The Beach Day

"VOOOOOIIIIIIII!,Boss give us a holiday already. Were tired of doing missions . The last time we had a real holiday was in 2 years." shouted a certain long haired captain outside Xanxus' office."Shut it stupid shark, Bossu is sleeping"."VVOOIII, it's my choise to disturb that damned boss. Don't but in Levi"."Shut it". Voiced an angry Xanxus. "Trash shark get out of the office and I'll think about it. Other trash stop disturbing me every time someone passes by and get out of my sight"."Che, fine I'll wait for you desicion".

"But bossu they were..."

" Get out of my sight, Bester ".

GGRRRRRR!

"Nice liger, stay." *gulp*

"AAHHHHH!"

"That should keep him busy for a while". Xanxus thought." Urgh".He moaned. He wasn't going to admit it but he needed a break from all the missions too. It would certainly be great to have a holiday but the holiday always ends in a disaster because of Levi or Lussuria. Like the time when Levi destroyed all the TV's and other electronics in the hotel and the hotel got bankrupted because they were short on money, or the time when Lussuria made the owner of a ski resort gay (the owners a guy , no offence to people who are gay) just by taking him to a bar to talk and the ski resort was closed because the shop owner was too gay. That's what they call varia quality but come on . How can a person make someone gay in 10 minutes at a bar or destroy all the TV's an a hotel that has 10,000 rooms and all the other electronics just because he was angry at that prince. If he was going to have a holiday, he would have to get rid of Levi and Lussuria for 2 weeks or more to have a holiday. Then Bester came to Xanxus' office and came back to his box.

Menwhile, while Xanxus was thinking of a way to get rid of Levi and Lussuria,

Levi's vice captain came to his office. "What do you want trash"."Um... Xanxus-sama , We have a report that captain Levi and Lussuria have gone to the hospital because when captain Levi was being chased by Bester. Captain Lussuria happened to be from the grocery, Captain Levi bumped Lussuria and he accidentally trip and spilled all the sausages around their necks and Bester mauled them. The doctor said that they need 1 month to recover".

"You may leave and you will be the next substitute captain with the other vice's for the month and tell those other trashes at the hospital that we are going to have a holiday for the month. Call the other captain trashes to go to my office"."Hai, xanxus-sama". The vice quickly fled in relief that he didn't get beat up. Thank god for Bester's love of meat. No wonder Bester smelled like sausages when he got back to his box. Now they could go on that vacation. The vice did as he was told and the other captains to go to Xanxus' office.

5 Minutes later

"Ushishishi, did you call us boss"? singed Bel.

"Can you be quick boss, I need to go to the bank". Mammon said while counting his money.

"VVOOII!, Give us a damned holiday boss".

"Listen up, We are going to have a holiday in Mafia Land for 1 month. Pack all your things, we'll be going tomorrow. We will go at 7 in the morning"."FINALLY, We are going to a break." Squalo thought"."But, boss, every time we went on a holiday, gay and douche peasent always messes things up". Bel complained . "Yeah boss, we would always be more stressed after the holiday". Mammon agreed."VOII, Don't make him change his mind"."That won't be a problem, they wouldn't be going because of Bester's addiction of meat"."YES!". They said in unison.

"Ushihihihi. Well, I'm going to pack for the holiday, kay boss".

"Boss, I'm going to leave to reserve the rooms at the hotel through the computer". Mammon floated away.

"Che, I'll go tell the pilot to fly us there tomorrow".

With that, all the captains left to prepare their holiday that they waited for almost forever.

Meanwhile at the hospital,

After Levi's vice captain explained, Levi burst in tears."Why boss...Why? I wanted to have a holiday too"."Mou, Levi maybe boss was upset you messed the last holiday we had". Lussuria pouted."Said the person who ruined the last holiday before". Levi complained."But that guy was just too rough on other men. Well, now we stuck in the hospital just because you made bossu angry"."I did not make bossu angry. I was just guarding the door to please him. It was your fault for not seeing where your going". Levi protested."My fault?! It was your fault". They fought until the next day.

The next Day

They all went to one of the six private jet that the varia owned. They're used to be too many jets in the varia that time, so Mammon sold them. There were six because one jet is for one varia officer. The varia was on Xanxus' jet because it would be bothersome to fuel the jets 4 times in a single flight trip in Mammon's opinion."When are we going Xanxus-sama?"asked the pilot.

"Let's go trash". Xanxus urged.

"Muuu. Wait boss, Bel is still packing".

"VOIII!Can't we just leave that prince".

"The prince is done". Said Bel while walking into the jet.

"Muuu, Bel what took you so long?

"Shishi, I was picking out the games that we could play in the jet".

"I'm not going to play, Bel".

"Come on, I brought strawberry milk".

"Mu. Fine."

"Fly this plane out of here trash."

"Yes Xanxus-sama".

The varia finally left to go to the hotel and have a great time to relax. The trip to Mafia Land is quite far. It takes probably about 2 days by the varia jet to get there. Come and read more on what they will do at the holiday.

Author's message=I hope you liked my first story. There will be more than one chapter in this story. So that means, there will be a The beach day part 2. I am currently looking for admins in my KHR page . You have to at least 5 posts or more in a week to become an admin. The link is in my profile. For more information visit my profile. If your not interested please like like my page.-.