GILBERT BIELDSCHMIDT - USERGUIDE AND MANUAL
congratulations, for whatever reason, you have decided to BUY this Gilbert Bieldschmidt unit, so to ensure your happy future, and continued mental health; we have Provided this manual for you to use.
Age: 17
Height: 187 cm
Place of Manufacture: Berlin, Germany
Accessories
(12) outfits
(1) cop hat
(1) riding crop
(5) canvas papers
(10) colors of paint
(20) potato sacks
(25) bratwursts
(10) pancakes
(1) gilbird
ACTIVATION
1) speak in actual russian.
2) Blare the star spangled banner (this will wake all un-american units).
3) pet gilbird.
Q. and A. session (OF DOOM!)
Q: my gilbert keeps saying "kesesesese!" whats wrong with him?
A: nothing, he's just plotting, or laughing at nothing in particular.
Q: Does He have an off button?
A: Sadly, No.
HYGIENE
No baths with him or he may 'steal you'
Clothing choices will have to be made... by you.
Maintenance
smack him (5 times) every time he says 'The awesome me', or 'OreSama'
EXTRAS
prussias wasn't the 'first' manual I made but I decided to type his into the computer first.
china: I love panda's, aru!
Me: get out china I'm reading this! :I