Author: I-Cant-Think-Of-A-Name-Lol
Title: Revenge
Category: Buffy the Vampire Slayer Crossovers
Crossover with: Angel
Genre: Humor
Language: English
Disclaimer: i do not own Anya, Xander, Angel or Cordelia...those are Joss's crazy but genius ideas! But i do own the bunnies!
Summary: Short 1Shot Anya finds herself on a deserted island with only bunnies. It's really funny. R&R!
Anya opened her eyes to what she knew was a nightmare. But it felt so real.
"XANDER!" She screamed at the top of her lungs begging for help. No response. She was alone…well almost. Her surroundings led her to believe she was on a deserted island. Small with one palm tree and coconuts, sand and evil. All over the place were her worst fears, and seeing she couldn't swim, she was stuck with 'em.
"Did I die and end up in hell or something?" She screamed. The whole island was covered in white furred, cotton tailed, floppy eared, hoppy legged, twitchy nosed bunnies!
"Well if I'm in hell then I'm already dead so they can't hurt me. Nothing to be afraid of." She told herself hiding panic with calmness. One of the fluffers took a hop closer to her and she screamed and jumped back. Turing around she started frantically climbing the tree behind her, while screaming at the top of her lungs and breathing heavily. The bunnies started surrounding the tree begging for playful attention, but obviously Anya continued to act like her life was over.
Cordelia started cracking up at this. Watching the hologram picture of her transporting of Anya to Bunny Island. (She had really transported her but was kind of watching it through like a magic TV that came up as a hologram) Ever since Cordelia had gained magic after she moved in with Angel, she started payback. She continued laughing watching Anya make a fool of herself panicking over bunnies. Anya still had no idea where she was or how she got there. "That's what you get for stealing my Xander from me."
I know it was pointless I just love Anya and her fear of bunnies. And I like the Cordy/X Pairing…so it fit 2gedr