Susie didn't really want to be here. She had been snorting Pixie Stix and eating chalk at Kris' house literally 30 minutes ago, and now she was at some lame school dance. She at least hoped to hang out with Kris but he was busy eating moss off of the walls in the bathroom.
While she was distracted, sulking in her own misery, Noelle decided now was the right time to confront Susie.
"H-hi S-Susie... Kristoldmeyoulikechalkbutthatsunheathysohere'ssomecandyciggarettesokbye!"
Noelle bolted away and out of the school. Susie wished she could do the same but Kris' mom was supposed to pick them up 2
Hours from now.
She decided to make the most of it and watch Sans (why is he at a school dance) and Kris have a dance-off. Kris is doing Orange Justice very aggressively while Sans is doing Naruto hand signs and calling it interpretive dance.
Susie laughed so hard at the 'dancing' that a candy cigarette ended up lodged down her throat.
She tried to make it go down with fruit punch but it turns out someone (sans) spiked it with hardcore whiskey.
That's how Susie ended up black-out-drunk sitting next to her best friend in the back of said best friend's mom's minivan.