Ultraman Nexus was suffering from a rather terrible disease. One that many of this site dread and fear and make their reviewers go crazy. He was suffering from the plague known as writer's block. Beside him were Harry Potter in his symbiote form, Mewtwo, and Ultraman Mebius.
Harry looked at the author with a agitated look and said,"Ultraman Nexus, not to be rude or anything, but uh, WHEN DO YOU PLAN ON CONTINUING MY STORY!"
The author chuckled nervously and said,"Sorry, I've been under writer's block and I've been really been busy with school the past month's."
"Well, what about my story," asked Mewtwo. "You know it has a lot of potential, yet you've only updated it once."
"And what about my story!" yelled Mebius.
"Well, they didn't get as many reviews as the Venom story," Ultraman Nexus said sheepishly.
The two gave the author a look which made him say,"Alright, alright, I'll start trying to get them updated, now, can we please go over why we're here?"
"Yes, your new story. A Neon Genesis Evangelion and Ultraman crossover," said Harry.
"Has that been done before?" asked Mebius.
"Twice, I think, one that involves Shinji becoming an original Ultraman and another that involves Tiga but was only a really big chapter long," said Ultraman Nexus.
"And what will this one be about?" asked Mewtwo.
"What's the plot going to be?" Mewtwo.
"Well, basically it starts from episode one from anime series, Shinji gets the Evolthruster, becomes Nexus, and what happens after that will be up to me and Shinji," said Nexus.
"Are you gonna do anything to Shinji's personality?" asked Harry.
The author thought for a moment and said,"Let's give him the personality of the Dark Knight Joker!"
Silence followed for a moment and Harry said tonelessly,"Your kidding, right?"
The author chuckled and said,"I am, thought it would be cool if I did."
"Instead, I'll have him adopt some traits from Himaya Jun, so he won't be a wimp, he'll also be occasionally brooding, very sarcastic, a bit of a loner, but he will be loyal to his friends, and will slowly become more heroic as the story progresses."
"And the pairing in the story will be?" began Mebius.
"That...is something you'll have to find out for yourself," said the author impishly.
"Darn, so how will he become Nexus anyways?" asked Mebius.
"I'll give the Evolthruster to him, personally," said the author.
Harry irked an eyebrow and said,"You mean your actually going to walk up to him and give it to him?"
"No! Of course not, I'll give it to him in a sphere of light," said the author.
Pointing to Mewtwo he said,"Now, mind doing the disclaimer?"
Mewtwo rolled his eyes and said,"Fine, the author of this story does not own Neon Genesis Evangelion or Ultraman Nexus, he also doesn't own any of us."
"Good, now... on with the show!"
Shinji Ikari was not having a good day. First he had gotten a short letter from his father requesting that he go to him. Though Although Shinji could care less about the Bastard King after he had abandoned him when he was a child, he was mildly curious why his father would want to see him again after so long.
After trying to make a telephone call which failed due to something with the airlines. Then after that suddenly some sorta monster seemed to come out of nowhere and started to rampage across the city! Soon after it appeared fighter planes and other military vehicles started shooting at it with no effect.
As Shinji tried to dodge the flying cars and not fall down from the resulting shock waves he muttered,"Where's Godzilla when you need e'm?"
Looking up at the sky he suddenly noticed that there was a reddish orange huge sphere in the sky which was... heading straight for him!
Shinji's eyes nearly bugged out of his head and then he started running saying,"OhshitohshitohshitohshitohCRAP!!!" he screamed as his body was enveloped by the sphere of fiery light.
For one moment his body was in searing pain, and then the next he felt nothing. Opening his eyes he saw that he was falling down in a vortex of light. Shaking his head he yelled,"No, no, NO! It can't be like this! I CAN'T DIE YET!"
"Don't worry, your not dead," said a voice that seemed to come from everywhere.
"Huh, who's..." Shinji was cut of by a blinding flash of red light. It slowly formed into a large silver giant. It was human shaped, but had a helmet like head, with no mouth, oval shaped eyes that glowed, and on it's chest was V-ish shaped red jewel.
"Wh- who are you?" asked Shinji in a mixture of wonder, fear, and curiosity.
"Nexus," replied the giant. "Ultraman Nexus."
"C'mon, where are you?" said Misato Katsuragi to herself. "How hard can it be to find one kid in an evacuated city?"
Earlier, Misato had been assigned to get the Third Child and transport him back to NERV headquarters, only that was 2 hours ago!
She had to find him fast, it was extremely dangerous for him to be outside with the angel out and about.
The military continued their desperate assault against the angel Sachiel who blocked everything with his AT field.
Deep within NERV headquarters Gendo, Fuyutski and several army generals were watching as the military continued to try and destroy the angel, Sachiel.
"Damn it!" one of the generals exclaimed. "None of our attacks are even hurting that monster!"
"Of course," said Gendo. "The AT Field around it protects it from conventional attacks."
Suddenly a bright sphere of light appeared in front of Sachiel. Everyone watching was instantly alert as the light suddenly materialized itself into the form of Ultraman Nexus.
One of the generals yelled,"What the hell is that?!" Another said,"Is it an angel?"
"It's energy waves are not angel based, but we're detecting a massive level of energy from it!" said Maya.
Gendo was silent as he surveyed Nexus. 'This giant, he looks just like the one that destroyed that monster in 2004!'
"What in the world?" said Misato as she gazed at the giant.
Gazing at a distance a man dressed head to to toe in black and possessed some kind of gauntlet on his right arm held a smirk on his face and said,"So it begins."
Sachiel seemed to back up a bit upon seeing this new foe as got into a low fighting stance against him.
Nexus started running towards Sachiel, raising his right hand in a fist, Sachiel looked like he was about to try to defend himself, when he decided to let his enemy let himself ram himself into his AT field and then attack.
The plan failed for when Nexus touched the AT-Field, instead of ramming himself into it, he slowed down for a moment as he passed right through it. The AT field briefly weakened for a moment before returning back to it's regular strength.
Sachiel was shocked by this and Nexus quickly took advantage of this to launch a rather strong punch right into Sachiel's face. Not allowing the angel to try to strike back, Nexus swiftly followed with a swinging punch with his left hand, a karate chop to Sachiel chest, and ended with a kick to the creature's chest that knocked it down.
Sachiel took aim at Nexus and fired an powerful energy beam shaped like at Nexus who was hit rather by it, being sent several hundred meters away from Sachiel.
Nexus seemed to be in pain for a moment, clutching his chest before he rose to his feet, shrugging of the pain of the blast. Crossing his wrist's together, his body glowed with a blueish silver aura as his body suddenly moved at the speed of Mach 5 rapidly covering ground and getting himself right in front of Sachiel. Moving at speeds that no eye could follow, Nexus assaulted Sachiel with a blurry of lightning fast punches. After punching Sachiel for 78 times in 9 seconds, Nexus grabbed Sachiel by the shoulders and then body slammed him onto the ground with the skill of a professional wrestler.
The man watching this said,"Interesting, but this has gone far enough, he still needs to pilot Unit 01 against the angel." Gripping the gauntlet on his arm, it suddenly glowed with power.
Just as Nexus was about to fire an energy beam at Sachiel, some sort of dimensional vortex appeared over the angel and swallowed it into it.
Nexus seemed to be confused by this as were NERV.
"Were did the angel go?" said Maya.
"When it was sucked into that vortex it's energy signature disappeared." said Makoto.
With Sachiel gone, there wasn't much reason left for Nexus to stay so he quickly transformed himself into light and faded away before the military could try to attack him.
"Huh? He disappeared," said Misato.
Not to far off from Misato did Shinji rematerialize his body from light into flesh.
He wearily got onto his feet, wincing slightly as he clutched his body a bit. Reaching into his pocket he pulled out a white colored device called the Evolthruster that had a design on it that looked just the jewel on Ultraman Nexus's chest.
"Did I transform into that giant? Or did we become one?" Shinji asked to himself. While he was in that tunnel of light, Ultraman had told him about the threat of the angel's, how he could transform into him with the Evolthruster, and how his power was determined by Shinji's health and strength.
'If that was the angel that giant was talking about, he must be really confused, because there was nothing heavenly about that monster,' Shinji thought to himself.
After walking for a few minutes, wondering where to go next, he saw a woman who seemed to pushing her car back onto it's proper position. Recognizing her Misato Katsuragi.
"Ano, are you Misato Katsuragi?" asked Shinji approaching her from behind.
She turned around and said,"Yeah, that's-huh? Hey you're Shinji Ikari!"
"Yes, that would be me," said Shinji.
"I suppose you might want some help with that?" asked Shinji pointing towards her overturned car.
"I sure could," said Misato.
Back at Nerv, Gendo, Fuyutsuki, and the general's were speaking to one another.
"Are you sure you can defeat it," said one of them.
"Don't worry, this is what NERV was made for," said Gendo.
As they left, Fuyutsuki said,"Well, how do you plan on defeating the Third Angel now that it has reappeared?" An hour after Sachiel was sucked into that vortex it was suddenly sent back out of it.
"I'll activate Unit 01," said Gendo.
"Unit 01? But we don't have a pilot," said Fuyutsuki.
"No problem, a spare will arrive shortly," said Gendo.
"Are you sure we should have done that," asked Shinji.
"Oh don't worry, I'm with the government and besides it was a bit of a emergency," said Misato waving her had.
Shinji rolled his eyes and said,"Fine, but don't expect to hang around if you get brought down."
"Oh, some man you are," grumbled Misato.
"You do know I was being sarcastic?" asked Shinji with his eyebrow raised.
"Oh, uh, sure I did!" chuckled Misato nervously.
The drive continued for a while until they entered the Geo-Front.
"Wow, it looks amazing!" said Shinji as he looked around the area in awe.
"I know," said Misato with a bit of pride in her voice. "It's also the foundation for rebuilding the world for the human race."
The two entered into NERV headquarters only they quickly got lost. "You work here, shouldn't you already know this place well enough not to get lost?"
Misato turned towards him and said,"Give me a break! This place is huge!"
"Fair point," said Shinji.
As they went through another door they encountered a blonde haired woman who was wearing a laboratory coat over a once-piece swimsuit.
"Captain Katsuragi," started Ritsuko. "Can you stop wasting our time and finally learn how to find your way in this place! You know we're low on time and man-power!"
Misato chuckled sheepishly and rubbed her hair. "Heh-heh-heh, gomen."
Ritsuko turned her towards Shinji and asked,"Is this the boy?"
"Yes, according to the Marduck report, he is the Third Child," said Misato.
"Pleased to meet you," said Ritsuko.
Shinji smiled slightly and extended his right hand for a handshake. "Pleased to meet you as well, Ms?"
" Akagi," answered Ritsuko. "Hmm, you seem different from your father, at least the gruff and unfriendly part."
Shinji grimaced slightly and said,"Yes, my father, I suppose you could tell me what he called me for?"
"Come with and you'll understand," said Ritsuko.
She took the two of them up a elevator while Shinji got out a NERV manual book and started scanning through it when the lights when out.
"Uh, any reason why it's so dark?" asked Shinji.
Suddenly the light came on again and in front of Shinji was the face of a giant purple robot! Shinji jumped back and said,"Oh my god! IT'S A GIANT HEAD! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!"
"Calm down!" said Ritsuko. Shinji stopped his out of character spazz attack and said,"What the hell is that thing?!"
Ritsuko smiled and said,"This is humanity's Multi-Purpose Humanoid Fighting Machine, Evangelion. This is Unit 01. It was built in secrecy. This is mankind's last chance."
"Against what? That monster I saw earlier? What a minute, this is what my father has been working on?" asked Shinji.
"Correct!" said a voice from above. Shinji turned around to see his father up a platform. "It's been a while."
Shinji stared at his father and said,"You don't say?"
Gendo frowned for a moment and then said,"Move out."
"Move out?! But Unit 00 is frozen!" said Misato. "Hey wait a minute." She turned her head towards Unit 01 and said,"You don't mean your activating Unit 01?"
"We have no choice, you know," said Ritsuko.
"But there's now way Rei can pilot it now, and we don't have any other pilots," said Misato.
"One has arrived," said Ritsuko.
"Really, who?" said Shinji in disinterest.
"You will," said Ritsuko. Shinji's eyes bugged out of his head and said,"Are you out of your fucking mind! I don't even know how to even pilot that robot!"
"He's right, and besides it took Rei 11 months to synchronize with her EVA! It's impossible!" said Misato.
"We just expect you to sit in the seat, we don't need you to do more than that," said Ritsuko.
"How do I know your not trying to kill me with that robot?" asked Shinji.
Ritsuko sweatdropped and thought,'Were did that come from?' "Look, defeating that angel is our top priority, and if you have the slightest chance of defeating the angel then we've got to take it."
Shinji sighed and pressed a finger to his temple and said,"You've got to be kidding me, this like some badly made, cliched anime tv show where the main character always beats a monster with a giant robot."
Turning his head up towards Gendo he said,"So this is the reason why you sent for me? To fight a giant monster?!"
"Correct," said Gendo.
"What kind of crazy organization are you running?! I've had no training, you make me come here at the last minute and make it so I have to fight it, and you honestly expect me to win?! This isn't a tv show like Super Sentai, this is real life! That tears it, screw you old man, and this is what I think of you!" yelled Shinji as he flipped Gendo off his right hand and pulled back a eye lid with the other. He also stuck out his tongue.
The only sign that Gendo was affected at all by this show of extreme disrespect was a twitch of his eye brows.
"Fuyutuski, go wake up Rei," said Gendo.
"Can we use her?" asked Fuyutuski skeptically.
"She's not dead yet," said Gendo.
A couple of minutes later two nurses and a doctor wheeled out a badly beaten up girl with blue hair on a gurney.
'So...that's his plan then. The whole injured girl and the hero rising to save her, right?" Shinji thought.
Just as he was about to tell Gendo he changed his mind, the base started shaking again. A steel pillar fell from above and was about to land on Rei. Shinji ran towards and was about to pull something out of his pocket when Unit 01's hand flew up and blocked the steel pillars away.
"The Eva reactivated itself, it broke out of the arm restraint," said a voice over the intercome.
"No, that's not possible, the entry plug wasn't even inserted, there's now way that could happen!" said Ritsuko.
"Then how, wait a minute, was it him," said Misato.
No one saw Gendo smirk.
Shinji gently lifted Rei back on the gurney and whispered to her,"It's alright, you won't have to pilot that robot."
Although wincing in pain, Rei gave Shinji a confused look and said,"What?"
Shinji turned around and walked towards his father and said,"Fine, you win! I'll pilot the damn thing!"
'I hope this actually works, though if worst comes to come, I can transform into Ultraman,' thought Shinji.
Suddenly the entry plug started filling up with LCL which caused Shinji to panic and yell,"GAH! I KNEW YOU PEOPLE WERE TRYING TO KILL ME!"
"Calm down Shinji, and don't worry it's breathable," said Ritsuko.
Shinji held his breath for a moment and then started breathing in the LCL. "Blec, this tastes an awful lot like blood with a hint of piss," said Shinji.
"Deal with it! Your a boy aren't you?" said Misato.
"Hey! Just because your a woman doesn't mean YOU get make insinuations about a personality due to their gender. And besides have you actually smelled this before?" asked Shinji.
"Uh, well no," said Misato lamely.
"Then don't tell me to suck it! Once you suck it up, then you can tell me to suck it up however you like!" said Shinji.
"What's his sync ratio, Maya?" asked Ritsuko.
"It's... at 90.0 percent!" Maya said in shock.
Ritsuko almost fell over and yelled,"WHAT! How could he get such a high score on his first try?!"
"Evangelion Unit 01, LAUNCH!" yelled Misato.
The Eva was launched into the surface, where Sachiel appeared.
"Shinji, just focus on walking for now," said Ritsuko.
"Alright then," said Shinji.
Shinji made some motions that caused the Eva to take several steps forward. It looked like was in control for a moment when suddenly it fell down on it's face.
Shinji groaned in pain and said,"What the...that hurt!" He actually felt pain as if he was the one who landed on his face.
"Shinji! Shinji! Are you okay?" asked Misato frantically.
"Fine, but it's mostly my ego that's bruised," said Shinji.
Looking up he saw Sachiel who was right in front of him! "Hurry! You've to get up!" yelled Misato.
Sachiel grabbed the Eva by the head and lifted it up to it's face. Before Sachiel could attack, the Eva punched it right in the face which was soon followed by an uppercut.
"Alright, just stay calm, I can do this," Shinji said to himself.
The man who watched the fight between Nexus and Sachiel suddenly appeared. Smirking he said,"So, he decided to use Eva after all. Interesting but for now, Gendo's scenario should have a bit more tweaks in it."
Gripping the gauntlet on his arm, it glowed and sent out some sort of pulse of energy towards Unit 01 that caused it to shut down!
"Unit 01 has shut down completely!" yelled Maya.
"What! How could that have happened?!" cried Ritsuko.
"Shinji!" yelled Misato. "Quick, eject the entry plug!"
"We can't, it's not responding to any of our commands, we can't even tell what the condition of the pilot is!" yelled Maya.
"Oh boy, oh boy, this isn't good," said Shinji frantically as Sachiel started beating the Eva. Suddenly in his jacket pocket, he felt a sudden warmth. Digging into it, he pulled out the Evolthruster which had the red part of it glowing on and off like a heartbeat.
"Well, looks like I've got no other options," said Shinji.
He pulled the device apart and held the glowing bottom portion of it and raised it over his head as his body glowed with red energy.
Sachiel was about to strike Unit 01 again when a bright flash of red light appeared which formed into Ultraman Nexus.
"Hey! It's..." said Hyuga.
"That giant again," said Misato.
"Weren't expecting this, were you?" asked Fuyutuski with a smirk.
Gendo said nothing but thought,'This... was not supposed to happen in the scenario.'
Nexus charged towards Sachiel and launched a curved punch right into the angel's face causing it to stumble back and then Nexus sent a strong kick right in the angel's chest, knocking it down on the ground.
Nexus was about to raise his fist to continue attack Sachiel when he saw it raise it's hands to prepare a cross beam. Throwing his elbows back quickly and then throwing forward he created a blue circular energy shield that took the blow of the cross beam fired by Sachiel.
Nexus dispersed the energy shield and was about to continue attacking when out of the corner of his eye he saw a little girl on a sidewalk.
Sachiel seemed to notice and was about to kill her when Nexus sent out a blue whip of energy from his right hand that grabbed the girl at lightning speed and pulled her into his hand. Taking several gigantic leaps away from Sachiel, he placed her down on the ground and immersed her in a small forcefield.
Nexus then crossed his wrists together and super speeded himself towards Sachiel. Making a motion with the device on his left hand, his body became engulfed in red light which changed it. After it dimmed down, his body had changed and developed more red on it along with the jewel on his chest had a blue crystal orb on it. He also grew a couple more meters.
Nexus crossed his wrists which caused his left hand to glow with a blue light. Making a motion to the left with his left hand and then brining it to his waist, Nexus thrust his left hand into the sky releasing a blue stream of energy into it. When it stopped an yellow orb of light appeared over it and started to spread down towards the ground in a massive field of energy.
"Hey what's going on?" said Misato.
"We're not sure, but we're sensing tremendous amounts of energy emanting from that energy field!" yelled Maya.
The yellow energy field completely surrounded Nexus, Unit 01, and Sachiel and then faded away into nothingness.
"What the! They-they.. where did they go!" yelled Ristsuko.
"I don't know sempai, both energy reading's disappeared when that energy field did!" said Maya.
"Shinji, what'll happen to you?" Misato to herself.
Nexus gazed around in the dimension of the Meta Field that he had transported Sachiel and himself to. It was a land filled with rocky terrain and lots of mountains and the sky was covered in a aura.
'Alright the, time to finish this fight,' thought Shinji.
Omake 1
"Maya, what's his synchronization score?" asked Ritsuko.
"It's rising rapidly!" yelled Maya as the machine began to emit several urgent sounds. "It's gone way past 60 and now it's-"
Unit 01 suddenly broke out of it's restraints and began glowing with a flame like aura. It's mouth opened and let out a scream as it continued powering up.
"Unit 01 has broken out of it's restraints!" a lab technician yelled.
"What's his synchronization level now!" yelled Gendo from above.
"It's 1500! No, it's 3714, no it's 6739 no, it's...it's...OVER 9000!!!" she screamed in horror as the machine showing the synchronization level exploded.
"WHAT!!! 9000 PERCENT SYNCHRONIZATION!There's no way that can be right, CAN IT?!?!" roared Ritsuko.
Omake 2
"So, this what my father has been working on all these years?" said Shinji.
"Correct!" said a rather excited voice.
Shinji turned around to see...a man dressed up as his father only he had a black cloak on him with red clouds on them. He wore a mask that hid his face except for his hair and the mask had a hole in the left or right eye depending on your view that let him see. He also wore glasses over the mask.
Shinji blanched, Ritsuko's right eye twitched and Misato snickered. Looking the man in the face he asked,"Er, hello, who are you?"
The man seemed shocked and said,"You don't remember? It is me, Gendo Ikari, your tou-san!"
Shinji's jaw dropped even further in shock. There was no way this...person could be his father. He was the Bastard King, not this...silly embodiment of fun, humor and chaos!
Gendo turned his head towards Ritsuko and said,"Alrighty then, it's time to move out!"
"Huh? But Unit 00 is still in cryo-stasis, wait a minute your going to use Unit 01? But we don't have a pilot!" said Misato.
"No worries, we have a back up pilot, and he is," said Gendo suddenly doing a really fast cartoony spin before pointing his fingers at Shinji in a dramatic pose. "SHINJI! You can pilot it!"
Shinji stared at him for a moment and said,"You've got to be kidding me. I don't even know how to pilot that thing!"
Gendo waved his hand in a pish-posh manner and said,"You don't really have to pilot it you know. All you have to do is get in it, let the angel beat you up, and then the soul of your mother will awaken inside the big robot and kick it's butt!"
They all stared, truly doubting the man's sanity. "What?...............Gendo is a good boy!
Please forgive me for that line...