Shingeki no Study!
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(-Hange-)
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Grinning widely at her friend, the bespectacled young brunette slammed the door of her overly stuffed locker.
"Oh, what did I just hear?"
"Auruo bit his tongue in his first class...It's true!" Petra replied, grinning back.
The two girls then proceeded to giggle loudly. (Or maybe it was just Hange.)
"SHUT UP! ACCIDENTS HAPPEN." Auruo interjected, his face crumpling in annoyance. "and the floor just happened to be slippery!"
"Yeah, continue your yammer, Auruo, whatever it was, it's pretty funny!" Hange said, slapping his back playfully. "No worries! I just hope that your tongue's fine."
"And on the first day of school..." Petra commented, shooting the teen a teasing look, then looking at Hange.
Hange smiled and did a thumbs up.
She was officially Petra's tutor when it came to sassing the crumpled paper. (Auruo)
"Shut up." He grumbled. "If you're not gonna," he smirked. "Then I guess I'll just have to take you to dinner to quiet you down."
Hange had to stifle a laugh when she saw how much Petra's face contorted (very much like Auruo's that didn't need anymore contorting as it was already contorted enough naturally) at the thought of dating him.
She grabbed her friend's hand and apologetically (sarcastically) looked at Auruo. "Sorry, Ruo, I think she want some time to decide for herself first, okay?"
He rolled his eyes. "Just to let something out, let me just tell you I've waited since last year and she still hasn't replied yet."
"Well look at the time!" Hange said, quickly pointing at her metal watch, "Looks like it's the next class already! Byeee~"
She began to drag the petrified Petra (how ironic) to the second class.
Lucky for her fiend they were classmates.
Oops.
She meant friend. Not fiend.
What the hell, brain?!
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The next class was Speech, and Hange found it quite pleasant that many of her friends were there.
Moblita, Erwin, Mike, Gunther, Eld, Levi, Moblit (weird fellow, having a similar name as her other friend) , Auruo (not really pleasant but oh well, shit happens and he also happens to look like shit), and Petra.
Since the teacher wasn't there yet, she decided on trying to unpetrify the still petrified Petra.
Wow, she just invented a new tongue twister. Better tell it to Levi later even though he probably wouldn't be interested. That grumpy shortie.
"Heeeey, Petra, are you there?" She called, waving her hand in front of her. Her friend gibbered nonsense in response, gaining the attention of Eld, who was playing with his (fabulously) ponytailed hair.
"What's wrong with Petra?" He asked, straining his neck to take a good look at the petrified Petra, since he was seated behind her.
She shrugged and looked at Auruo to make sure he wasn't listening before telling him. "Crumpled paper scared her again."
"HANGE. STOP WITH THE NICKNAM-" Auruo yelled, interrupting himself by biting his tongue again, effectively snapping Petra out of her petrification in the process.
"Oopsie daisies! He heard me."
"SHIT MY TONGUE."
Poor Auruo...
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"Class, my name is Nanaba. I will be your Speech teacher." Nanaba (banana), said, taking a chalk out of her chalk box and writing her name on the board. She looked at all of them with a serious expression. "You may ask some questions."
A raven haired girl, whom Hange speculated was Levi's relative, as they had the same poker face, raised her hand.
"Yes?"
"Ma'am, why are we freshmen grouped with the sophomores, juniors, and seniors here?"
Nanaba (banana) smiled. "Good question. The reason is that the Speech subject is very general."
"How so?"
"Because, all of you know how to talk, right? In this class, I will teach you all proper pronunciation, the art of writing speeches, and to pit it simply, widen your dick-tion."
How ironic.
Hange bit her lip in an attempt to avoid smiling and remain serious.
"Pfft. Marco. Dick-tion. She said diction wrong." A freshman with a buzz cut whispered to a freckled one.
Marco scratched the back of his head and smiled back sheepishly at the buzz cut freshie. "I know, Connie, but it's still wrong to laugh at one's accent."
"Anymore questions?"
Grinning, Connie raised his hand and stood up. "Ma'am, why does your name sound like banana?"
Cue the awkward silence and everyone joining Hange in trying to avoid laughing like an idiot.
Nanaba (banana) raised a brow dangerously at him. "What did you just say, mister?"
Connie coughed awkwardly, realizing that his joke was taken seriously and that nobody wanted to mess with the teacher by laughing. "I uh, asked why your name sounds like . Ma'am."
"Because," She (banana) glanced sternly at him. "My parents named me that way."
"Oh. Uh." Connie coughed awkwardly again, sitting down and shooting everyone (his friends) a how-dare-you-betray-me glare. "Thank you ma'am."
"...a pleasure..." She (banana~) continued staring at him sternly. "Watch your manners."
"Anymore questions?"
Excitedly, Hange shot up her hand in the air.
"You may ask."
"Ms. Bana-"
Nanaba's eyes twitched in annoyance.
Everyone coughed in held back laughter.
Hange cringed in fright (Of getting a bad conduct grade.)
"Ms. Nanaba! Sorry ma'am, my tongue slipped!"
"...fine. Proceed with your question."
"Do titans exist?" Hange asked eagerly, earning a mental groan from all of her friends.
Nanaba frowned.
"Do they?" She asked again, out of desperation.
"...no...And please refrain from asking questions off topic. Ask that question in science or history class."
This time it was her turn to frown "Thank you, ma'am." Smiling disappointedly at her teacher, she slunk back to her seat.
"Hange, really?" Levi whisper-deadpanned-groaned, face palming. "You're just, this desperate, aren't you?"
"It's not bad to be interested in titans." Hange whisper-argued. "Plus, I really do think they existed in the past!"
"Fine. Think whatever you want then, shitty glasses." He nonchalantly replied, shifting his attention and blankly looking at Nanaba (banana).
"Anymore?" The teacher asked.
"May I?" Erwin, ever the teacher's stony faced and extremely mature (plus his fabulous eyebrows, never forget them) pet, volunteered.
Nanaba (banana) smiled (ever so slightly) at him. "Well if it isn't Erwin Smith, the student council president. Of course you may."
"So all of us students in this room will be learning the same thing, I am correct?"
Nanaba (banana nabana) nodded. "Correct. Because when it comes to speech, We are all the same. It is just the difference in charisma, vocabulary, grammar, and tone that matters."
Isn't that all of speech?
"Yes, ma'am." Erwin agreed, sitting down.
"That is all?" Nanaba (banana wee~) questioned, looking slightly disappointed. Erwin nodded, without a single hint of nervousness in his face.
When it came to keeping one's composure, Erwin was the best among the best. Hange could bet that if the titans existed, Erwin would be one of the leaders of the Survey Corps, an organization of soldiers fighting for humanity that she had read about; and if he would lose an arm to those cool beasts, he would still keep his composure and tell the rest to move on, willing to sacrifice himself.
Which was so freaking epic.
"I will not be accepting any questions for now, as I will proceed to the next part of our meeting." Banana (Nanaba) said, grabbing the piece of chalk she left on the table and scribbling something on the board. "You will now, introduce yourself. I want everyone in my class to know each other, got it?"
"Indeed." Hange muttered, as the rest of the class yelled, "YES MA'AM." (excluding Levi, who just continued staring at the scribbling banana (Nanaba), bored.
"You there," Nanaba (banana) pointed to a green wide eyed brunette, who was busy having an all out glaring contest with another freshman. "Start first, go to the front of the class."
"Ugh, this is so middle school." She heard a boy, who looked very much like Auruo, grumble.
The brunette stood up from his chair reluctantly and trudged to the front of the room, where he just stood there, saying nothing.
"Well?" Banana (Nanaba) said, placing her hands on her hips. "We don't have all day."
"Uh, hi, I'm Eren Jeager. Nice to meet you." He then proceed to quickly return to his seat, but suddenly got stopped by Nanaba (Bananaaaaaa potatoooo).
"Hobbies? Favorite food? Color?" She asked monotonously and desperately, effectively (but unknowingly) creeping the hell out of the poor freshman. "TELL US."
"Fucking creepy. Really fucking creepy, man." Gunther mumbled, elbowing Hange to get her attention.
"Yeah." She agreed, shaking off the chill crawling up her spine.
"Tell us." Nanaba said again, shaking the frightened Eren by the shoulder. "TELL US, MISTER JAEGER."
"O-ok, ma'am." He stuttered, running to the front. "I play video games, I like food, and my favorite color is green?" He nervously looked at Nanaba (banana nabana bandanna Fontana~). She nodded stiffly in acceptance.
"Next." She (banani falalalani~) said nonchalantly, as if she didn't just creep out a student a while ago.
Levi's (assumed) relative stood up and mechanically went to the front. "Mikasa Ackerman. Hobbies, drawing, and following...someone... Favorite food, food. Color," she nuzzled the red scarf on her neck, a light blush forming on her cheeks. "Red."
Hange grinned as Mikasa returned to her seat.
Yup. That girl was Levi's relative indeed.
Mikasa Ackerman, that girl seemed to be infatuated with someone who gave her that scarf. Probably the brunette.
"Next."
A blond freshie stood up, but didn't move for his seat. "Armin Artlert. I read books, and study. I like food too. Uh, sorry ma'am. Favorite color, I guess... yellow?" he quickly sat down.
"I won't say next anymore, okay? its too repetitive." Nanaba commented, sitting down on her table.
Wow, such a 'bad ass' teacher, not following the don't sit on the table rules.
Hange wasn't sure if her mind was being sarcastic or not on that...
The freckled freshman from a while ago stood up. "Uh, hello everyone, I'm Marco Bodt, please to meet you!" He smiled cheerfully at everyone. "I write poems as hobbies and I bake sometimes... I like the color, blue!" He chirped and sat down, earning smiles from the others.
Erwin stood up quietly.
"Erwin Smith. Good and talented at everything because he's the perfect student council president. He does gardening, athletics, eyebrow cultivation, and home Eco. Likes every color because each color is unique in its own way." Nanaba (ba. Na. Na.) said, before he could open his mouth. "You may sit down now."
"...yes...ma'am."
Next was a girl munching on...potato chips...during class...what...
Was that even allowed?
"The name's Sasha, Sasha Braus, I like to eat, I like anything related to potatoes but I like food altogether, I like golden brown. (You can guess why.)"
She then sat down, still munching loudly on her potato chips. Nanaba (potato) looked like she didn't mind, though.
*cue the music*
This, teacher is badaaaaaasssss! This teacher is bad aaaaaaassssssssss! SHES WALKING ON BADAAAAASSSSSSS.
The semi-bald freshman was next.
"Connie Springer. I like eating, video games, and Sash- potatoes." he turned beet red and quickly sat down.
Oh, how interesting.
"Annie Leondhart." A bored looking blonde wearing a grey hoodie mumbled. She then sat down, looking even more bored as hell.
"B-berthodt Fubar..." A tall brunette awkwardly stood up, managing a small nervous smile before plopping down his chair.
"Reiner Braun. I do sports. I like beef. It tastes good, trust me. I am also not homo." A buff blonde said, grinning playfully at everyone. He gave Annie a intimidating wink.
Annie scoffed.
Bertholdht smiled shakily.
"Jean Kirchstein. I like video games. I enjoy following someone, i like junk food, and I dislike suicidal people." He shot a triumphant see-I-did-way-better-in-introducing-myself-than-you-muthaha look at Eren and casually sat down.
I see two people here have stalker tendencies~
"I'm Daz-"
The bell suddenly rang, signaling that it was time for lunch. Hange looked at the clone of Auruo (Daz) sadly. Poor him, he didn't get to introduce himself. What a shame.
"Oh, it's lunch already? We'll continue this next time then, class, starting with you." Nanaba (bahamas) pointed at Hange, who was seated behind Daz.
"Yes, ma'am." She replied, grinning at the thought of eating lunch. After thinking of bananas for the whole class, she was starting to crave those little, crescent shaped, yellow fruits.
"You may leave for lunch now."
-continuation in the next chapter-
AUTHORS NOTE
OH AURUO, YOU POOR BABY... ;_; IM SO SORRY I BULLIED YOU THERE...
PEACE
ANYWAY, READERS, HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS.
I KNOW I DID.
And this is my second fanfic, so please be gentle!
and
Please continue reading the next chapters!
thanks for reading!