HOW TO TORTURE SOMEBODY!!!
Characters: ~Kouki ~Sashozai ~ Chibiusa
Kouki – Hello, everybody! My name is Kouki, and I am here with my dear friend, Sashozai. Today we are going to teach you how to torture someone!
Sashozai – We are?
Kouki – Yes, of course!!! Can't you read the title? ::^Points up^::
Sashozai – Well, er… yes, I see, but… who exactly are we going to torture?
Kouki – Ah, thank you, Sashozai! I'm so very glad that you asked that question! We are going to torture… [drum roll, please] Chibiusa! Notice the pink hair, so finely shaped into devil horns, the bright red eyes, and that absolutely *awful* smile of hers! Why, she just makes the perfect target!
Sashozai - ::Looking guilty:: Okay…
Kouki – YAY!!!!! ::waves cheerleading pom-poms::
(LATER)
Kouki – Sashozai-this is it! We're here at Chibiusa's house! Let's say we want to… ya know… just have a little chat!
Sashozai – OK, what ever you say, Kouki. I'll go and get the little devil! Hahahahahahahahahaha!
Kouki – That's the spirit, girlfriend!
(EVEN MORE LATER)
Chibiusa – Hi Kouki! Hi Sashozai! Thank you so much for coming to play with me. I was really getting so bored, and I had nothing to do, and I was just waiting for one of my lovely friends to come along and play with me!!! So, wh---
Kouki –::Getting annoyed:: Yes, yes, yes, Chibiusa… that's [uh…]wonderful. Can you tell the audien--- uh, I mean Sashozai a little bit about yourself?
Chibiusa – Well, to start off, I'm five years old and my favorite food is ice cream because ice-cream is sweet just like me, and I like to play with my little dollies because they're fun to play with, and I like to play with my friends because I am so popular… blah-blah-blah…
Sashozai – OK – ENOUGH, YOU LITTLE BRAT! I HAVE BEEN WAITING ALL OF MY LIFE TO DO THIS, AND THE TIME HAS FINALLY COME!
Kouki – Yes, yes, Sashozai! Take her away – to the secret lab!!! {Wait – isn't that from the Emperor's New Groove? O well…}
[More to come later!]
Characters: ~Kouki ~Sashozai ~ Chibiusa
Kouki – Hello, everybody! My name is Kouki, and I am here with my dear friend, Sashozai. Today we are going to teach you how to torture someone!
Sashozai – We are?
Kouki – Yes, of course!!! Can't you read the title? ::^Points up^::
Sashozai – Well, er… yes, I see, but… who exactly are we going to torture?
Kouki – Ah, thank you, Sashozai! I'm so very glad that you asked that question! We are going to torture… [drum roll, please] Chibiusa! Notice the pink hair, so finely shaped into devil horns, the bright red eyes, and that absolutely *awful* smile of hers! Why, she just makes the perfect target!
Sashozai - ::Looking guilty:: Okay…
Kouki – YAY!!!!! ::waves cheerleading pom-poms::
(LATER)
Kouki – Sashozai-this is it! We're here at Chibiusa's house! Let's say we want to… ya know… just have a little chat!
Sashozai – OK, what ever you say, Kouki. I'll go and get the little devil! Hahahahahahahahahaha!
Kouki – That's the spirit, girlfriend!
(EVEN MORE LATER)
Chibiusa – Hi Kouki! Hi Sashozai! Thank you so much for coming to play with me. I was really getting so bored, and I had nothing to do, and I was just waiting for one of my lovely friends to come along and play with me!!! So, wh---
Kouki –::Getting annoyed:: Yes, yes, yes, Chibiusa… that's [uh…]wonderful. Can you tell the audien--- uh, I mean Sashozai a little bit about yourself?
Chibiusa – Well, to start off, I'm five years old and my favorite food is ice cream because ice-cream is sweet just like me, and I like to play with my little dollies because they're fun to play with, and I like to play with my friends because I am so popular… blah-blah-blah…
Sashozai – OK – ENOUGH, YOU LITTLE BRAT! I HAVE BEEN WAITING ALL OF MY LIFE TO DO THIS, AND THE TIME HAS FINALLY COME!
Kouki – Yes, yes, Sashozai! Take her away – to the secret lab!!! {Wait – isn't that from the Emperor's New Groove? O well…}
[More to come later!]