"My feet look like sticks of butter right?" a white penguin asked sensei
"Shut it young grasshopper! Every penguin has butter feet!" sensei snapped.
The white penguin twirled her curly blond hair with her flipper. "Ima go to my igloo and play with my white puffle." She said.
Back at the penguin's igloo, the quaint white puffle jumped up on an armchair. The anticipation of playing with his penguin friend was too much to handle.
"Shnoovlekunz! I'm home!" The pale penguin yelled in an elegant voice as she slammed the wooden door on the armchair.
The poor white puffle was flattened against the wall with a loud squeaky!
"Oh Shnoovlekunz?" the blond penguin asked again.
As the door shut behind the penguin, Shnoovlekunz dropped to the floor.
"SQUEAK?" Shnoovlekunz asked excitedly.
"Oh, Shnoovy baby! Let's go and play!" the blond penguin offered.
She threw a leash around Shnoovy's midsection and pulled it tight. She led the puffle out to get pizza.
"WAITER!" the penguin screamed at the pizzeria.
Nobody found this rude, of course, this was just proper etiquette in Club Penguin. A black female penguin with a black ponytail walked up to her. Once again, this was completely normal, women in club penguin listened to waiter and waitress.
"What's up Sara?" the waiter asked.
"Oh nothing Veronica..." Sara said.
"I'd like a candy and sardine pizza." Veronica, the waitress said.
"I like high heels. Let's go to the puffle hotel." Sara said.
"Deciding to drink java is good." They said simultaneously.
"A GLOB MONSTER IS ATTACKING CLUB PENGUIN!" the pianist yelled.
Both penguins slipped on their elemental ninja outfits. Veronica and her black puffle changed into fire ninja outfits, meanwhile Sara and her white puffle changed into ice ninja outfits.
"WE NEED TO SAVE THE DAY BY PLAYING" they both said simultaneously "CARD GAMES!"
So both penguins set up a cardjitsu matt, and started playing happily while munching on pizza
END