Hey, this is 888poke (obiviously) and this is my first story for Fanfiction. I don't quite know how this is going to turn out so I'm just going to do something short, definitly less that 2,000 words. So, sorry if it sucks, if you want to see some more of my stories, check out my website (I'll have the like posted on my profile) and you'll be able to see better Fanfics there as well as some origional stuff from some of my friends. Sorry if there are some misspellings, I'm using WordPad and it's no where near as advanced as Microsoft Word and it doesn't even have Spellcheck! What kind of crap is that? Well, I own nothing, Cyborg 009 is property of the people who created the animes and manga because if I owned it, the show would still be on TV.
"Hey, Jet! Wanna hear a joke?" I had been in the middle of working out when I heard Joe's voice over the music blaring from my sterio. I put the weights I had been using down and turned off the sterio before replying. "Sure, humor me." Joe gave a huge smile and chuckled before replying. "Ok, what do you get when you cross a Cyborg, a snake and a toilet?" He burst out laughing before running off so I couldn't beat the heck out of him. "You friggin punk! You said you'd never bring that up again!"
Jet's flashback
It was about 5 o'clock in the morning and I decided to go to the bathroom. It was dark and I didn't feel like turning the lights on. I was taking the dump to end all dumps when I felt a sharp pain on one of my butt cheeks. "The heck?" I groaned sleepily. I stood up and was trying to wipe when my hand brushed up against something long and scaly. "Oh my God... what the heck is that?" I'm sure you can imagine how shocked I was when I turned around to see some sort of snake with it's fangs burried into my butt.
"HOLY HELL!" I screamed out before ripping the snake, and a chunk of butt, off and flinging it into the toilet. "OH MY GOD THERE'S A SNAKE ON MY BUTT! WHAT DO I DO!" Not thinking clearly I try to step on the snake... only to have my foot caught in the toilet. I spend about 15minutes trying to pull my foot out before concluding, resistance is futile. I start sobbing and hear a nock on the bathroom door. "Hey, Jey, you done in the bathroom? I want to get a shower before I pick up Fransoise at the airport."
"JOE!" I shout out happily. "Jet? Are you drunk again?" He asks, picking up on the tone of my voice. "No, no, I'm not drunk... this time. Look, I need your help. Open the door." He mutters something in Japanese before slowly opening the door. "Ok Jet, what... I don't even want to know." He sees me,naked from the waist down with my foot in the crapper and starts to leave. "No! I need your help! I can't get my foot out!"
"Well, what the heck is your foot doing in the toilet anyway?" I explain what happened and am not amused to see him snicker throughout my story. "So, let me get this straight," He began when I was through explaining. "You found the snake in the toilet and instead of flushing in, you get the brilliant idea to step on it?" He bursts out laughing and has to hold onto the sink for support. "Just shut up and help me pull my foot out."
End flashback
Well? What did you think? If I like the way this turns out, I'm sure I'll write more for the site. Please reveiw and feel free to flame me, I'm sure I deserve them. Thanks!