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Disclaimer: Nope still don't own Hetalia.. but a fangirl can dream?

Summary: Romano is head over heels in love with his Spanish teacher and fails a test just to be able to get alone with him.

It had sounded like a good idea earlier, but… The Italian swallowed hard and restlessly moved his feet.

"Well, well, Lovino Vargas." The Spanish teacher sighed, clicking his pen shut. "Que situación más triste."

"Speak English, tomato freak." The foul-mouthed boy snapped and regretted his words as soon as they passed his lips. Damn it, why do I always say the exact opposite of what I mean?

"Cálmate." Antonio only replied calmly, a small smile playing on his lips. "I'm afraid you have to take this course again to get passing grades, unless…" The Spaniard chewed his lips, giving Lovino a hard time focusing.

"U-unless what?"

"Unless," The Spaniard placed the pen on the table and moved over to where the Italian was sitting. "Convénceme de que deberías aprobar."

Ugh, too much Spanish, I can't make out what he is saying. I'm just gonna make a wild guess. "You want me to….. do something to improve my grades?" He asked hesitantly.

"Si." The teacher beamed, patting his student's shoulder. "¡Entiendes una palabra o dos! ¡No eres un caso perdido, después de todo!"

"Did you just insult me?" The hot-tempered boy angrily got up from his chair.

"Hah, you really amaze me. What did you do all those lessons?"

"Stared at- I mean, screw you, tomato freak!" The Italian exclaimed and blushed madly, sitting down again and glaring at nothing in particularly.

The Spaniard clicked his tongue. "Suerte que eres lindo, de lo contrario me repelarías."

Lovino decided to not reply, since he had no idea what was being said about him. Okay, so maybe getting alone with the teacher he loved hadn't been such a good idea after all.

"Well," The tomato-lover leaned against the desk, focusing his whole attention on the glaring boy, "what do you suggest? ¿Usar tu cuerpo para convencerme?" The teacher chuckled and then seemed to get an idea, as a Cheshire smile crossed his face. "Okay, how about this, if you can get two of this five sentence right, I will let you pass."

A surprised expression was shown on the hot-tempered boy's face. "You mean, just like that?" He didn't know if he should be grateful or sad. His original plan had been to fail in order to get to be with the teacher alone, but after that it seemed his plan had some huge holes. Really huge. Now he just felt that getting out of the classroom before he made a fool out of himself was the best option. Which meant to actually try to understand what the Spaniard was saying.

"Sí, eso es todo, pero si fallas habrá un castigo."

"Was that the first one?"

"No." Antonio smiled. "I just explained the rules."

"What?" The Italian shouted. "In Spanish?"

"Si, it's your own fault if you don't get it."

Lovino realized he should have tried to listen on some of those Spanish lessons.

"Well then," Antonio dragged out a chair and sat down, right in front of the hot-tempered boy, "you ready?"

"Just get it over, you jerk." He crossed his arm in front of him and leaned back on the chair, preparing himself for the worst.

Because a person on Da kindly asked if I could write some Spamano and who am I to say no? This story will be in two part, because it's more awesome like that =D

HUGE thank you to iconxxxmizuhi-chanxxx who took the time and helped me translate the Spanish sentence :glomp: without here, there would only be one Spanish word in this whole text.

So please enjoy everyone and stay tuned for the next one =D

Oh, if anyone wondered about the Spanish phrases, here they are^^

"What a sad situation." = "Que situación más triste."

"Calm down." = "Cálmate. / Tranquilízate."

"You convince me you should pass." = "Convénceme de que deberías aprobar."

"You understand a word or two! You are not totally hopeless!" = "¡Entiendes una palabra o dos! ¡No eres un caso perdido, después de todo!"

"You're lucky you are cute, otherwise you would really throw me off." = "Suerte que eres lindo, de lo contrario me repelarías."

That you use your body to convince me? = "¿Usar tu cuerpo para convencerme?"

"Yes, that's all, but if you fail, there is a punishment." = "Sí, eso es todo, pero si fallas habrá un castigo."

Second chapter up.. when I can bother.. no really, it's already on Da if anyone wants to read how this end ;) For you who doesn't want to go to DeviantArt, wait a few days.