up the Rupee and put it into his Tycoon wallet.
I feel…lighter…Link thought.
"It was a power up that makes me run faster and be lighter!" He guessed.
"…No, Master…" Fi said, a worried expression on her face. "that was a Rupoor…it makes you lose all your Rupees…"
Link turned very pale.
In fact, so pale that Zelda would've mistaken him for a ghost.
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYAAAAAA AAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH !"