La Li ho! Imma back wit...more story...things...
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YES!! One of these days relish will cure...something...that would be pretty cool! Okay moving on, I bring you a story that will be FUNNY, and ...MORE FUNNY with...FUNNESS!! Yes! I just gotta shut my mouth so the story could begin! Yay! Story time!
P.S. Gravitation is not in my posession...and never will be...
P.S.S.I suck at spelling (unless you haven't read my stories before, you know how bad i am...i think...)
P.S.S.S. This is fun!
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Chapter 1: I got nothing
It was a lovely day with a gorgous (see i told you!) sky and a nice breeze, but in the eyes of Shuichi Shindou, it was a great day to be with his lover and to be outside. Sadly, Touma had him work today in the building where everyone gets lost( well, at least Shuichi and Ryuichi), NG production. Shuichi sighed as he pressed his face up to the window. His good buddy, Hiro notice Shuichi trying to go through the window as if he were a ghost. He walked over to his best friend.
"Shuichi, no matter how hard you try, your not going through the window." he said mattered tone (whatever that means.)
"I know that!! It just...its sooooooooooooooooooooooo pretty outside." whined the singer.
"Well, you know you can't leave until you write some songs."
"Some...or ten million?"
"K was just kidding when he said 'Write ten million songs by thursday'." laughed the guitarist.
"Really, because he does lie. Like the time he told Sakano that Pandas would take over the world!"
"So?"
"He still thinks Lysol is panda repelant and sprays me everyday because K said that pink hair attracts pandas!! And now i'm always smell like Spring waterfall and Yuki always laughs at me for it!!" Shuichi sniffed himself and sighed.
"Well, maybe you could write a song about it or something. That could help you there." suggested Hiro.
"Yeah, and some of the lyrics would be 'Pandas will take over, my manager lies, I'm Spring waterfall scented, and my boyfriend laughs at me and thens tells me to wash up with pine sol so i'm lemon scented'." Hiro just starred at Shuichi after that sarcastic remark.
"Okay, well...any ideas in writing a song?"
"...nope."
"Well, how about you write ideas down and i'll come back in a bit."
"Okay, mother and i promise i won't burn the house down." he said sarcastically.
"Hey! I'm told to check up on you to see if your writing."
"But why?"
"You were bored and starting spinning until you were dizzy and knock over a booksheilf which caused it to fall through the walls to outside, remember?" glared the guitartist.
"...Oh yeah, I remembered because i throw up afterwards!" smiled shuichi thinking of it as a good fun memory.
Hiro continued to glare."Don't smile about it."
"I'm not! I'm just...smiling about not smiling about what i'm not suppose to smile about!" Hiro was confused after that comment and sadly, so was Shuichi.
"So, seeya soon."
"Gotcha! I'll write twenty songs before your back!"
"Really?"
"...Not likely, no." Hiro then left Shuichi to write lyrics, but nothing came though his mind, except the beautyful day, Yuki, icecream, Yuki, puppies, Yuki, and...Yuki. He drew on his paper titled 'title'. Then the vocalist stopped and looked all over the room for an idea. He let out a big sigh and yelled "I got nothing!!" He looked at is socks for inspiration.
'...One of my socks are blue...and the other is pink...and the pink one has a panda on it an-CRAP GOTTA HIDE MY SOCK BEFORE-' then the door opened.
"DON'T SHOOT ME WITH LYSOL!! I'M LACTOSE INTOLLERANT!!"
"Shuichi...its just me..." Shuichi looked and it was Hiro eating some cheddar fries.
"Holy Shit man, you scared the-ARE THOSE CHEDDAR FRIES?! You selfish Bastard!!" yelled the singer trying to punch, but failing.
"I got you a bag too." he pulled it out behind him.
"Your my bestest friend on earth, but where the hell did it come from?"
"What is that suppose to mean?"
"It like came out of your back! ARE YOU MAGIC!!"
"No Shu, i-" Shuichi then jumped on his back and Hiro tried to pull him off. this went on until an unfamiliar voice was heard.
"Hey, You too." The two stopped and starred at the guy in the ski mask.
"Uh, Yeah?" asked Hiro. Shuichi flew off his back and up to the guy.
"You look like a robber."
"SHUICHI!! I'm sorry, my friend is a little crazy."
"I AM NOT!!" Hiro knocked him over the head.
"Its quite alright, really..."
"So, what can i help you with?"
"Actually..."two other men appeared at the door. Shuichi jumped.
"Where the hell did you guys come from?" The men closed the door and walked closer to Hiro and Shuichi.
"You two are hostages!" said the man.
"Dammit! Thanks a lot Hiro!"
"Me? Like i knew this was going to-"
"SILIENCE!!" the two became quiet.
"Now you two listen, we'll you go free if..."
"I-If what?" asked Hiro. Shuichi gulped and noticed how close they are to the window.
"If...you kill Touma Seguchi."
TBC
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OMG! To be free thay have to kill Touma!! Will they do it or be hostages?! ...I feel like my story does not make sense...maybe its the title...
Okay, so read, review, and the title might change do to whatever is going to happen. Seeya!