my life as a brony Chapter 1, a my little pony fanfic

hello fellow bronys and pegasisters. this is my first fanfiction and i really think this R&R.

Disclaimer i don't own kingdom hearts mlp hotwheels or any of the songs. only the oc raze the idea for sapphire shine and the two key blades i carry and the dragon/cat

so lets start the chapter

chapter 1 buck

chapter 1 buck

The tiger headed pony quickly got up and ran away. Hold on a second, let's start from the beginning. Hi, my name is Devon, my last name is not important so please save your questions until the end of my story. Anyway, how did I get the honors of fighting with this creature? Well, it started when I was walking home from school. i had had a very bad day the teachers had given me a lecture on hygiene, i was sent to the principles office, and to top it all off the school bullies were waiting for me at the end of the sidewalk.

five minutes later

after i had the crap beaten out of me ,I saw my one and only friend duck behind this alleyway (I know, kind of curious) and I, being the stupid one, followed her. i turned the corner into a dead end (my friend nowhere in sight). So I leaned against the wall, and i started to phaze through the wall and the last thing i remember was seeing the ground rush toward me before i lost conciousness.

Meanwhile library in Equestria

Twilight was in the middle of reading a book of spells, when suddenly, Spike burst in the room.

"Whoa there Spike, what's wrong?"

Spike looked pretty frantic about something.

"Twilight, follow me!"

"Why?" "I'll explain later just hurry!"

And they ran off toward the forest.

Sugarcube Corner

Pinkie Pie was just closing up the shop when she saw a shooting star fall toward the woods.

"Oh boy, I wonder if anyone else saw that?" she decided to go see what it was.

Meanwhile at sweet apple acres

Applejack was just finishing her evening chores when she heard a boom coming from the forest. What was that? She thought. Well, better go see what it is. Somepony might be in trouble.

Cloudsdale, home of the Pegasus

Rainbow dash was trying yet again to pull off a sonic rainboom, but kept failing. She was about to try again when she got pushed back by some sort of object heading straight toward the ground.

"Holy Celestia! What was that, it looked like two ponies were falling, and worse, they were unconscious! I better go get help." And she flew off to the direction they were going.

Carousel boutique

Rarity just couldn't figure out what dress to make. "Oh, the decisions to make, I can't take it! Hmm, maybe a walk will help." And she started to walk toward the forest.

Clearing in the forest

Fluttershy heard a huge boom coming from another clearing in the distance." I better go see if any of the animals are okay!"

The other clearing in the forest

The six all met in a clearing where a huge crater sat.

"Whoa, what happened here?" Said all six in unison. There were two ponies lying on the ground in the center of the crater both bruised,scratched and bleeding from their odd landing…and worse unconscious from bloodloss.

Razes POV

I finally woke up in a strange surrounding, which kind of looked familiar. My guess was that it was a hospital. Curious about my surroundings, I sat up and started to look around when I was greeted by a stab of pain. I ignored it and looked next to me, and saw someone else in one of the beds, obviously sleeping, or down right dead. Here's what was weird. I had the feeling that I knew the one in the bed, but couldn't remember who, when suddenly the door opened and a group of ponies walk in. I knew them instantly, but pretended I didn't so as not to cause a panic. One of them looked in my direction and saw I was awake. She started to walk toward me but was interrupted by the doctor walking in and exclaimed that both I and my friend were released. "Oh, thank god", I thought. "Wait a minute-what friend?"

Suddenly the one in the bed awoke from its deep slumber going, "Huh, where am I, who are you what's going on?! And how long have I been out?!"

Okay, I thought, she must have woken up on the wrong side of the bed this morning.

Melody's POV

Ok… Waking up in an unfamiliar place was not pleasant. Actually, I'm not sure I'm even awake. I could still be dreaming. And my real name is Katie and not Melody, but I'll be keeping that as to not arouse suspicion… and that's mainly because of where I am. I could swear that I'm in Equestria right now. I'd always thought of these kinds of situations, but… HOLY CRAP THIS CAN NOT BE HAPPENING. And the pony in the bed next to me seems oddly familiar… but I don't know why, exactly.

Back to Raze's POV

Okay, my so called 'friend' and I were leaving when I got this sudden urge to jump. Next thing I know, I'm flying with what appear to be metal wings. I started to look down at the person I couldn't remember, whose eyes and jaw were wide open, and I just smirked. Then it dawned on me who the person was. It was good old Katie. I also noticed something else. Six, no wait, five other ponies hiding in bushes while a pink one was sitting in the open staring at a butterfly. I was waving my arms and pointing (which is hard to do with hooves) at the bushes, but she was so mesmerized by my wings she wasn't paying attention to anything else.

Melody's POV

Holy crap! Metal wings! How do they work?! I can't even compute on how those can possibly be holding him up! While I was staring dumbfounded at the now-flying unicorn pony who's supposedly my friend, he smirked at my reaction—Wait minute, I'd know that smirk anywhere: It's Devon! After that realization was made, he suddenly started flailing and motioning behind us for some reason. Speaking of which, I turned around to see what the problem was—and SCREAMED VERY LOUDLY (like this: AAAAUGH!) and immediately backed away from the source of terror. I'm sure you would react the same way if you were face-to-face with a freakin' changeling. Believe me, they aren't a pretty sight to behold. Actually, they're kind of scary…

Raze's POV

So now that we are caught up let's see, Katie screaming almost scaring me out of the sky. Check. I seeing what caused Katie to scream. Double check me going after the bastard. Oh it's on bitch. Also four words: it's time to die. I landed in front of my friend causing the ground to crack which made her flinch. Then this thought popped into my head: If I'm a unicorn why do I have wings that are made of metal. Suddenly as if on cue my wings folded up like origami causing the changeling to look at me like I was a disgusting old dog found on the side of the road. I could read her expression: what the hell is this. Then she gave me a look that could turn you to stone. Quick fact 96% of the population is females. Just thought you ought to know. Anyway she looked at my friend again as if remembering her face then ran off. I checked on my friend who seemed a bit shaken but otherwise fine. "Damn changelings!" I said then I remembered the group of six that were currently staring at us.

"Uh, hi." I said.

Still staring. "I'm Raze. " Still staring.

Okay real quick you know that awkward moment when you are talking and you suddenly realize someone heard and saw everything you did and said well that is exactly what just happened.

Melody's POV

"Anyone have some soap? I asked.

"Oh oh oh, I do!" Pinkie Pie exclaimed.

"I was joking." Then I walked over to him and hit him in the back of the head.

"What did I do?" He asked.

"Hmm, let's see. You SWORE out loud, and you were violent." Then he gave me a disbelieving look.

"Alright fine, sorry for hitting you but be more careful next time, ok?" Oh, hey, they're still staring at us... MEEEP!

Raze's POV

"Okay names would be nice and please stop staring at us?" I said in a creeped out tone. "oh right, sorry I'm Twilight Sparkle, that's Pinkie Pie, Rarity,Rainbow dash ,Fluttershy and Applejack. "Nice to meet you", I said "I'm Raze Silverwing and that's Melody Riverport." Intro check. "SO, where did you come from because you don't look familiar?" Applejack asked. Uh crap.I couldn't think of a good lie because I was barely holding in a laugh. Man Applejack sounds hilarious, Suddenly melody spoke up. "Oh we came from Canterlot. "Whew saved by the bell. Suddenly I got hit in the head again. I looked at my friend with a pissed of look. "Don't look at me I didn't hit you that time! "Suddenly everyone gasped I looked where they were staring and saw the coolest thing. It was a cat but not just any cat it had a dragon tail and wings and it was rubbing against my leg. "Aright, I shall call this creature Krystal and this creature shall be my personal pet."So yeah I now have a pet dracat and if you still haven't realized what the animal it's a cat mixed with a dragon. Now that I think of it why would a cat make out with a dragon? When I look at twilight sparkle remembering she had a dragon.

Melody's POV

Ok... "But where the heck did it come from?" Then Raze hit me on the back of my head. "There, now we're even!" "But what did I do?!" "You know." "But what did I do?!" "You did the same thing as I did." "… but 'heck' isn't a swear word. 'Hell' is." Then he whacked me on the back of the head again. "Again. Gotcha!" "Whatever..." "Ok, about the cat. Where did it come from? I mean it couldn't have just come out of nowhere, could it?" "I don't know and I don't care! It's mine now!" I think I'm losing my brain cells... "Ok, but don't blame me if a missing pet poster comes up!" "I doubt a dragon/cat is appearing on a poster anytime soon. Besides, I really think it's a dragon." Then the cat/dragon nodded its head. "Cool! I got a dragon/cat for a friend! Sweet." Yep, I can feel them dying...

Raze's POV

"So, now that we're introduced and everything, how about a tour? "they nodded." follow us." we started walking toward ponyville me occasionally asking questions about the history of each building while Krystal was asleep on my back (she opened an eye once and awhile when we started talking about ourselves but that was it). Out of the corner of my eye I saw melody still looking at Sophia. She saw me looking and quickly looked the other way. "And this is where you will be staying." I looked at the building and wasn't at all surprised it looked like every other building in Equestria." take a look around inside? Uh, sure okay!?"I said. I walked through the door and was greeted by an extra-large living room, kitchen (not that I could cook anything),three guest bedrooms and master bedroom complete with walk in closet. The floor was shag carpet and it was so soft. "Wow...it's ...huge." "Yeah well we don't treat our friends like dirt. "Applejack said. "Well glad to know you care." And cue the party in three, two, and one...SURPRISE! it scared the crap out of me, plus at that very moment Krystal then decided to claw my would have been funny if: one IT DIDN"T HURT SO FREAKIN BAD! Ow! "Are you okay?" Twilight gave me a worried look. "Yeah, I'll be fine." Then I started laughing. Everyone looked at me with a strange look. "What's so funny?" "I just wasn't expecting a party, that's all."

Melody's POV

"Yeah, I'll be outside. See ya!" I didn't even get to go through the door before Pinkie Pie stopped me. "Why are you leaving?! We haven't even started yet!" "Give me one good reason I should stay" because your friend raze just challenged vinyl scratch to a DJ challenge. "WHAT!"

Raze's POV

I was walking around my new house trying to avoid as many people as possible. When I noticed somebody (excuse me somepony) was standing in the corner alone. She wore red shades and a gray hooded jacket. I recognized her immediately as vinyl scratch. I walked over to her. "Hi "she jumped "oh sorry didn't mean to scare you I'm Raze Silverwing." She turned around to look at me."Um hi I'm vinyl scratch." I sat for a minute trying to think of what to say next when it hit me literally. "DUCK" I didn't make it. I got hit in the face with a CD."OW!?"Wait a minute I thought. "Hey vinyl, are you up for a DJ challenge? Hhhmm...Sure I guess? "if you win I will be your servant for a week" "month "week" three weeks" "one week take it or leave it" "fine deal, but what happens if you win? "Well let's put it this way be ready to spend one month with me as a boyfriend. "oh and one more thing you have to write your own song." "Oh it's on!" And she walked away. Suddenly melody appeared out of nowhere.

Melody's POV

"Ok, real quick; tell me you did NOT just challenge Vinyl Scratch to a DJ battle!" "I did!" "This won't be ending well..." Then Raze did a double take. "Wait, how did you find out so fast?" "Pinkie Pie." His eyes widened. "Oh. Don't worry; I got this in the bag." I sighed. "Ok, whatever you say... But I still think this will end badly. Do you even KNOW how to rap, for crying out loud?!""Yes yes I do."

The next day

Raze's POV

I walked into Sugarcube corner and sure enough there she is with a turn table ready and waiting. OMG WTF I thought that was quick. "Hello, ready to be beaten I said "bring it on!" "You first." "Okay prepare to be amazed! " "I won't be." I mumbled then out of the corner of my eye I saw melody walk in look round saw me and turn around and start to walk away. I ignored it. Vinyl finished her song. "It's your turn!" "okay but first you might want to tape that horn of yours down because when I'm finished there won't be anything left

My song

Yeah here we go for the hundredth time

Hand grenade pins in every line

Throw them up and let something shine

Going out of my f*****g mind

Filthy mouth, no excuse

Find a new place to hang this noose

String me up from atop these roofs

Knot it tight so I won't get loose

Truth is you can stop and stare

Bled myself out, and no one cares

Dug the trench out, laid down there

With a shovel up out of reach somewhere

Yeah, someone pour it in

Make it a dirt dance floor again

Say your prayers and stomp it out

When they bring that chorus in

I bleed it out, digging deeper just to throw it away

Just to throw it away, just to throw it away

I bleed it out

Go, stop the show

Choppy words and a sloppy flow

Shotgun opera, lock and load

Cock it back and then watch it go

Mama help me, I've been cursed

Death is rolling in every verse

Candy paint on his brand new hearse

Can't contain him, he knows he works

Fuck this hurts, I won't lie

Doesn't matter how hard I try

Half the words don't mean a thing

And I know that I won't be satisfied

So why try ignoring him?

Make it a dirt dance floor again

Say your prayers and stomp it out

When they bring that chorus in

I bleed it out, digging deeper just to throw it away

Just to throw it away, just to throw it away

I bleed it out

I've opened up these scars

I'll make you face this

I pull myself so far

I'll make you face this loud

I bleed it out, digging deeper just to throw it away

Just to throw it away, just to throw it away

I bleed it out, digging deeper just to throw it away

Just to throw it away, just to throw it away

I bleed it out

When I was done everyone was silent for a minute … then the whole building erupted with cheering and applause.

"Alright, raise your hoof if you think vinyl scratch was awesome"

Five ponies raised their hoofs.

"And for me?" everyone else raised their hoofs.

"Looks like I win." I looked and saw melody staring at me and couldn't help but laugh.

Melody's POV

I stared.

And stared.

Holy crap. What the hell just happened?! D-did he just win?! Holy crap, either he's really good, or... he's a Gary-Sue! Dun dun dun!

So, after that scary thought, I walked over to Raze. He simply gave me a look and started laughing.

"Hey, what's so funny? Is it my face?"

"No dur, it's your face!" Then he continued laughing.

"Ok, but do you have any clue what that glowing aura thingy was?" Then he stopped and gave yet another funny look. Did he not have a clue what it was? I guess not...

Raze's POV

Oookaay, I think my friend has laterally gone off the deep end. She stated talking about me glowing or something.

"Anyway I won! So what now?"

"Answer my question!"

"NO seriously, what question? There was no question."

" … I said, DO YOU HAVE ANY CLUE WHAT THAT GLOWING WAS, Mr. GARY-STUE?!"

"Don't call me that, seriously! It's annoying. And no, I don't. And it doesn't matter because I won anyway!" Melody put a hoof to her face.

"Plus I now have a girlfriend that likes music!"

Then out of the corner of my eye I saw something dark rush past me and head for the door.

Melody's POV

Aw great, he has a girlfriend too? I think I'm going to leave before-

Before I finished the thought, a dark figure rushed past me and out the door. Ok, maybe I'm going to linger around the snack bar for a bit... Oh hey, Pinkie's there. Crap. I'm just going home. So I left. Hey wait, there's not really a place to return to... Well, guess I'll just sit outside then. So I did that.

Razes POV

I started to follow the figure but was blocked by pinkie pie (which didn't surprise me knowing the places she could have popped up.)Who handed me a letter with melody's name on it and said "give this to your friend and tell her to follow everything it says! "And she bounced away probably to go and freak some other pony out. Any way I searched everywhere for Katy and found her sitting outside I quickly handed her the letter gave her a look and ran off.

Melody's POV

… What just happened? Oh right, Raze dropped a letter and ran off. I picked the letter up (hard to do with no hands, I might add) and opened it. Huh, it's an invitation...

…

… Ok, who the heck told Pinkie Pie about my situation? It might have been me, but I don't remember...

Wait that would explain why Raze ran off. I'm going to chew him out later...

Raze's POV

Okay knowing the fact that melody was going to chew me out wouldn't have helped matters because I was currently trying to outrun pinkie pie when someone whispered

"hey you in here quick!" I looked where the voice came from and saw an open door and a hoof beckoning me inside

"well, I thought ,I don't have much of a choice." and I ran inside.

The first thing I noticed was that it was too dark to see where I was. Suddenly my horn lit up and I saw exactly where I was and the pony who had save me from being trampled and I screamed which could probably be heard throughout the entire world but who cares.

"Hello my name is chrysalis, please don't be afraid I...I think I like you." wait evil pony say what?

Melody's POV

Ok, that was probably not a good sign. I thought after hearing Raze scream. So after a moment of hesitation, I rushed off to where I thought he might be. Let's just say I wasn't expecting what I saw next. Raze. Chrysalis. TALKING. What?!

Raze's POV

Okay … awkward silence destroyed the great conversation we were having after melody burst through the door.

"uhm … Hello melody" crap I thought what now suddenly she ran out of the room probably to tell the princess but I stopped her

"chrysalis tell her what you told me."

"I think I like Raze!" Then it slowly dawned on melody what she meant.

"OH and melody I broke up with vinyl scratch it turns out she was only after my music."

"Uh... melody... Hello... great nobody's home."

Melody's POV

Ok... what. WHAT JUST HAPPENED HERE? This situation does not compute!

"What do you mean, she likes you?!"

"What do I know; she's the one who saved my life!" He answered back.

"How?!"

" Uh, she offered me sanctuary here from the hyper Pink Pony. And I express my gratitude."

"Hold it! How do we know she isn't just usin' you?! It's probably harsh but I don't trust her!"

"Because I trust her!"" Just because she 'saved' you from Pinkie?"

"Yes."

"Yeah, see you later, Raze." And I left. I'd investigate, but I don't know where to start... then it hit me; I could ask Twilight! SO off I went.

Razes POV

So after that annoying conversation with melody I turned to face chrysalis

"Maybe melodys right how can I trust you?"

"If I didn't like you would I do this?" And she bent down and kissed me on the cheek.

Before everything went dark, melody came back through the door and the last thing I heard was...meeep. When I woke up I realized I was back at my house in ponyville oh great it was just a stupid dream. Darn. Suddenly the door opened and in walked melody and some other pony. I made a guess and hoped I was right. Sure enough after melody had closed the door and the curtains the pony transformed into queen chrysalis.

"Melody designed a form for me as not to cause suspicion her name is sapphire shine, so what do you think?" I was slowly realizing that the dream I had wasn't a dream meaning I actually got kissed on the cheek by chrysalis. Suddenly I got this idea.

"I'll be right back!" and I ran out the door.

24 hours later

"Yes, it is complete the one thing that will get us home!" I exclaimed.

"Now to test it." I thought.

I went to search for melody and found her hiding behind a trash can.

" Um…what are you doing?" I asked.

"Hiding!"

"Well that's nice; hey can you help me out with something?"

"Sure just get me out of here."

"Easily done."

10 minutes later

"Behold melody I give you your ticket home!"

"Wait my ticket home what about you?"

"I'm staying; for once I'm finally happy."

And before she could say another word I shoved her through the gateway. Then I turned around to check the gauge and didn't notice someone come out from my portal. It was a purple unicorn about 3'8 and looked female. She was screaming the name Devon. Wait a minute.

"Sorry no Devon here, by the way how do you know Devon?"

"Because I'm his sister."

"Oh well that sad because he's not here."

"Yeah he is."

"Fine I'm Devon happy sis."

"Yes, yes I am." sigh of all the people that could have walked through that portal it had to be my sister. Suddenly twilight walked in.

"hey raze, I was wondering if you could do …what happened?" crap.

"Um twilight this is my sister, Amethyst Starborn she is still my sister but was adopted."

"I meant what happened to your house?" crap.

"I was working on a project and it kind of malfunctioned."

"oh, well anyway I was wondering if you could do something for me?" she asked.

"Sure what?"

Amethyst's POV

Shit just got real! When did I grow a freakin tail! And what is my cutie mar- ! shit I don't even have one. "What the hell just happen here and why in the shitin world is pinkie pie smashed against my face!"

"Why so down peanut buttercup?! I love peanuts and I love butter do you like butter oh how rude of me you may like peanuts" pinkie pie rambles on!

"Help me."

Razes POV

"Okay sure I'll meet you at the library around ten." I said

"Thanks again."

"Anytime."

Suddenly my sister asks: "so what was that about?"

"Oh she just wanted me to do the music for a party of hers."

Amethyst suddenly had an amazed look. "Wait what?"

"You heard me." I said.

"But this can't be true."

"It is sis, sorry."

"How are you good at music?" I shrugged.

"guess it's my natural talent."

"do you get paid."

" I don't know."

Amethysts POV

If I had the choice I would live with twilight but if course I'm stuck here wait I don't even live here!

"Good bye my annoying brother I'm going to move to canterlot and maybe I'll get to see princess cadence"

Razes POV

"Good luck with that." I told her

"but maybe I can talk to twilight about talking to the princess about getting you a room at the palace." Her face lit up like a Christmas tree.

"Really you'd do that for me?"

"sure anything for my lil' sis."

"But until then you stay here." I looked at the clock.

"shoot I'm late."

"Devon, take me with you."

"Sorry, but this is a teen party but maybe I can get you in and my name is Raze now"

Amethysts POV

"Do you think she could set me up with Princess Cadence so that I can be her apprentice?!"

"I doubt it, but I'll try." I told her

I was a little confused because in the human world I was a teen but here I'm this little pony midget! No offense to the midgets.

Raze POV

We arrived at the library and was about to go inside when pinkie pie popped out of a bush.

"You don't want to go in there." She said shivering.

"Why?" I asked.

"The princess is in there and she's not happy." She said.

"Well maybe I can put her in a good mood." I said.

"You can try." And with that I went inside.

Three minutes later

I walked outside with a very happy princess. Everyponies jaw dropped. Finally the question came.

"What did you do?" somepony said.

"That's easy, I just sang to her and it calmed her right down." Again Everyponies jaw dropped.

Finally the princess spoke. "Thank you for making my day and In return anything you ask shall be done." She said.

Hhhmm I thought then it hits me. "My sister was wondering if princess cadence would take her on as an apprentice?" I told her.

"Well that's not up to me, but I shall send a recommendation to her and we shall see what she says."

In the corner of my eye I see I a little purple pony shaking like she's having a thousand muscle spasms. I realize that it's Amethyst, I wonder If she actually having a seizure and then I see a sudden drop and tons of gasps.

She pops up and says "FINALLY MY DREAM HAS COME TRUE" pants creepily

"that was my sisters request as for mine I would like endless supplies for my inventions and of course this would affect you in many ways for I shall give you proper invention to make your life even easier at canterlot." I said

Amethyst POV

As I watch the princess write the letter I start to run to the house and pack my "things" but on my way there I run into Rarity.

"Dear you and I are alike in many ways you know we both like…..things"

I could tell she just wanted to go to canterlot with me.

"You do know I haven't been accepted yet, right?"

"Oh well, that is quite an assumption you have."

"But true I am correct?"

that was chapter one hope you liked it please R&R.