Author: Arthur Kirkland awaits letters from the readers, other nations, cities, principalities, and whatever the hell Sealand is. He IMPATIENTLY, might I add, waits.
I'll send the first letter to get us started!
Dear Arthur Kirkland,
Do you like the stories I put you in? I mean, uh, including the ones that are posted on my deviantART page... For instance, the many songfics, the hard yaoi stories, and the fluff. Hmm... like my story of you and Francis? Or... the other ones...
Damn, I'm no good at letters. This is it. Byeeee!~
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Love,
Anonymous
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Dear 'Anonymous',
As a matter of fact, no. I do not. You whore me out, and I'm tired of it. you treat me like a slut. Stop it, damn it! I hate it.
You made me fuck Francis, Alfred, Antonio, Gilbert... even Matthew in all of your sick stories! Stop it, I'm tired of it.
So anyways, I'm tired of you putting me in your dirty stories.
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I hate you so bloody much,
Arthur Kirkland