A/N: Hiya! Welcome to my fic! I got inspired after watching the Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged series for like, the billionth time, and fanfic's I've read. Also inspired by the writer candyassgoth, who's fic's are super special awesome. The idea came out nowhere and I finished the whole thing in a day, so if's not perfect, that's why. It's a short fic anyway. There are some Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged personalities in here. The story is really just for fun :3

Characters:
Yugi (Hikari)
Yami (Yami)
Ryou (Hikari)
Bakura (Yami)
Marik (Hikari)
Melvin (Yami)
Joey Wheeler
Serenity Wheeler
Tristan Taylor
Tea Gardner
Seto Kaiba
Duke Devlin

Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh or Cluedo.

Chapter 1: Introduction

"Look at that storm." Yugi Motou muttered as he stared outside the window of his house-slash-game shop, his Yami nodding beside him. "It's raining so heavily and the fog is so thick. How are we going to get home?" Ryou Bakura commented, sighing. "It's simple; you just open the damn door and walk out." Ryou's Yami, Bakura, said. "Fool! And ruin my perfectly gelled hair? Not on your life!" Marik Ishtar said, flipping said perfect hair, hitting his Yami, Melvin, in the face. "Do that one more time and I'll gladly rip the hair right off your scalp, hikari." Melvin threatened with a dark smile. Bakura laughed while Marik glared at his Yami.

"This is all your fault Wheeler. If you hadn't suggested a little make-shift Duel Monsters tournament, then we wouldn't be in this mess." Seto Kaiba muttered. "I didn't force you to come here moneybags! And you can't blame me for this change in weather!" Joey Wheeler yelled back, waving his fist. "Don't worry guys! I'm sure the weather will clear up soon!" Yugi said in his usual chipper manner. "Let's try to do something to pass the time." Tristan Taylor said, earning a nod from Tea Gardner.

"How about something other than duelling? After all, we've been doing that all day." Ryou suggested.

"Dungeon Dice Monsters?" Duke Devlin suggested.

"Too similar to duel monsters." Tristan said.

"Hey!"

"It's alright Duke! We can play that another time!" Serenity Wheeler comforted.

"Alright, then let's watch a movie!" Joey spoke up.

"I refuse to sit through anything that isn't Cannibal Holocaust or something with extreme amounts of blood and gore." Bakura said, folding his arms.

"I don't own any horror movies…" Yugi said in a relieved voice, earning at thumbs up from Ryou. He couldn't sit through a scary movie to save his life.

"Do you have any board games Yug?" Joey asked. Yugi frowned. "I'm not sure…" He replied.

"Oh come on, this is a game shop. Don't tell me the only thing you sell here is duel monster cards!" Bakura said irritably.

"Hey, there's nothing wrong with that!" Yami said defensively. He really loved duelling.

"Oh! I know! Let's play hide and seek! This is a big place!" Marik suggested happily.

"Yes, I like that idea." Melvin smiled evilly and lifted his arms. "I'll find all of you, and give you a big hug."

Everyone took a large step back from Melvin.

"I don't want to do anything that requires movement. As it turns out, some idiot accidently deleted important files for a new duel disk system. I'll be working all day to try and recover those." Seto said angrily, typing a few keys on his laptop.

The ten in the room were silent, some thinking of what they could do and others bored out of their brains. "Hold on, Joey gave me an idea." Tea spoke up. "Do you all know the board game Cluedo? Where there's a murderer and everyone has to find out who it is?" The occupants in the room nodded. "Well, we could do that! Except, we'll play in it real life instead of a board game." She said.

Yugi's eyes sparkled. "That sounds like a great idea!" He said. "Does that mean I get to kill someone?" Bakura said. "N-no! The dead person just pretends to be dead!" Ryou said quickly. "And who says you get to kill them Fluffy? I am more suited for the role of murderer." Melvin spoke up with a laugh.

"That's what you bloody think! And don't call me Fluffy!"

"Guys!" Joey said, speaking on behalf of everyone who did not want to witness Bakura and Melvin tear each other apart. "We'll think of a fair way to decide everyone's roles."

"Let's draw papers out of a hat." Yami suggested. "That way it's completely up to chance."

He got nods from everyone in the room. "In that case, I won't play. I'll watch over the game to make sure it goes well." Tristan said, eyeing Melvin and Bakura. "I'll join you Tristan." Serenity said with a smile.

Yami went to grab a pen and paper from Tristan to write on, where he wrote the following roles:

- Victim
- Victim's wife
- Lord of the house
- Lady of the house
- Maid
- Butler
- Gardener
- Chef
- Detective
- Sidekick

"Okay, so here's the story. Two guests are visiting their good friend when one of them is killed. No-one knows who did it but everyone is a suspect. The detective comes to help search for the murderer, the weapon and the motive, which are written on the murder's paper. Everyone will draw out of a hat to decide their roles, no complaining. And don't say a word if you are the murderer - we're going to write it on the paper as well as the motive and weapon." Serenity explained.

"We can make it a role play, so you have to act out everything in character, like you're following a script." Tristan spoke up. "And to make it more interesting after every half an hour, if the detective and sidekick haven't found out who the murder is, someone gets killed. If everyone dies before the murderer is found out, the murderer wins!"

"Didn't you losers hear what I said? I'm not moving from this spot." Seto said harshly. "Don't be a buzz kill moneybag! This sounds like fun!" Joey countered. "That's okay! He can just be the victim!" Ryou said quickly. "That way he doesn't actually have to do anything." Seto pondered this for a while. "Just role play the beginning. You know, coming over and drinking a cup of tea." Tristan said.

"And we'll poison the tea!" Joey added

"Excuse me?" Seto asked with a glare.

"Nyeh, I mean… we'll pretend it's poisoned…" Joey corrected.

"That's much better." Seto said.

"I think I might have some of the costumes from the school play we did. I'll go get them." Yugi said, standing up. "I guess it was a good thing we dumped them on you!" Marik said cheerfully, earning a glare from Yami and Yugi. "While Yugi's getting the costumes, I'm going to put some clues around the house. There's only three of them, but it should make the game more fun." Serenity said.

When she and Yugi returned, everyone was ready to draw a paper from the hat. "Alright, first of all. Who are the detective and sidekick?" Tristan said. Serenity had another paper in front of her to write down who had what roles. "Hah! I am the detective!" Marik said happily.

"I'm his sidekick." Duke said.

"And together we will bring sexy back!" Marik spoke up.

"Oi! Get your own theme music!"

"Moving on," Tristan said. "We know Seto's the victim. Now who's his wife?"

"You gatta be kiddin' me!" Joey groaned. "Why am I Kaiba's wife!?"

Melvin and Bakura laughed while Yugi went to comfort his friend. Kaiba was red, trying to ignore everything around him. "It's okay big brother." Serenity said with a chuckle, writing down Joey's name.

"Well, I'm the Lady of the house." Ryou said, satisfied with his role.

"I'm the chef." Yugi said happily.

"I'm the gardener." Tea said.

"Butler? I demand a re-draw!" Yami said, crunching the paper.

"MAID? HOW THE BLOODY HELL DID I GET STUCK WITH MAID?" Bakura shouted, throwing his paper on the floor.

Joey frowned. "Wait… that means the Lord of the house is…"

Everyone looked to a cackling Melvin. "That's ri-ight!" He said in a singsong voice. "You are all my bitches!" Melvin wrapped an arm around Bakura. "And you are my biggest bitch!" Bakura started shouting again, cursing everyone to the hell and back and threatening to send them all to the shadow realm. "Guys, calm down." Serenity said helplessly. "This is meant to be a fun game!"

"Try saying that when you're the butler to the damn psychopath!" Yami said. "As the Pharaoh this is an insult of the highest calibre!"

"At least you're not Seto's wife." Joey cried.

"Or the bloody maid!" Bakura said, pushing himself away from Melvin.

"How about we get started?" Tea said hopefully.

"Yeah! Change into your costumes and then Serenity and Tristan will start the game!" Yugi said happily.

After much convincing, everyone got into their costumes. Bakura was held down and forced into his maid outfit, still yelling curses at everyone. Ryou looked particularly right for his role as Lady of the house, wearing a long gold dress. Joey felt so uncomfortable in his blue dress that Serenity kept complimenting him on. Tea's gardener clothes were baggy and Yugi's chef's hat kept falling over his eyes, but he didn't mind. Yami was wearing a suit and vest while Melvin just threw on the suit jacket handed to him (the fancy top hat didn't fit over all that spikey hair) while Kaiba expertly did the tie up for his own suit outfit. Marik pouted about his detective clothes not being sexy enough but put it on, finding a way to show off his amazing midriff, while Duke put on a different pair of detective clothing.

"Alright. Now, when someone has to die, we'll use a ringtone on our phones and annouce it to everyone." Serenity said. Tristan nodded and began indicating where everyone should go.

Melvin 'ordered' Yami and Bakura to clear the area so that there was one chair in the middle of the room with a table in front of it, while other furniture made a make-shift red carpet. Joey and Seto left for the front door, bickering to each other. Yugi went to the kitchen with Tea, who said she'll water the indoor plants Yugi's grandpa had scattered around the place. Duke and Marik also left the room, Serenity telling them to wait until it was time for them to make their appearance.

"Okay… Let the game begin!"

A/N: Reminding you once again, this was totally written for fun, haha! I'll update Monday. See you then! :3