A/N: Honestly, no homework and nothing to do ! And don't own. And I love OOC for Hunger Games! (: You know you do too! (: Also, all characters are alive & well, besides Mr. Everdeen.

Katniss;

Welcome to IM-ME! You've just joined. Now, to set up your account, please choose a IM name for yourself. Don't include personal things, such as your very important lunch number!

IM Name: cheezebuns

Now, the next key is to add a password! Don't use your username! It will be ultra boring! Include something such as your social security number or your ULTRA important lunch number!

Password: Katnisse

Now, find your friends! After you have requested some they will either accept, decline, or throw you in a well! Enjoy your time on IM-ME!

Peetamell - Peeta Mellark - ADD

Farmer&thedell - Delly Cartwright - ADD

Madge8347 - Madge Undersee - ADD

Hawthorne - Gale Hawthorne - ADD

Haymitch13 - Haymitch Abernathy - ADD

Poseyhasa_posse - Posey Hawthorne - ADD

Hazeleyes_HazelleName - Hazelle Hawthorne - ADD

Primrose_Flowers_Forever - Primrose Everdeen - ADD

Rue21 - Rue - ADD

Pink-hair - Effie Trinket - ADD

Dontmesswiththehair - Cinna - ADD

Twill&Bonnie - Twill & Bonnie (SHARED ACCOUNT) - ADD

OMF - Finnick Odair - ADD

NoPlaceLikeAnniesHome - Annie Cresta - ADD

Cheezebuns is now friends with OMF & 13 others.

OMF: heyyy katty!

Cheezebuns: heyyy Finny

Twill&Bonnie: helloooo, twill is here anddd yeaaah buddy!

Pink-hair: UGGH! Why isn't y coputer typing 's.

Cheezebuns: Ms?Pink-hair: yeah.

Poseyhasa_posse: Katniss when r u coming 2 visit me!

Hawthorne: yeah, I'm coming home soon! Bringing Glam (wifey) and my son Pale.

Poseyhasa_posse: I HAVE A NEPHEW! WTF Y HAVEN'T YOU CALLED BUTTHOLEE!

Hawthorne: I did. U were making out with ur bf, or tht's wht mum said.

Poseyhasa_posse: how old is "Pale" and wtf is up with the name, GALE!

Hawthorne: His name rhymes with mine and its original. And who's the bfffff?

Poseyhasa_posse: my boyfriend, Jacky is none of your effin buissness.

Cheezebuns: GUYS! I'M STILL HERE! And Pose, I'm coming for dinner tonight. Make a lot of food.

Poseyhasa_posse: my mom said you were pregnant….

Cheezebuns: …

Poseyhasa_posse: ooooh!

Hawthorne: what!

Haymitch13: yum! Beer!

Poseyhasa_posse: u know, Gale, a baby is made by doing that thing when you get into bed. Then bing bang bam BABY!

Hawthorne: I HAVE A KID!

Poseyhasa_posse: How old is that kid?

Hawthorne: 2 mo. (: sooo cutee! And Glam's Prego again! Yee-haw I'm knocking them up like dominos.

Poseyhasa_posse: horrible simile.

Haymitch: bak 2 Katniss! Yess she is veerry pregnant. She waddles like my duck, Lucie! Speaking of, Cheesy did u feed the bird.

Cheezebuns: of course I did! And let's not be mean to pregnant Katniss.

Hawthorne: so it's true, cheezebuns?

Cheezebuns: I was going to call you…but you have a wife and a kid…and…

Hawthorne: mmmhmm.

Poseyhasa_posse: should I call mom to get into this? Pink-hair: A BABY! WHY HASN'T EFFIE BEEN INFORMED?

Poseyhasa_posse: uh oh.

Pink-hair: coming over next weekend. If there is hair for this kid I will bring the dye! Babies are soo much fun!

Cheezebuns: thanks, Posey!

Pink-hair: Yes, thank you darling!

Poseyhasa_posse: Of course, Effie, darling!

Pink-hair: :-D

Peetamell: yella!

Pink-hair: I hate you!

Peetamell: okay then?

Pink-hair: y didn't u tell me ur gorgeous wifey was preggoo! Wtf, PEETA! Thought I taught u betta thn tht.

Peetamell: idk how u could've missed her….she's PREGNANT FOR GODS SAKES!

Pink-hair: you've been running the errands.

Peetamell: oh….

Pink-hair: GRR!

Cheezebuns: in other words I'm fat. Thanks, Peeta, love you too!

Peetamell: I never said that, girl on fire.

Cheezebuns: Whatever, you were thinking it you idiot!

Peetamell: honey, you're gorgeous.

Cheezebuns: humph.

Madge8437: Katniss is soo sexy pregnant! She come and visits me and Danni all the time! (: love her! Baby kicking is EPICCCNESS ON A STICK!

Pink-hair: STOP RUBBING IT IN!

Haymitch13: yeah, actually, Eff, it is! It's amaazzing and I'm not 1 for touchy feely crap but that kid is gonna play ball with uncle hay!

Pink-hair: the kids gonna have PINK hair, for gods sake!

Peetamell: my kid is not going to have pink hair-although that color is very pretty and purple is also pretty, but my kid is not goonna have pink hair!

Hazeleyes_Hazellename: Katniss is gorgeous pregnant, guys! GALE! Bring my grandson! And, Posey, get off the computer! It's almost time for dinner!

Poseyhasa_posse: Y r u on the computer, MOTHER!

Rue21: Katniss! I am coming to visit you this weekend! I got the tickets and everything !

Cheezebuns: That's awesome, Rue! Can't wait for it!

Rue21: Me either! Love ur username btw!

Cheezebuns: thanks! Peeta's cheese buns are delicious

Peetamell: peeta's other buns are also delicious.

Cheezebuns: SHUT UP, idiot!

Peetamell: you know you love it!

Poseyhasa_posse: Uncle Peeta!

Peetamell: Posey, you were supposed to get OFF the computer!

Hazeleyes_Hazellename: You tell him, Peeta!

Poseyhasa_posse: It's great to know that my mom knows I'm a girl. Right?Hazeleyes_Hazellename: that's what you get, sonny!

Peetamell: sorry, pose! Get off, me & Katniss r gonna talk dirty.

Cheezebuns: NO WE'RE NOT!

Haymitch13: Does any1 have any liquor that they want 2 share?

Cheezebuns: HAYMITCH!

Primrose_Flowers_Forever: Hey, Katniss! How's my neice?

Cheezebuns: For the last time, Prim, we don't know the sex of the baby.

Haymitch: hah, she said sex & baby in the same sentence. #dirty mind

NoplacelikeAnnieshome: WIS IS FWINNY! I AM ON MUMMYS WORK COMPUTR!

OMF: Finny, daddy's coming home. Get off the computer.

NoplacelikeAnnieshome: WEH

OMF: he doesn't know how 2 type, peepz.

Cheezebuns: he's wayyy better than u!

OMF: U DID NOT JUST SAY THAT GIRL!

OMF: PREGNANT GIRL

Cheezebuns: Don't go there with a fat pregnant girl. According to peeta of course.

Peetamell: for the last time, I did not say tht!

Cheezebuns: OH BUT U WERE THINKING IT!Peetamell: No, I was thinking about how I want to do you so harddd….mffffffffff

Cheezebuns: of course u were coz after this kid I'm done.

Peetamell: if it's a girl I want a boy. We'll have 99 kids as long as I get 1 boy.

Cheezebuns: thought u didn't care, daddy.

Peetamell: well, I don't.

Cheezebuns: you lie.

Peetamell: !

Cheezebuns: Wtf, peeta/

Peetamell: CHEESEBUNS ARE BURNING!

Cheezebuns: Then get off the effin computer! MY CHEESE BUNSSS! SAVE THEM!

Peetamell: haha, I lie.

Cheezebuns: if this baby comes out looking dumb it's ur fault.

NoplacelikeAnnieshome: Got Finny off the computer! #victory

Cheezebuns: This isn't twitter, god people!

NoplacelikeAnnieshome: your so moody, Katniss!

Cheezebuns: IT'S CHEESBUNS B*TCH!