Vodka Is A Magical Potion

by betterthannone-x

CRACKFIC Sammy wammy has dumped Amelie for being 'too clingly' so she's all sad :( But then Oliver turns up, drunk, and offers her some Magical potion which will make her wishes all come true. Unfortunately, Oliver makes a wish of his own and as both of the have the 'special potion' coughvodkacough only one of their wishes come true. And Ollypop's wish is quite absurd.

Amelie was depressed. (Poor Amelie)

Sammy wammy had gone byebyes and leave Amelie because apparently she was 'too clingy'

All she'd done is ask him where he'd been at 23 seconds past 1:30 in the morning.

Because he hadn't picked up the phone :(

It had been 136th time that had occured.

So Amelie had thought that he had cheated on her.

And she had went round his house and demanded to know who this female wench was so she could rip her skin off bit by bit.

And then.

Sammy wammy dumped her.

So now she was sat on her armchair depressedly.

And to make it worse, Oliver then walked in.

And Oliver, was drunk.

Silly Oliver.

"What do you want you pencile sharpener?!" Amelie had asked, using the first offence that came to her mind.

Amelie guessed that that had been a good offence because Oliver started crying.

And saying things like 'You don't love me!'

Which she didn't.

So she just agreed with him and laughed at him.

And some time passed (Amelie couldn't tell how long because she was to busy being sad after laughing)

And then Oliver offered Amelie a bottle of vodka and told her it was 'secret wishy potion' and that if she drank it her wishes would come true.

So Amelie drank it.

And wished that Sammy wammy would come back to her.

But also, Oliver had made his own wish.

But you guys don't needa know what that was... Yet :)

So.

Without going into to much detail, Amelie and Oliver both drank and drank and drank.

And lets just say the next morning Amelie woke up in bed.

With Oliver.

And Myrnin (but you don't needa know how that happened lets just say it has something to do with Ollypopsicles wish)

Oh, and a pounding head ache.

And just as she woke up.

Sammy wammy burst in saying that he still loved her.

But then he saw her in bed with Oliver and Myrnin.

And he /quickly/ changed his mind.

So Amelie never did get her wish.

But Oliver got his. (yaaaay)