It was the void, the boring, empty, everlasting void that led to nowhere. 'Oh joy. I wonder what idiots I'll meet this time.' thought ______.
Meanwhile at a random party at Christopher's mansion Sonic and friends were partying for no reason what's so eva.
"Sonic~ I made you so-" BANG! While Chris was running over to Sonic, Shadow just so happened to be aiming at the tree behind Chris.
"WHA THA HECK?!" Charmy screamed in surprise at the bloody mess left behind.
"Get over it it's not like he's dead for good!" Shadow grumpily said to the horrified bee. Shadow knew that because Chris was so over obsessed with sonic he made an immortality potion so he and sonic could be together forever. After Chris drank it Sonic grabbed the one made for him and threw it at a tree, causing the tree to wither away and die. Soon afterwards a funeral was held for the tree. END OF EXPLANATION!
Tails quickly grabbed a kitchen knife to stab Chris. Quickly jamming it into the twitching body.
"This what you get for tryin to kill me!" Tails happily said as he walked away from the mess.
"TAILS!" Cream shouted. "How could you do that?! I'm not surprised by Shadow, but YOU?!"
BANG! "shoot missed…." Shadow was aiming for Creams head only to miss and hit cheese.
Everyone looked then turned away only knowing it was the usual. Since Cheese drank some of the immortality potion off the dead tree then it was too immortal. END OF EXPLANATION!
CRASH! BANG! A object had fallen from the sky landing on one of the many buildings on Chris's property.
"Great there goes the tool shed" the now awake Chris mumbled. As they all ran towards the shed they noticed a creature that appeared to just be waking up. It had long black ears with white on the bottoms that were shaped like maple leaves. It wore a blue hat with what looked to be Pac Man about to eat a dot. A blue shirt that had a large silver zipper on it and blue pants. A tail that was shaped just like the ears, and yellow eyes. It's fur being mostly black.
"WHA THA HECK IS THAT THING?!" Espio yelled before Charmy in order to mock him.
"The voices tell me it's a rabbit!" Knuckles called out.
"NO! It's a puppy!" Vector bellowed.
"Oh my gosh these people are idiots." The creature blandly stated.
"HOW THE CRUD AM I AN IDIOT?! I'M THE ULTIMATE LIFEFORM!!!" Shadow angrily shouted.
"Not you, the other 2." It simply stated.
"Well then can't argue with that, they are idiots." Shadow stated now more calm knowing he wasn't the one being called an idiot.
"I feel insulted!" Vector whined.
"You should 'cause you were insulted." Tails said, seeming like one of the only smart people there including Shadow.
"So what ya doin here pipsqueak?" The arrogant Sonic asked.
"I'm here because this world will be destroyed soon. So I came here in order t-" before the creature could finish it's sentence Sonic quickly interrupted it.
"No prob I'll save the world like I always do seeing that I'm the fastest, and coolest thing alive." Sonic arrogantly stated.
"Keep trying, everyone knows that I'm better." Shadow stated.
"PROVE IT!" Sonic shouted at Shadow trying to see the proof of this statement.
"For one thing I have more fans. Girls love me for my coolness, and even boys admire me for how much more skilled I am and my better color scheme." Shadow said. After that sonic was quiet about the matter. Everyone knew this was a fact, so there was no reason to argue. The creature that had landed there just moments ago already forgotten until…
"Excuse me what's your name mister?" Cream asked trying to start up a conversation.
"Klonoa." the creature stated, now that it was somewhat more quieter they could tell it was a boy by the sound of his voice.
"Sonic is better tha-" BANG!!! Before Chris could finish his sentence Shadow once again shot him causing him to fall dead for the 14th time today. (it was only 10 am they all met up at 8am.) Klonoa stared in disbelief. The fact that the hedgehog had guns with him and would shoot some one without a second thought reminded him of a certain friend back home. Now he was questioning rather he should go home somehow or try to stay on good terms with this person and still accomplish his job as the "dream traveler".
" WHAT KIND OF SPECIES ARE YOU?!?!" Amy shouted getting her first time to talk for a while now.
"I'm a cat!" Klonoa said sounding rather insulted and hurt.
"WHA?!?!" most of them shouted except for Shadow and Espio.
"But your ears are all floppy!!" Rouge added sounding like she felt like she was being mentally toyed with.
"Just cause they're floppy doesn't mean I'm a rabbit." Klonoa stated.
"I CAN'T BELIVE IT THE VOICES WERE WRONG!!!! GET OUTTA MY HEAAAAAD!!!" Knuckles said in a state of denial. Klonoa looked at him rather confused and surprised. Now he was pretty sure that if this world was destroyed not that many people would care. Some might see it as a relief.
After a few hours of confusion everyone went home except Klonoa.
"You can come to my house after all no one else would ever take you in anyways!" Amy cruelly said. Klonoa was extremely offended but seeing as he had no where else to go he took the offer. After being woke up at FIVE IN THE FREAKIN MORNING he was guided (more like forced) by Amy to a open field where everyone except Shadow was.
"Where's Shadow?" Cream asked.
"We're goin to his house today." Tails said seeming rather annoyed considering everyone already told cream this at least 54 times .
"Oh goody!! Now me and Sonic can go into his living room and watch horror movies together!!" Chris blurted out. Everyone now stared surprised and somewhat disturbed by this random comment. Chris seemed happy that he hasn't been shot yet.
As they walked towards the address stated by Shadow they neared a mansion.
"He probably lives next door." Vanilla guessed. They looked around to notice this was the only building around. They carefully entered (seeing as Shadow was the kind of person to have tons of deadly traps everywhere).
"Hey look he has a garden!!!" Amy shouted thinking it was the perfect romantic spot for her and Sonic quickly dragging him in there.
"OH NO YOU DIDN'T!!" Chris shouted at Amy following her into the labyrinth. Everyone followed in order to see the fight. Amy took out her piko piko hammer out of absolute nowhere proving many laws of science incorrect in one action. As for Chris, he just had no weapon. When they were about to lunge at each other they noticed something that proved this was Shadow's garden. There were statues of Maria everywhere. However they noticed too late they were already jumping at each other, Amy smashed a statue of Maria with angel wings into pieces, while Chris just barely touched a statue of Maria smiling only to make it crumble into dust.
"OH SNAP!!!" Vector shouted. Then footsteps were being heard from the balcony. Everyone but the almost asleep and completely forgotten Klonoa looked up in sheer horror. Shadow appeared with at least 7 guns ready and loaded. There was a girly shriek but no one even bothered to figure out who it was (it was probably Chris.) Shadow picked up a random gun and aimed it at Sonic shooting him in his legs at least 19 times.
"What the crud Shadow I didn't do it what was that for?!" Sonic cried out.
"For being alive and I'll give you 7 more for defying me and 2 more for defying me on MY property." Shadow angrily said only to shoot Sonic 9 more times. He then shot Amy at about 54 times, throwing the 4 empty guns on the floor angrily. He quickly shot Chris with the remaining bullets and guns then reloaded his gun with all the extra bullets he had.
"NOW WHO'S THE FASTEST THING ALIVE?!" Shadow shouted at Sonic ignoring the other 2 bloody messes on the ground. The others (Except Klonoa) were now shivering in fear. They all slowly entered the mansion avoiding any statues of Maria. They left the 3 bloody messes in the garden. Shadow soon afterwards entered the garden and "borrowed" Chris, Sonics, and Amy's money to pay for the statues Amy and Chris ruined, but seeing as they were not enough Shadow decided to sell Amy's body on the black market. ( Seeing that he was a regular there.) Sonic wasn't dead yet so Shadow was still debating what to do with the body. He was probably going to lock Chris's body down in the torture room and shoot him to his hearts content. Soon afterwards he made everyone pay an entrance fee for coming into his house which was all of their money. Klonoa quickly fell asleep on the couch making Vector and Charmy to complain only to be quickly told by Vanilla that there was at least 3 other sofas and a few chairs in the room.
After Klonoa was fully awake he had a few snacks and chatted with the others to try to understand their personalities. Once he was told by Tails that Amy and Chris was shot to death by Shadow he was surprised, sad, and relieved, mainly relieved. When the party was over he headed to Amy's house now taking advantage of it which made him slightly depressed and ashamed but he tried to get over it. The next morning he was awakened by shouting, loud music, and lots of lights. He went down stairs only to see a party going on.
"Gosh you're a deep sleeper we've been partying for at least 4 hours. Come on time t-" Vector said only to be interrupted by the sound of marching.
Authors ramblings
Dang it not enough Klonoa!!! . So~ much Shadow, and I don't even have a plot yet! This is my first fanfic so NO FLAMING!!!
DISCLAMER! I do not own any of the characters of this story