Eclipse, MY Way
SCENE: Everyone is fighting Victoria's army of newborns, and Jacob, Edward, and Bella have stayed behind. Edward has left the tent, leaving Jacob and Bella to tackle the awkward nature of their relationship. Jacob has implied that he will kill himself if Bella does not ask him to kiss her.
JACOB: You could ask me.
BELLA: (Whispers) Come back..
JACOB: (smiling and shaking his head) That's not what I'm talking about.
(Unlike my dear Rach half, I will simply not go into dialogue, I will just give the story plot)
Bella realizes what Jacob means, and upon her discovery, she leaps into his arms and the two commence making wild and passionate love to each other. Bella then realizes that she cannot live without Jacob or Edward, so she becomes a bigamist and they all get married in "the love shack" in Vegas. Then, to make everything all fine and dandy, she is turned into a "werepire" so that both of her lovers will be satisfied.
Now, every night, the three engage in a mad three-way and all is well.
The End