Ohayou minna

Ohayou minna!!!  This is my first time posting, so I hope it's not too

bad.   This and my other post are creations of a deranged, RK obsessed

mind.  ^^;  I know it doesn't measure up to some of the other pieces

posted, but I hope I can become a good author eventually. (Or at least

decent. ^^;)

Disclaimer and Author's notes: Standard disclaimers apply.  The cast of

RK does not belong to me. *sob*  They belong to Watsuki-sama and Sony.

Sessha is but a poor, anime obsessed college student.  Don't sue,

onegai!!!  This fic is for entertainment purposes only.  Sessha doesn't

mind if you wish to post this on your website (yeah right!), but please

ask first!!!  Loads of evilness and possible OOCness.  *evil chuckle* No

character is safe! Mwahahahaha! No spoilers.

                                    APRIL FOOLS

                                    by Seta Nekoi

CH. 1

Sano snorted, "Girls can't play cards."

Eyes narrowing, Megumi answered sweetly, "And why is that?  Sano-CHAN?"

Sano (sweatdrop), "Ano..."

"I have an idea," Kaoru purred with a wicked gleam in her eyes.  She

stepped forward to stand by Megumi.  "Why don't we...."  she whispered

into Megumi's ear.

Megumi's eyes widened as she listened to Kaoru's suggestion.

"Ohohohoho!!!  That's perfect!"  she exclaimed.

"Tell me, tell me!!!  Onegai!!" said Misao, jumping up and down.

"Yes, please tell us," directed Tokio calmly.  The women went into a

huddle.  The four men glanced at each other uneasily, their discomfort

increasing with each mutter and muffled laugh coming from the women.

"No, I think we should..." Misao's voice rose and fell briefly.

"Sessha thinks we should leave now, while they're occupied," advised

Kenshin quietly.  Nodding their agreement, Sano, Saitoh, and Aoshi turned

to leave.

"Hold it right there, boyus!!!" commanded Tokio.  Freezing in place, the

men slowly looked over their shoulders.  Seeing the women lined up behind

them with their arms crossed and mischief dancing in their eyes, each

warrior had to fight the sudden urge to run away as quickly as possible.

Stepping forward demurely, Tokio smiled, "We have decided to challenge

you boys."

Sano immediately relaxed, "Che.  Is that all?  No problem.  We accept!"

"Ano...Sano, don't you think we should ask what the challenge is before

we accept?"  asked an apprehensive Kenshin.

Saitoh, "Ahou."

Aoshi shrugs.

Sano laughed, "You're not worried are you, Kenshin?  No matter what they

challenge us to, between the four of us there's now way we can lose."

Turning back to the girls, "So, what is it that you'd like to challenge

us to?"

Kaoru glided forward to stand by Tokio.  Giving the four men her most

angelic look, "Poker....Strip Poker."

Silence.... Then....

(Sano face-faults)

"Oroororooo?!!!" Kenshin yelped, his eyes wide.

Aoshi (sweatdrop), "....."

Saitoh inhaled his cigarette smoke, surprised, and started coughing.

"NANI!?!  Did I hear you right, Jou-chan?!" exclaims Sano, standing up.

"Of course," Kaoru replied sweetly.

Recovering his composure, Sano turned to the doctor and leered, "Ya' know

Fox, I woulda stripped for you anytime.  All you had to do was ask."

Megumi's fox ears twitched, "You strip for me every time you get in a

fight and need me to patch you up.  You haven't got anything I haven't

seen before."

Sano though about that, "Except for..."

"You aren't always conscious you know," interrupted Megumi.  She watched

avidly as Sano slowly turned an interesting shade of red at her

insinuation.  "Ohohohoho!!!"

Sano, *No, she couldn't be serious.....could she?*

Meanwhile...

Misao, "It'll be fun!!!  Ne, Aoshi-sama?!"

Eyeing her warily, "...."

Saitoh glared at his wife, who returned the look.  Perceiving the

insolence in her eyes, he glanced away with a small snort, "Hmph."

"Kaoru-dono!!!  Please!!!  Don't do this!!!  There must be

something....."

Ignoring his pleas, Kaoru stepped towards him.  Cupping his face in her

hands, she looked at him thoughtfully before raising her lips to meet

his.

Kenshin's eyes widened as he froze in surprise, before giving in to her

lips' gentle demands and kissing her back.

Sano's jaw dropped as he noticed what Kaoru and Kenshin were doing.

Tokio and Megumi watched with appreciation at Kaoru's manipulation of

Kenshin.  Misao looked on with a thoughtful gleam in her eye.

*I should be taking notes on this.* Misao thought.

*I didn't think the Tanuki girl had it in her.* Saitoh reflected with

grudging respect.

Reluctantly stopping the kiss, "Kenshin," Kaoru breathed.

"H-hai?" he whispered, still dazed from the unexpected kiss.

Kaoru looked into his eyes, "We'll play tomorrow night.  I'll send Yahiko

to the Akabeko and ask Tae-san to make sure he spends the night."

"Hai," he breathed, drowning in her eyes.  *I'll do anything she asks of

me for another kiss like that!* Kenshin found himself thinking fervently.

"Yoshi," she said nodding her head.

Later.....

"Traitor," Sano muttered.

"Hmmm?  Did you say something?" inquired Kenshin, wearing a goofy grin.

Apparently he was still high from the kiss Kaoru had bestowed upon him.

Looking at him, Sano sighed, "Iie." 

Sano  *At least we have one thing in our favor.  Shinomori has the

perfect poker face.*

 

To be continued......

Author's Comments:  Whew!!!  Finally!!  The first chapter is finished!!!

Now I just need to finish the second and third chapters!  ^^;  And to

think, this was only supposed to be a short one shot!  Thanks go out to

Wren-chan for making suggestions and being my editor.  Arigatou!!  C&C

are welcome.  Please send them to:

firekat1@juno.com

Flames will have to make it past Soujiro before the author will ever

see/read them. : P

(Sou-chan!!!!!!!!!    *drool* )