"Sup HW." Finn said at their meeting place in the forest.

"So what did you ask me out for?" Huntress Wizard asked, wondering why she accepted Finn's invitation. Beforehand, she looked at her bow and asked it, whether she should go. It did not take long for the bow to respond.

"Come on, accept it, you know it will be fun." The Alternate dimension Huntress Wizard replied, or Huntress as Huntress Wizard called her bow.

"I must be crazy, I'm listening to a bow." Huntress Wizard thought to herself.

"Well, I asked you out today to go dungeon hunting together. I need your magic to go through the dungeon. It mostly consists of puzzles meant for an archer, and I'm not an archer, but you are!" Finn explained his intentions.

"How you know I would come?" Huntress Wizard asked.

"Instinct." Finn shrugged and replied.

"Well, whatever, so where is this dungeon?" Huntress Wizard got to the point.

"Right here." Finn said as he pulled a tree branch, the entrance to the dungeon was revealed.

"So what do I gain?" Huntress Wizard asked.

"We would divide up the loot." Finn replied. They entered the dungeon together. Finn grabbed a random torch on the wall.

"Clink!" A trap activated. A bunch of arrows was fired at them.

"Seriously Finn, we just got here!" Huntress Wizard complained while dodging the arrows.

"Sorry." Finn said while lighting up the way in front of him with the torch. They reached their first puzzle, archery targets were hung on the walls.

"Can't use my magic, there's an anti-magic shield over this dungeon. I have to use my bow." Huntress Wizard notified Finn. Huntress Wizard grabbed Huntress and felt more confident. She loaded her magic arrows that never wear and tear, and fired them one by one. Bull's-eye! Finn and Huntress Wizard sprinted to the next puzzle, Huntress Wizard grabbed her arrows back at the same time.

"That may be easy, but this one requires some teamwork." Huntress Wizard exclaimed. Enemies were coming in, they were all skeleton archers.

"Don't archers never learn, never fight at close range!" Finn remarked, slashing the archers apart, leaving a pile of bones behind. Huntress Wizard calmly surveyed her surroundings, trying to see how to solve the puzzle. At the moment, the king of the skeleton archers appeared. He held a sword in one hand, and an automatic loading and firing crossbow in the other. Arrows were flying all over the room.

"Huntress, I need some help?" Finn asked while swinging his grass sword uselessly against the thick armour. Klk-Klk! Huntress Wizard studied the boss, she noticed multiple jewels in the boss' armour, crossbow and sword.

"Finn, see the jewels on the boss, take them out!" Huntress Wizard shouted after realizing what needed to be done. Finn activated his grass whip and started poking out the jewels. The magical aura around the boss began to be weakening as each jewel fell out. Huntress Wizard loaded an arrow on Huntress and fired. It went through the boss' armour and entered what is supposedly his heart. The boss was defeated and the explorers moved on. They moved to the room left. It was filled with loot.

"Nice place, but that's all, gold? Couple of jewels? Still, there are some nice magic arrows here." Huntress Wizard remarked while looking at the arrows that were exactly green in colour, like the one she had.

"Not only that, this is where I can revive the Finn Sword!" Finn declared, grabbing an amulet. "This is the magical amulet of Blacksmithing. It can repair anything!" Finn continued before activating the amulet on the broken Finn Sword. The room flashed in bright light before a voice can be heard.

"Hey Finn, I'm back! Oh yeah! Awesome!" Finn Sword replied.

"That is why I came here, you can have the rest." Finn said, watching Huntress Wizard's every action.

"Uhh, I will just take a couple of arrows and some gold." Huntress Wizard replied. "Why didn't I take more as usual? The gold could be useful, and you can never have too much loot! Oh why?" Huntress Wizard thought to herself as they were leaving.

"So how's life?" Finn Sword talked to Huntress.

"Nothing, what about you?" Huntress replied.

"I'm just happy that I'm alive." Finn Sword replied.

"You think they should be together?" Huntress asked.

"Who?" Finn Sword replied, pretending not to know.

"Them." Huntress replied, pointing at Finn and Huntress Wizard.

"Aren't we and our owners the same person? So we both feel the same as they do, so you like me?" Finn Sword slyly replied. Huntress stopped speaking.

"Well, I also actually like you as well." Finn Sword honestly replied.

"By the way, you do realize that you can travel to other places." Finn Sword said.

"Ring!" The room's door, where Huntress was living in, rang.

"Good day milady." Finn Sword was there when Huntress answered the door.

"Wait, you can travel to other dimensions, because the Finn Sword and the bow are two dimensions?" Huntress asked curiously.

"Yup, hey, want to party at cloud kingdom." Finn Sword asked, Huntress agreed and they left.

"That was an interesting adventure, got some nice loot." Huntress Wizard remarked.

"True that." Finn agreed.

"So, wanna hang out sometime?" Finn asked.

"Sure!" Huntress Wizard replied, but blushed immediately. She leaned in and kissed Finn and left. "Darn it, I said it too loud!" Huntress Wizard thought while running away to the forest.

"Dude, where the heck were you the whole time?" Jake asked.

"Dungeon exploring, didn't I told you?" Finn replied.

"Finn, I knew what you were doing! You were hanging out with Flame Princess weren't you?" Jake suggested.

"Nope, just alone." Finn lied.

"PB? Marceline? Me-mow?" Jake pursued.

"Seriously, me and PB, she's like eight hundred years old. Marceline is like a thousand years old as well. And Me-mow hates my guts, she would want to kill me. Plus, she looks like some kid drawing fan art." Finn rebutted to all of Jake's suggestions. Finn and Jake turned in for the night.

The next day, Finn woke up yawning. He went downstairs to make breakfast, but saw two letters. "One from the Fire Kingdom and one from the Candy Kingdom? This must be important!" Finn realized, then he screamed, "Jake, get up!"

"What Finn?" Jake complained, dragging his tired body to the breakfast table while Finn was reading the letters.

"Here, read these." Finn said, packing up his things.

"Dear Finn the human, we request your assistance in the war between the Candy Kingdom and the Fire Kingdom. Signed Flame Princess. Dear Finn, the Candy Kingdom request your assistance, we are declared war from the aggressive Fire Kingdom. We need your abilities to end this war. Signed Princess Bubblegum. So which side are we going to fight for, because we can become privateers and become rich!" Jake's criminal side spoke.

"No, remember what Billy told us, helping society with non-violence. We should use diplomacy to end this conflict." Finn wisely replied.

"Finn, we got nothing to negotiate with, we aren't a ruler or anyone powerful!" Jake warned.

"Still, the grasslands is ours, isn't it?" Finn replied. "We are the kings of the grassland and that shall be our title to negotiate for the war to end. We may have to fight along the way to ensure no one is harmed." Finn continued.

"Doesn't this means we are at war with both kingdoms?" Jake questioned. Finn shrugged his shoulders and turned on the radio.

"A meeting will be held, The Grand Meeting of OOO's royalty." Starchy said before the sounds of radio static cut off his voice.

"Jake, we are crashing that meeting. Put on the fancy suits we have." Finn said, grabbing his suit, putting it on.

Jake grabbed his fancy cap," Finn, I don't feel like wearing a suit."

"Fine, it doesn't matter, the hat is fancy enough." Finn said. The two heroes set off for the The Grand Meeting of OOO's Royalty.

Note from the author: I'm a fan of civilization, so heck yeah, diplomacy and stuff is kind of my thing. Yay, to Civ 6. Based off Civ 5 Adventure Time mod, to not get into trouble with copyright and disrespect the collector.

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