"a feast is in order!"
cao cao bellows these words after his newest victory against liu bei. the battle had been tough,
but with his leadership the fool liu bei stood no chance.
"father, must we celebrate so quickly?"
all eyes focused on cao pi, who stands facing his father who sits on his throne. cao cao laughed alittle,
his son was cunning like himself, but he lacked the exsperience he would need for ruling these lands.
"of course we must, to show those fools of the wu and shu that wei takes their advances like they are nothing!"
"but father, we've lost alot of men!"
"ENOUGH! we shall celebrate their lives and the service they did for the future of wei!".
cheers were heard from cao cao's general's, the man knew how to lay down his laws. cao cao's eyes looked to dian wei.
"dian, tell me what do you think of this victory?"
"my lord...it pleases me that we beat shu's advance on us that quickly...but they will return".
cao cao nodded his head in agreement, they would return with even larger numbers.
"let them dian, we will crush them again and again. they are all fools, honor and loyalty will only get shu so far...the rest belongs to power".
dian looked to the floor, he knew his lords word's were the correct ones. the feast began to go on into the night,
cao cao's eyes grew heavy as the night wore him out. slipping into slumber...a dream began to take hold.
cao cao woke, he was not in his chambers. instead he was in small room, filled with garbage and filth. his eyes glanced around the room in sheer terror...these clothes were not silk, his hair was filthy. lunging himself out of this bed, he found a full length piece of glass. standing up, his eyes caught what he looked like.
"my god! what is this! this is not my body!!".
it was true, cao cao's body was replaced with a long haired young man. he touched the mirror, the figure in the mirror returned the touch.
"what kind of sorcery is this!"
words were written on the shirt that he wore, by some impossible way he could read the words.
"what is this...cannibal corpse?".
he turned and looked around the room, these posters of men who looked like the man in the mirror. they all wore dark robes and had very strange weapons. cao cao's eyes looked over the words on these wanted posters, wondering what they ment.
"slayer? hatebreed? dragonforce? pantera? megadeth?!? black label?!!! ozzy?!?!...what are these!".
a feeling then came over the ruler of wei, a feeling that came from a device he did not notice before. looking to the corner of the room he noticed a small button with a red light.
"maybe this will get me out of this...".
as he pushed the button cao cao got a ear full of what is now known as metal. he screamed as the drums, shredding guitars,
and screaming voice pierced his ears. as he clutched his hands over his ears, something inside him snapped...the metalhead inside him had awaken. and as soon as he started to get motivated by this new noise, the dream came to a end.
"...my lord? my lord!? you have fallen asleep".
cao cao's eyes opened slowly to see his cousin Xiahou Yuan watching him.
"...yuan ive had a vision...".
"what of my lord?".
"...metal".
cao cao's eyes were stared with a fire inside of them, this music...this metal is what he requires.
end
so this is my first fic, i know its lame but hey i thought it was funny when it popped into my head. review it or something,
suggest a band anything, ill probably throw it in the next chapters that will crawl out of this crazy mind of mine.