Hey guys I hope you enjoy this Kuroko x Kagami Fan fiction. I really hope you enjoy. But beside the topic I don't know what other ships to write about so I was wondering if you guys could give me some suggestions of any ships you would like me to write about. I'm good with Boy x boy girl x girl and girl x boy! So anything's fine. PLEASE GIVE ME SUGGESTIONS! I've just been writing about kuroko Cuz I have nothing else to write about…

Kuroko looked up t the big redhead on his team.

Expressionless.

He couldn't understand him. He was tall. Ate a lot. And was really fast and athletic.

Possible? He thinks not.

Sometimes he started to wonder if Kagami was an alien. Not as an insult or anything but this is the only thing Kuroko could think of to accommodate his theories.

Staring…. Staring…Stari-!

"ENOUGH STOP STARING AT ME KUROKO ITS REALLY UNCOMFTERBLE." Kagami's face was scary.

Kuroko didn't respond, he just tilted his head in question of the redhead's thoughts. Why did he feel uncomfortable? Koroko was just heavily staring at him while slowly

Sipping his water expressionless…

Okay maybe that's a little creepy to the public eye but Kagami's NO EXCAPTION.

He too often stars as Kuroko. Many, Many times!

One day Kuroko found himself trying to shoot a basketball into the hoop when he couldn't move. There was a constant urge to look at the glaring redhead. It looked like his eyes were bright red looking straight through Kuroko.

ALIEN

It must be! He makes Kuroko's heart thump so loudly he could hear it over the screaming Coach! Once Kagami called him, and the next time he looked in the mirror his cheeks were bright red! Only an alien could do that.

Kagami too, thought Kuroko was strange. Whenever Kagami was eating with Kuroko his food tasted better. And when he was tired and Kuroko was with him he felt extremely relived. And Kagami just about figured it out. IT MADE PERFECT SENSE.

Kuroko was a water person! You may not believe him at first but Kagami was sure about this. He read many manga where people lived under the water.

And, not only that but they all were expressionless! PROVED!

But Kagami was extremely sure about this.

In fact, so sure he himself would even make sure Kuroko had gills.

And that's when it happened.

Kagami pushed Kuroko agents the wall and brought his hands together above Kurokos helplessly tilted head.

Kuroko was scared!

What was Kagami doing! He started to lift up Kurokos shirt.

THUMP THUMP THUMP

Kuroko's heart shook!

"NO KAGAMI!"

Slap!

"THIS IS A T RATED STORY!"

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AUTHORS NOTE

If you were expecting something more to happen then… we're in the same boat. But as I remembered I was writing this for comedy… Sorry to all you fujoshi out there.