The Jedi Temples Christmas Party

by Ender The Time Lady

The Jedi Temple is celebrating Christmas. Who knows what will happen at their party? Many chapters to come. Warning: Randomness inside! Do not read if you have no sense of humor! -DISCONTINUED-

1. Beverages, Battles and Plots

The Jedi Temples Christmas Party

Chapter One: Beverages, Battles and Plots

AN: I do not own Star wars. No duh, I'm not that lucky. Beware, many people are OOC. But in a humorous way!

The Jedi Council was having a very important meeting. Well, it was more of a debate really. The Council sat in their chairs, looking at each other suspiciously. Then Yoda spoke up. "Have eggnog at the party, we should." He demanded. "No! We must have Pepsi!" Mace Windu cried out. "We will have Coke!" another master insisted. "Never! We need to have Mountain Dew!" "I'd rather die!" Someone proclaimed. "Let us have Sprite!" A very long argument began. Then a voice cried "Stop! We shall decide this in a game of cards!" Everyone agreed, and then proceeded to put on their best poker faces.

Ten Minuets Later

The Council sat around a table. The tension was so thick you could cut it with a knife. Then a voice triumphantly uttered two words. "Go Fish."

Five Minuets Later

Yoda was dancing triumphantly around the rest of the council members who were looking depressed. Mace Windu was clinging to a bottle of Pepsi and sobbing. None of the council members noticed Obi-Wan devising a plan… one so horrid, none would be able to escape it! Yes, he, Obi-Wan Kenobi was going to finally complete the mission of pranksters throughout the temples history. He was going to spike the eggnog!