Chapter1: For Starters

Inner Sakura

Normal Sakura

Disclaimer: I don't own naruto and neither do you! HA HA!

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"SAKURA HARUNO GET TO THE OFFICE!" Tsunade shouted through the loud PA system at Konoha High.

A loud murmur of "OOH!" echoed through the room. Sakura stood up and adjusted her skinny jeans and slanted her studded belt. She grabbed her books and binder and waved at Kakashi.

"Will there ever be a day where you aren't sent to the off Sakura? You were such a good girl in elementary." He asked an question whose answer he already knew.

"Bye sweet hearts." Sakura cracked her gum and disappeared with a cloud. Her shoes were flat sneakers and her top was a cute dress that came down to the knees of her Van Diesel skinny jeans.

Neji snorted and shook his head.

"That one…."

In the seat of the office Tsunade smacked down a large file. You could already hear the oink of her pig.

"ENOUGH OF THIS! Sakura Haruno. 7 cherry bombs, 3 swear words BLEACHED into the lawn of the school, 9 stalls exploded. What is wrong with you, we have tried everything, everything. What is wrong? You were such a good girl in elementary but now…" Tsunade asked.

Fuck off!

"God what is wrong with you teachers! I'm not the same person. I've changed, DEAL WITH IT!"

Cue to walk off……

Sakura brought her hands up and signaled a sign.

"Sakura, NO!" Tsunade shouted grabbing a hand full of air.

"Damn it that girl!" Tsunade told Shizune.

Shizune just giggled, "Maybe we should let go of that little girl image, I mean look at her now she's a woman!"

"Never, lets see her get a boyfriend," Tsunade laughed.

"True she's turned down EVERYONE. Even Uchiha! Still considering this is a good first week of school!" Shizune replied.

Tsunade only nodded.

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"Fucking super first week!" Sakura told herself as she sauntered off the campus cracking her gum and leaving a trail of perfume behind.