Title: The Beer Song
Author: Enelya
Series: 1- in the Testing Carlisle's Patience Series
Disclaimer: Twilight Characters are not mine they belong to Stephenie Meyers.
Summary: The Cullens kids unintentionally test Carlisle's patience.
Warning: Not sure yet if there will be spankings.
A/N: No I'm not going to bore you all with the entire song.
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"99 bottles of beer on the wall 99 bottles of beer take one down pass it around 98 bottles of beer on the wall," Emmett sang loudly in his and Rosalie's room.
"Emmett shut up. That song is annoying. You can't even drink beer so why talk about drinking it," Rosalie growled at her bonded.
"Babe lighten up. It's just a song. 98 bottles of beer on the wall 98 bottles of beer take one down pass it around 97 bottles of beer on the wall," Emmett continued and then ducked as Rosalie threw something at him.
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Carlisle was in his office reading a book when Emmett started singing. He looked up, shook his head and smiled slightly at the small argument that ensued. As the singing resumed he heard another voice join in. This was going to be an interesting day. He began to envy Esme who had gone out shopping.
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"97 bottles of beer on the wall, 97 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 96 bottles of beer on the wall," Jasper continued from his room.
"No, you are not going to sing that with him," Alice growled as she jumped off the bed to tackle Jasper.
Jasper caught her easily, laughed and began to dance her around the room as he continued to sing. "96 bottles of beer on the wall, 96 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 95 bottles of beer on the wall."
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A smile flickered across Carlisle's face as he heard the newest argument. At least no one had thrown anything this time. Well to be truthful it wasn't even an argument, Alice voiced her opinion and Jasper refused to fight and continued to sing. He waited for Edward to start singing even though there would be no arguments coming from his room. He didn't have to wait long.
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"95 bottles of beer on the wall, 95 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 94 bottles of beer on the wall," Edward sang softly from his room. He could hear Jasper and Emmett both still singing along and grimaced slightly at the screeching both the girls were doing. Why they hadn't gone shopping with Esme, was lost on him. He could poke around in their thoughts, but didn't feel like hearing the things they were most likely thinking about the three of them at the moment. "94 bottles of beer on the wall, 94 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 93 bottles of beer on the wall," he continued much to the annoyance of his sisters.
"Edward! Don't encourage them!" Rosalie and Alice both shouted at him.
He just grinned as he lie on his couch and sang louder. "93 bottles of beer on the wall, 93 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 92 bottles of beer on the wall." He winced slightly at the shriek that produced, but grinned as he heard Emmett and Jasper continue the song.
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The shriek from the girls cause Carlisle to look up from his book. "Let's keep it down shall we?" he asked from his office knowing they would hear him. His response was complete silence for about five minutes. The singing began again, but with quieter arguing this time.
He chuckled to himself knowing it was the least he could ask for. He was able to ignore the singing and arguing for a while. A loud crash broke him out of his reverie. He put his book down and headed upstairs. He saw the shocked look on Edward's face at the end of the hall. Carlisle knew he hadn't been him anyway. He saw two faces peeking out of a closer doorway, both quite curious as to what was going on. Carlisle sighed as he saw Jasper and Alice, having figured it wasn't them neither. That left Rosalie and Emmett and his bet was on Rosalie.
Edward, Jasper and Alice edged down the hall towards Emmett and Rosalie's room as well. Edward watched to see if Carlisle was going to send them away, but so far so good.
Carlisle knew the others were curious as well and had no cause at the moment to send them away. He knocked on Emmett and Rosalie's door. "Are you two alright?" he asked and waited for an answer.
"Uhm…we're fine," Emmett said with the door still shut.
"May I come in?" Carlisle asked.
"Well, I'm not sure you'll like what you see," Emmett said his voice hesitant.
Carlisle quirked an eyebrow at this and noticed Rosalie hadn't said a word the entire time. He opened the door and felt his other three children at his back. Four pairs of eyes widened at shock at the disaster that was Emmett and Rosalie's room.
Their large four poster bed was demolished and standing in the center of the demolished bed was Rosalie looking just as shocked as the others. Emmett wasn't sure what to say. He stood there, his head down slightly as he rubbed the back of his neck.
Carlisle sighed heavily and shook his head. "Clean this up you two and then I would suggest going out and getting a new one before your mother gets home. She's going to be upset enough as it is when she sees the broken bits in the trash. Go on," Carlisle said calmly as he backed out of the room and ushered the others away as well. "Back to your rooms you three, and I would suggest you stop with the beer song. Apparently it annoys Rosalie," Carlisle said with a twinkle in his eye.
Jasper, Alice and Edward all chuckled softly at Carlisle's words and made their way back to their rooms, while listening to Emmett and Rosalie complain as they cleaned up their mess.