Book Worm: Hello, my fellow Ninja Nerds. And welcome tooooooo... Ninjago: Anime in Everything Except Animation Style? It's a simple, fun game show where I ask questions to both the cast of Ninjago and our special guest ...*pause for dramatic effect*... Fairy Tail! Yay! So the rules are pretty simple. I'm going to ask various questions, and both casts are going to answer. Let's start with an easy one. Do you have someone on your team who has fire powers?
Kai: Yep.
Natsu: We're right here.
Book Worm: Okay, chill. No need to get all fired up. Next question: Do you have someone on your team with ice powers?
Zane: Yes, I possess ice abilities.
Gray: Yeah, what is this? Give us a hard one.
Book Worm: Alright... Geez. Does your team consist of four teenagers with a twelvish-looking child, one of which has black hair, one of which has spikey hair, one of which has blonde hair, one of which has redish hair, and one who is ridiculously powerful and has an evil relative?
Everyone: Uhhhhhh... Yes?
Book Worm: Do you have animal sidekicks who can fly?
Happy, Carla, and Pantherlily: Sidekicks?!
Cole: We used to have four dragons, then they became one dragon with four heads, and now I'm not entirely sure where they went.
Book Worm: Is there an old man with weird facial hair who leads you?
Wu: What do you mean weird?
Markarov: What do you mean old?
Book Worm: Do you have a Jade Princess with ulterior motives, good or bad, and whose name starts with H?
Lloyd: We know not of what you speak.
Lucy: You mean Hisui? Yeah, she's really nice!
Book Worm: Does the old man I previously mentioned have a nephew whose name starts with L and is a part of you're team/guild and the son of an evil guy?
Lloyd: Why do you keep bringing up my dad?
Laxus: Why do you care about what our names start with?
Book Worm: Do you have a character who has a dead mom and a rocky relationship with their dad?
Cole: I fixed my relationship with my dad.
Lucy: My dad is dead.
*Awkward silence*
Book Worm: Sorry for your loss. Moving on... Do you often shout what your powers are before using them?
Everyone: Do you even watch our shows?
Book Worm: Right, stupid question. Do you live in a Japanese-inspired kingdom?
Nya: Yes. Many aspects of our world, from architecture to clothing to parts of our mythology are inspired by Japanese culture.
Erza: Ha! You call that being inspired by Japanese culture? We were made in Japan!
Book Worm: Erza, this really isn't a competi-
Nya: So? At least our action sequences aren't mostly yelling and throwing fire at people.
Jay: Can we just call down? People enjoy both our shows, so wouldn't they enjoy it if we all got along?
Nya and Erza: NO!
Book Worm: *Clears throat* Moving on. Do you have a fandom with plenty of healthy sweet ships, talented fanartists, great fanfiction authors, and peaceful discussions?
Everyone: Yeah, all things considered.
Jay: No.
*Everyone turn to stare at Jay*
Jay: I can't say we have good ships when people ship something other Pixane, and I can't say Fairy Tail has healthy ships when NaLu shippers obsess over every little moment the two characters have with each other.
Book Worm: I don't do that!
*Everyone turns to stare at Book Worm*
Book Worm: *Clears throat again* Well said Jay. Well said. Let's all remember never to take shipping too far, because it can ruin a franchise and make people miserable. *cough* Voltron *cough* Well, I think that's just about everything I've got. If you, the viewers at home, have anything else to add, feel free! Until next time, I officially declare that Ninjago is, infact, an anime in everything but animation style!