Ghetto

By: Secret-.-Gurl

What would happen if the Naruto gang met a ghetto person?

It would go something like this:

At the Training Grounds:

Sasuke, Naruto, Sakura, Ino, Hinata, Kiba, and everyone else (I don't feel like saying twenty more names T_T) were training in pairs at the training grounds. Naruto dropped to the ground, exhausted. They were supposed to meet a new girl to train for their upcoming mission. Upcoming A-rank mission.

"I wonder what she looks like." Naruto said, trying to picture a shy, small girl.

"Hn, and why would you care. All you do is stalk Sakura daily." Sasuke explained making Sakura punch Naruto in the head.

"Please don't fight; she is supposed to be here soon." Hinata stammered quickly before Sakura could hit Naruto again.

"HELLO YOUTHFUL TEENS! GAI-SENSEI IS HERE TO INTRODUCE TO YOU YOUR NEW ADDITION TO YOUR GROUP!" Gai shouted in his Gai pose.

"You don't have to shout." Sasuke mumbled.

A girl Sakura's height stepped out from behind Gai and put her hand on her hip. She had black hair that went past her shoulders, a curvy body, tan skin, and brown eyes. She wore grey baggy pants – baggier than Hinata's – and a tight white tank top that squeezed her large chest and showed a lot of cleavage.

"Do I gotta be wit these geeys? I already had to stand you." she said in a ghetto accent.

"THIS IS TSUBA, SATSUKI! PLEASE TREAT HER WELL!" Gai sensei said before running off laughing.

Naruto went over to Satsuki and stared at her chest.

"If you gots somethin' to say, say it to mah face!" Satsuki yelled making Naruto jump back.

Ino and Sakura went up to her next.

"Hi! I'm Ino and she's Sakura! It's really nice to meet you!"

"Ohhh! Dumb and dumber! It's a pleasha ta meet ya, SYKE! First of all, no one has pink hair, and second of all, why do both of ya'll look so stupid? Sluttish much?" Satsuki said as she took out a nail filer.

"Hey! You can't talk to us like that! You're going to get beat up!" Sakura shouted, angrily.

Satsuki threw her nail filer and looked up.

"I'm from the streets of New Jersey! Pass the Vaseline!! We about to fight up in this joint!!" she said in her fighting stance.

"Please! Don't fight! Sakura, Ino, and Satsuki; we only just met each other." Hinata said jumping in between them.

"Well, I'm bored of you people anyways. Peace home skillets!" Satsuki said as she walked away.

"What was that??! We offer our kindness to her and she gives us this crap!" Sakura shouted.

At Tsunada's Office:

The Naruto gang ran into her office while Tsunada was chugging down sake.

"Tsunada!"

"We can't take it anymore!"

"It's been three days and we hate that Satsuki girl!"

"Yeah!"

"Get rid of her!"

"Yeah!"

Tsunada turned her drunken head to them.

"You were only supposed to teach her for one day you idiots."

They stood there dumbfounded for a few minutes.

"WHAAAATT!!!????" they yelled in unision.

Hinata fainted, Sakura and Ino fell into a coma, Naruto and Kiba froze, and Sasuke stayed the same.

Is it really that hard to train a ghetto ninja?

How would you handle it?

NTS: never raise the ghetto

This was probably really horrible, but I needed something to tell everyone this:

If you have read Maid Service, Maid Service 2 is coming. I'm sorry for the delay of everything It's should be up in about three days. Well, bye!