Oh if you're wondering why I can write this shitty book, actually me too. I don't know how am I writing this book with my paws?! It's a miracle right? Right ?! NOBODY CARES! Yup, nobody cares. But I just don't understand my life sometimes, for what I think being a cat should be God's worst choice. A human should be better…

" I heard THAT!" Oh I'm sorry God I'm so so so sorry.

One thing before I forger, you could send me mails to request or just ask questions. I still don't get why do they keep wanting me to draw in this book! I'm a CAT A NORMAL CAT DOSEN'T KNOW HOW TO DRAW! Fine at least I'll draw a few, don't laugh if my drawings are awful.

Enough right? Do not laugh! I'm warning you, I'll scratch you're eye off. If you don't want that I could cut head off with my knife, it's happy and fun right? So yeah better not laugh and GOOD BYE!