England: Hey America!
America: Oh, Hey Iggy! Oh I Hope your feeling ok about our little talk the other day, ... ya know the one about us just being friends and all...
England: Oh, Huh, Yeah! I'm Fine, Im Fiiiine. Oh, and hey i wanted to thank you for being so great to me... So, I baked you a pie~
America: Oh wow! Its not burnt or anything! It doesn't look like death! It actually ooks pretty delicious!... MMMM! OMG! This is Good,... Whats in there?
England: Oh, well theres some apples, some Cinnamon, annnd my hair.
America: ... W-What?...
England: My Hairs In The Pie Alfred. And Now Its Inside Of You... Part Of Me, Is Inside Of You Alfred. Do You Feel Me America? Do You Feel Me Inside Of You?
America: ...
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~OMAKI~
America: ...
France: Oh! You got some pie, huh? Can i have a peice?
America: ... Uhh... Sure.
France: Oh! Let me have some of that Cool Hwhip!
America: W-Whadja say, dude?
France: Ohonhonhon, You cannot have Ze pie without Cool Hwhip!
America: Cool HhhWWhip?
France: Cool Hwhip, Yeah...
America: You Mean Cool Whip?
France: Yeah Cool Hwhip.
America:Cool Whip
France: Cool Hwhip.
America: Cool WWHHHIIIIPEEE.
France: Cool Hwhipe.
America: Cool Whip, Your Saying it weird! Man why are you putting so much emphisis on the 'H'?
France: Oi? What are you talking about? Ohon Amerique, Im just saying it. Cool Hwhip. You put Cool Hwhipe On Pie, Pie Taste Better With Cool Hwhip.
America: Mmm? Say Whip.
France: Whip...
America: Now Say 'Cool Whip'
France: Cool Hwhip
America: Cool Whip
France: Cool Hwhip.
America: Cool Whip!
France: Cool Hwhipe...
America:... YOU'RE EATING ENGLANDS HAIR!
~END OF OMAKI~