Man Or Mouse
E/O Drabble challenge, word: faint.
Summary: Give Dean a machete to decapitate a Vampire at any time – but don't let him see his worst nightmare come true …
A/N: I know I know – that's horseshit, couldn't come up with something decent this week. Anyway: Happy Birthday CiZiwejes. Yeeehaaaa!
He couldn't decide which was worse: coming around on a layer of itchy sawdust or coming around to the sound of country music.
Sam decided the matter. His smirk was definitely the worst.
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"Dude, you fainted."
"Nnnn – didn't!"
"Yeah, you did."
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"Remember doing the Lasso and the bull riding and the spare ribs contest?"
"Urgh!"
"Exactly. Remember going to the horse market?
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"Easy, bro. Take a deep breath … in – out – in, yeah, that's it!"
"Mmmm ... Monsters!"
"I know, Dean. But castration is a common intervention for stallions when they –"
"…"
"Dean? Jeez, man …"