Another parody. Extreme craziness follows. It is most illogical. Please review!
This is a parody of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.
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Kirk the starship captain
Had a great big shiny ship
And if you ever saw it
You'd think it was ranch dip.
All of the other captains
Used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Kirk
Join in any captain games.
Then one exciting starry eve
Starfleet called to say
Kirk with your ship so bright
Won't you chase Klingons tonight.
Then all of Starfleet loved him
And they shouted out with glee
James Kirk, the starship captain
You'll go down in history!
The End.
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