For Fun
Falco only plays For Fun now. It's beats trying to convince everyone that For Glory can be fun as well. He gave up after 153 straight losses, putting him into F-tier. That was his own fault, however.
Flaco noticed those who take the game seriously now still come by for a break. Their training still pays off through their tight spacing and meticulous movement. Even though they're taking a break from the roaring For Glory, For Fun isn't as much fun when your opponent(s) break the Smash Ball four times per game and somehow dodge every missile from Jeff.
It's unholy.
But nothing is more unholy than seeing Ganondorf enter with you. Falco bites his beak. Ever since the rules were changed, Ganondorf has been notorious for his rude, disrespectful play style when he gets the upper-hand. He has since earned the name "Ganon-Dick" by the hoi-polloi.
Captain Falcon and Corrin enter the stage as well.
Falco turns his head to avoid catching Ganondorf's attention.
Ganon looks down.
Announcer: 3!
Falco looks up.
Announcer: 2!
Ganondorf smiles.
Announcer: 1!
Falco does not.
Announcer: GO!
Corrin and Captain Falcon attack each other, leaving Ganon to his devices with Falco.
Falco whips out his gun, but the lasers don't seem to faze the warlock much. He just takes them. Walking forward with that evil smile twisting his face.
Ganondorf up taunts.
Falco puts up his shield.
Ganondorf uses Flame Choke.
Falco does not tech away.
We tech those.
Ganondorf kicks up the bird from below with down tilt; he slams him off the stage with a jab; he jumps; and spikes Falco into the blast zone.
Captain Falcon and a Corrin stop what their doing to witness in horror how a thanksgiving turkey is prepared in detail.
Announcer: PLAYER ONE...DEFEATED!
Ganondorf up taunts again. It's his favorite one.
Ganon looks over across the stage.
Captain Falcon and Corrin look back.
Ganon smiles.
They do not.