This is my first time writing an x reader story so please tell me what you think. thanks! :)

(y/n)=your name/alias

(f/c)=favorite color


Still half asleep, you walked out of your room with your (f/c) blanket wrapped around you. You hadn't been able to get much sleep because roger made you clean up the dining area before bed. why? well here's what happened.

~14 hours earlier~

you were sitting with two of your best friends, Mello and Matt. Matt was playing something on his DS and you and Mello were arguing over how chocolate should be eaten.

"no, you can't put chocolate in oatmeal"

"well then what are you supposed to put it in?"

"nothing, you just eat it by itself"

"but what about in milk? you know chocolate milk? or on bananas? huh? what about bananas?"

"who puts chocolate on bananas?"

"I do! chocolate and bananas are the perfect combination"

"what if the banana is rotten?" you growled and used you spoon to catapult your mashed potatoes at Mello's face.

"why would anyone eat a rotten banana?! with or without chocolate?!"Mello growled and threw some of his broccoli at you.

"it was a hypothetical question!"

You threw a piece of chicken at him. "I don't care!" the chicken missed Mello and hit Matt in the head, causing him to fall/jump out of his seat in surprise. He stood up and grabbed a carrot from his plate and flung it at you.

"what is going on in here?" roger yelled.

everyone froze.

You threw the broccoli you were holding. Unfortunately, because you were looking at roger, your aim was way off, and instead of hitting Mello like you had intended, the broccoli flew across the room and hit Near, causing the card tower he had been working on to fall over. He just stared blankly at the spot where his tower used to be, then he looked at the broccoli then over at you. you were frozen in place, standing in your seat with your hand still up in the air. You had a horrified expression on you face as near stared emotionlessly at you. You slowly turned your head towards roger and forced a smile that probably looked more like a dying animal, but you couldn't tell because you didn't have a mirror.

"heh heh, you see..."

"(Y/N)" you flinched. "you are to clean up this mess immediately"

"fine..."

~present time~

cleaning up had taken much longer than expected but you had eventually finished. You had slept in and missed breakfast so you decided to go to the library instead. You couldn't find any interesting books that you hadn't already read so you just wandered aimlessly around the library. As you were about to leave you noticed Near sitting on the floor by one of the shelves reading a book. You walked over to him.

"Near, I'm sorry for hitting you with the broccoli. I was trying to get Mello, it was an accident"silence. Near didn't even look up at you. "Near?" still nothing. "why are you ignoring me? I said I was sorry" Near closed his book and stood up. He walked out of the library, bumping into your shoulder as he passed you. You heard him whisper something along the lines of 'now we're even'. You looked at him quizzically for a moment before you felt something cold touch your back. You jumped up in panic trying to get rid of the uncomfortable feeling. after a few moments of jumping up and down and looking like a crazy person, the cold feeling disappeared and you heard something fall onto the floor. "an ice cube?" you turned towards the doorway when you heard a small giggle. A smirk grew on your face as you realized what just happened. "Near you sneaky little ninja..."