Author's Note : hey! It's Sleepy here (new nickname heh! thanks daxter!). Back with yet another story though I think I should probably work on the other two…but anyway! This one just flew into my head after I watched a video on youtube featuring my two fav characters from One Piece : Sanji-kwun and Zoro-swan! fan girl squeal if u want to watch it it's called Sanji and Zoro Accidentally in Love. Guess the story won't be that appealing at the beginning cuz I suck at that but eventually it will get better. Unfortunately there's not that much ZoroxSanji in this chapter pout though there is some slight SanjixLuffy to make up for it!

I'm currently married, here on FF to daxterandboxer though from time to time I'm getting this horrible feeling that she's betraying me! I should probably contact L to find out!

Disclaimer : One Piece and all it's characters mentioned here belong to Eiichiro Oda. I'm just borrowing them though I wish Sanji, Zoro and Luffy were mine. One day perhaps…

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Chapter 1 : A Boring Day

It was another bright, sunny day for the Straw Hat Pirates on board the Thousand Sunny. The sea was unnaturally calm and there was no enemy or monster in sight. Yet Luffy's crew didn't consider this as something to be happy about. Excluding maybe Usopp and Chopper, they always loved the thrill of battle and adventure. But to their disappointment, today was not a day for such things. So what had they left to do? Nothing except laying around doing whatever they wanted.

Roronoa Zoro was a good example of this. The swordsman was spending this lovely day in the best way he could : sleeping, with his three katanas tucked safely at his side. His loud yet not highly annoying snores could be heard from as high as the crow's nest, were the quiet Nico Robin was reading an interesting looking archaeology book whilst keeping a sharp lookout for any approaching enemies. Down on the deck, Monkey D. Luffy, Tony Tony Chopper, Usopp and Franky were playing a game of strip poker, a game which Luffy had recently discovered and was awed by it so much that he didn't even complain once when he lost four times in a row, leaving him wearing only his boxers. That is until Nami came over and smacked him in the face for being so idiotic as to not realise that Usopp had been cheating. Meanwhile Sanji, who had been talking to Nami excitedly about recent recipes he had discovered, decided that it was time to prepare lunch for the crew.

As he made his way into the kitchen, the cook decided to serve meat today; due to the fact it had been quite a while since they had any thanks to their captain's never full stomach. But fortunately he had bought a lot of meat the other day and was very happy about finally preparing, for his beloved Nami-swan and Robin-chwan a meal fit for a princess.

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"Jeez Luffy you lost again? Can anyone ever be as stupid as that?"

For the fifth time that day Luffy had miserably lost to another card game. He didn't know how that could have happened. After Nami had made him realise that Usupp was being his usual cheating self he had been extra cautious on how he and the rest were playing but it was to no avail. He had lost again and now according to the stupid rules of the game he had to shed his last remaining article of clothing. He stood up and put his hands underneath his boxers, ready to lower them and show the world the future pirate king's rubber pistol. Zoro had even woken up to witness this once in a lifetime event (probably) and even Robin seemed to be mildly interested in what was happening down below but just as Luffy began pulling his boxers down he found himself back on the floor with a very angry cook straddling him with his hands tightly wrapped around his neck, choking him without any mercy.

"LUFFY! YOU ARE SO DEAD!"

"Sanji let go you're killing me" pleaded Luffy whilst he turned red in the face. "Guys please help me!"

"Sanji-kun what the fuck are you doing?" asked Nami. She wrapped her arms around one of the cook's arms knowing well that Sanji would let go of Luffy if she did that.

"As you wish Nami-swan!" sang Sanji as he danced around Nami with little pink hearts floating around him.

Who would ever understand this guy?

Zoro picked himself up from the floor along with his katanas and walked lazily towards the rest of the crew. This was going to be interesting.

Luffy also got up from the ground, holding his throat looking like someone who just had his neck sliced in half and was trying to keep it adjoined with the rest of his body. He was panting heavily trying to regain all the air he had lost with his tongue hanging out of his mouth.

"WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR?!" growled Luffy angrily once he had recuperated.

"Huh?" Sanji had completely forgotten that only a few seconds ago he had been trying to murder his own captain. He had been too busy fawning over Nami to remember the reason he had attacked Luffy.

Seriously, who could ever understand him?

But now his murderous intent to slaughter his captain like a pig came back but before dirtying his hands he would try to talk reasonably with his air headed captain.

"Right. Listen Luffy…YOU ATE ALL THE MEAT DIDN'T YOU?!" That said he sprang at Luffy like a mad cat but luckily for Luffy, Franky and Chopper (in his human form) grabbed hold of Sanji's arms and didn't let go until they were sure Sanji had calmed down.

Everyone turned to face Luffy as those horrible words left Sanji's lips. The meat…Luffy…gone! Luffy swore he could see fire dancing in their eyes.

"Yes it's all gone and now I can't prepare the fabulous meal I had planned for Nami-swan and Robin-chwan!" whined Sanji. "Luffy I swear I will only give you bread for the rest of the journey!"

Luffy's jaw hit the ground and he could feel that his heart had stopped beating for a second.

"NO WAY! Please Sanji forgive me! Luffy sank to his knees and hugged Sanji's legs and rubbed his face against them trying to look cute and sincerely shaken by what he had just told him. He even managed to put on a convincing pout that would melt even the cold heart of a Sea King. "I promise I won't steal again…for now" The last part was said under his breath.

Sanji looked down into poor Luffy's miserable face and felt his two inner beings fighting furiously against each other, trying to win over Sanji's confused brain. "Aww he looks so cute. Let's cuddle him!" said his good, womanly side. His other side, which he called the Zoro-ish side wasn't that keen on that idea and instead proposed : "Kill that son of a bitch Sanji!".

The cook would have probably followed his Zoro-ish side's advice had it not been for the fact that when he looked down upon his captain once again he realised that Luffy was wearing only his boxers! What's more they were half-way down his hips! Sanji felt himself blush at the sight of Luffy's half exposed rubber gun and after a few seconds of staring, pushed the rubber boy away from him.

"You're forgiven this once Luffy but…uh…" Sanji quickly looked for a reason to explain to the crew why he had forgiven their captain after he had nearly made him faint with fear. "Yeah…you better get some money to pay for the meat once we get to the next island…or else it will be pain for you." he said in a creepy voice just to make sure Luffy understood him.

Luffy gulped and shook his head up and down at a very fast pace and in a small voice answered that he would.

"Good. Now that we have this all cleared up I'm gonna go and cook some fish!" said Sanji with a big smile and with cigarette in mouth and hands in his pockets he walked away towards the kitchen.

This guy was a total mystery.

Everyone sighed and turned to glare at Luffy including Robin who during the argument had descended the crow's nest to come and join the fun. They had eaten fish for two freakin' weeks! Not that they had anything to grumble about Sanji's excellent cooking but eating fish everyday had become sort of lame and they were eager to taste fresh meat but now thanks to their idiotic captain they had to wait two more days for there mouths to taste again some good meat, that is until they reach the next island.

As Sanji disappeared into the kitchen. Nami, Usopp and Franky all jumped onto Luffy and an epic fight broke out which Captain Monkey D. Luffy would remember till the day he died as the only fight which he had lost as a man and a pirate…including his boxers.

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"Hey Ero-cook"

"What the hell do you want marimo? Can't you see I'm busy?!" snapped Sanji with his back to Zoro. He was cutting some vegetables and didn't enjoy the fact that Zoro was looking at his behind. It made him feel uneasy in a way.

The swordsman didn't answer but just let himself fall into a chair and kept on staring at Sanji without uttering a word. He had noticed something strange going on between the cook and Luffy back on the deck, and now wanted to rub his discovery in Mister Prince's face.

After some minutes of complete silence, Sanji lost all patience, and slammed his cutting knife on the counter. He turned around to face Zoro, anger clear on his face. "You better have a good reason to disturb me vegetable head or I swear I'll gonna kick your ass out of here!"

Zoro stood up from the chair which a huge smirk plastered on his face. Sanji knew something nasty was going to come out of the swordsman's mouth. What did that bastard want?

"You know eyebrow freak, I noticed something interesting before. You know what I mean?" Zoro crossed his arms over his chest looking expectantly at the cook.

"What the hell are you talking about marimo? Duh…I knew you came here just to waste my time. Go away!"

Sanji turned his back on him, and as he picked up his knife, he heard Zoro speak again.

"You want me to tell you what I noticed? Very well. You were definitely blushing like a damn tomato when you saw Luffy wearing only his boxers. I saw you, and my eyesight is excellent so it was no mistake."

The cook's mouth hung open in shock at his words. Damn he noticed! What could he say now?

"So? Speechless ero-cook? I didn't imagine you were indeed such a pervert" snickered Zoro.

"You're imagining things you fucking swordsman! I know what you're thinking. That I've suddenly turned homosexual huh? Ok I did blush when I saw Luffy only in his boxers but that was natural! I bet even you would have blushed if you'd seen what I've seen at such a close up view ok? SO SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

Zoro knew the cook would react in this way to his words so he wasn't fazed at all. He had a feeling that what he would say next would shut him up for good. Sometimes this cook was so easy to manipulate.

"But…Usopp, Chopper and Franky were close by too and I didn't even see a hint of a blush on there faces unlike you."

He felt a gush of air next to his face and a second later he was holding a big cutting knife between his index and middle fingers. Sanji had thrown his knife at him.

"Uh oh…you could have hurt me with this you know?" said the green haired swordsman in a mocking voice.

Sanji tried to calm down. What had gotten into him? He had just thrown a knife at one of his nakama! Even though he hated this brainless swordsman he was still something like a friend to him…sometimes. So the stupid marimo head wanted to insinuate that he was gay? Very well he would play along with it.

"Correct me if I'm wrong, but are you, perhaps…jealous?"

"WHAT?"

Zoro hadn't expected for the conversation to turn to his favour. He could already feel his face heat up with embarrassment at the blonde's words.

"Are you kidding me? Why should I be jealous? I'm straight ok!"

"It just seemed to me that you were jealous. If not then why did you come here to speak to me about this 'incident?'"

"You're fucking wrong dartboard-eyebrow freak! I came to tease you that's all!" yelled a very flustered Zoro.

"Oh really? Then let me say this. From the little I've seen of Luffy's body I can tell that between you two he would be the hotter one…that is if I were a woman because I am not gay!"

Zoro was speechless. Luffy's body was better then his? No fucking way! He was absolutely certain that he was way hotter than their rubber captain. Damn love-cook.

"Now please go away. I've had enough of you and if you're hungry you'd better get the hell out of here or else you'll get nothing understand?"

The green head just grunted in response and stomped out of the door, clearly very angry that he lost to Sanji. Luffy hotter then him. Never.

When he was sure that he was gone, the smoking, blonde cook turned back to slicing up the vegetables and muttered inaudibly. "What an idiot that marimo is."

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Author's note : Finally that took forever but I really enjoyed myself writing it! After such hard work I expect anyone who reads it to be so kind as to review too. Since this is my first One Piece fic I don't know if all the characters were in character so pls tell me if they didn't seem so. Also the next chapter will explain the title of the story and summary so you'd better stay tuned to know what happens next. Also pls R&R my other stories. I don't feel like writing their names down so pls go to my profile to know what they are about. Pls also review the stories written by daxterandboxer. They're awesome I assure you!Thanks and until next time!