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(Pre-Show)
We can see the nominees for the Tag Team of the Year standing on the stage, waiting for the results for Round 1 of the voting until a familiar music played.
Behold the kings…
The kings of kings…
On your knees dog…
All hail…
Bow down to the
Bow down to the King
Bow down to the
Bow down to the King
"Ladies and gentlemen please welcome, to announce the Top 10 Nominees for the Tag Team of the Year Award, the General Managers of Fiction Wrestling Companies theirselves!" NCW's Stephen DeAngelis announced. Instead of bringing out Triple H and Stephanie McMahon, the song brings out the General Managers from various Fiction Wrestling companies from Ken Anarchy, Commissioner Gordon and Force the Fox to DXP, JC and Jean Kazuhiza.
The King grinned red
As he walked from the place
Where the traitor lost both his name and his face
Through the halls and the corridors
Stinging in blood
He tasted his grin and it tasted good
The King took his head
Left him broken and dead
After the GMs stand on the other side of the stage, the song slowly fades away as the GMs looked at the nominees before DXP, with a mic in hand, decided to start his speech.
"Welcome everyone to the 2013 Fiction Wrestling Awards!" DXP welcomed as the crowd cheers. "It's an honor for me to stand along with the other GMs and also having NCW to participate in this event for the first time in our company's lifetime!" he continued before Jesse Alvarez decided to speak.
"I'm with you DXP. It's an honor to have ACW participating in this event for the first time as well! Maybe I don't expect ACW to win an award, but I will be happy to see my guys wrestle for the first time in this event!" Jesse continued before Squilliam Fancyson began to speak.
"Here in Fiction Wrestling Awards, we aren't going to find someone or something that's 'Best for Business'. We're doing this to appriciate all the talents efforts in the year 2013!" Squlliam continued before Jean began to speak.
"Win or lose, it doesn't matter. What matter is that tonight, and 3 shows after this, all of our fans will enjoy as many X-Over Matches as we could ever offer in 4 shows! We assure you that watching this event will give you Satisfaction as mininum! Not a single boring spot will be shown here! And we aren't doing this because of what's Best for Business, we're doing it for the fans!" Jean continued.
"And The Rock, and The People and millions watching at home, whether via Satelite, Stream or Cable!" JC shouted.
"Chill down JC. You might get yourself gassed like what happened to your favorite wrestler during his match at WrestleMania." Space Ghost adviced.
"And can we please stop using the 'Best for Business' word for now? It's getting repetative." Ken Anarchy asked.
"Alright alright. We won't use that word for today. And The Rock ain't gassed! He's just tired after growing those muscles!" JC cried.
"Look, if we offended you by mocking The Rock's cardio and stamina in 2013, we apologize for that. Deal?" Force the Fox offered.
"Alright… still, even I have to agree that The Rock is gassed at WM." JC admited.
"Alright folks, back to the topic in hand!" Commissioner Gordon ordered before turning to the nominees. "See those Tag Teams over there?" he asked while pointing his finger to the nominees. "Those are the best Tag Teams that this year's Fiction Wrestling Companies had to offer. And these guys will compete for the Grand Prize for their efforts in 2013: The FWA Tag Team of the Year Award!" he finished as the crowd cheers.
"We have created a poll where you can vote 10 out of these Tag Teams in order to determine the Top 10 nominees to advance to the second stage of this award. And thanks to you voters, your votes and the results for the poll are now it our hands. Mr TV explained.
"And now without futher ado, let's decide the Top 10 nominees who shall proceed to the Second Round of Voting for this Award. We're going to decide it… by eliminating those who aren't on the Top 10 one by one!" Nazirul Takashi continued as Dramatic Music began to play in the background.
"This is over the top… but whatever! Now to all the teams that got called by us GMs, please immidiately leave the stage and I hope that you guys will get a better chance next year. Got it?" Squilliam reminded as the Nominees understood it. "Great. And now allow me to announce the first team that will not be on the Top 10 for the Second Round voting." He continued before clearing his throat. "And the first team eliminated is…" he then went silent whule showing a bit of anger on his face.
"What's wrong Squid?" Jesse asked.
"I… I cannot believe that a Tag Team from my company got eliminated first!" Squilliam shouted angrily
"You serious? Which one?" JC asked.
"… Ace and Rev…" Squilliam announced before turning to Ace and Rev. "Sorry guys, but you two are out. But don't worry! We'll get them next year right? Right?" he said before the duo leaves the stage.
"Squid, if you want to leave the stage and cry, go ahead. We'll handle this from here." Jesse said.
"Fine! And stop calling me Squid!" Squilliam shouted before leaving the stage while everyone looked at Jesse.
"What? It's hard to pronouce his name you know? That's why I keep calling him 'Squid'!" Jesse explained.
"(Sigh) Alright, let me announce the second team that got eliminated from Stage Two." DXP said. "And the second team eliminated is… you're lucky to not announce this Jean, because the Morality System is out!" he announced.
"Sorry guys. But don't worry, someday, the voters who didn't vote for you will taste the wrath of the Morality System." Jean said to them as the Morality System leaves the stage before going to announce the third team. "Team Numero 3 would be… part time commentators, part time wrestlers, part time comedians, Drake and Josh!" he announced.
"Too bad neither Connor nor the TCW GM is here to motivate them after hearing their elimination…" JC said as Drake and Josh leaves the stage before going to announce the 4th team. "Ladies and gentlemen, the fourth team that shall be eliminated would be… Squilliam's going to cry a river if he hears this… Kevin E Levin and Muscle Man!" he announced.
"… did I just hear him punching a dummy while crying backstage?" Nazirul wondered as Kevin and Muscle Man leaves the stage. "(Ahem…) Three ain't enough man I need five! And the 5th team eliminted tonight is…. I felt sorry for you Yossi… Squidward and Mr Krabs!" he announced.
"I have no sympathy towards the F-B-N guys, but since they're representing WWT here, I wish them good luck for next year." Yossi said as Squidward and Mr Krabs leaves the stage. "And did I just heard Squilliam laughing backstage?" he asked.
"You're not the only one Yossi. Seeing his rival losing always cheer Squilliam up." Ken replied.
"Alright then, with that aside, the 6th team that shall be eliminated from this award is… I felt sorry for you Nazirul… Team Accel Online!" Yossi announced.
"If you're a hater of Sword Art Online, today would be the greatest day in your life. Relax guys! You can try again next year!" Nazirul said as Team Accel Online leaves the stage.
"Finally, JC has come back…"
"Get on with it!" Jean interupted.
"Sorry! Just got carried away… (ahem) And the unlucky 7th team eliminated would be… Zack Watkins are you there?" JC called.
"I'm here JC, what can I help you?" Zack Watkins replied.
"What do you think of the 7th team?" JC asked.
"Well, I…"
"IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK!" JC interupted.
"Do you have to do that JC?" Jean asked.
"Damnit! Note to self, less Rocky Matches, more Austin Matches to be watched." JC noted. "(ahem) And Zack, don't get a heart attack when I say that Van Culmer and Corey Dominic are eliminated okay?" he asked.
"As sad as it sounds, I'm not getting a heart attack from that JC." Zack replied. "Don't worry guys! There's aways next year! And next year both of you will return stronger than ever!" he cheered as Van and Corey left the stage. "Alright, before I shed a tear, let me announce the 8th team that are eliminated from the voting, and the team which name aren't announced will advance to the Top 10." He continued. "Stan and Cartman, Team HeroKazu, both of you guys are fighting at the edge of the mountain. One minute one of you are on 10th and another minute after that, another one of you are in 10th place instead. So without further ado, the final team that got eliminated from the voting is…. (drum roll)… Team HeroKazu." Zack announced as Stan and Cartman cheered in victory while Team HeroKazu look shocked.
"Yes! Yes! Yes! Way to go South Park Boys! Yes!" Space Ghost cheered.
"Sorry Nazirul. They are so close only to lose in the end…" Gordon said.
"It's alright guys. I didn't expect much for this year… congrats to both XCW and the South Park boys." Nazirul replied before turning to Team HeroKazu. "Maybe you're eliminated, but you two are always in the Top 10 for me!" he shouted as Team HeroKazu leaves the stage.
"So here are the Top 10 that shall be in Round 2 of the voting: The South Park Boys! (Crowd Cheers/Boos) Alpha and Omega! (Crowd Boos), Tails and Knuckles! (Crowd Cheers), The Perfect Wolf Pack! (Crowd Boos), The Angry Beavers! (Crowd Cheers) Altered Egos! (Crowd Cheers), Team 2D! (Crowd Cheers/Boos), The Dragon Kids! (Crowd Cheers), The Powerpuff Girls! (Crowd Cheers) And Canada's Most Wanted! (Crowd Cheers)" Ken announced.
"Wait? The Powerpuffs got cheered?" Gordon reacted.
"When was the last time Powerpuff Girls were on Cartoon Network? They're cheering them as a way of saying 'Bring back PPG to Cartoon Network'!." JC replied.
"Maybe the crowd are pedophiles?" Nazirul guessed.
"Whatever it is, I'm glad the PPG advanced to the next round." Gordon said.
"Alright people, start casting your votes for the Second Round in this award! Only one out of these Top 10 talented teams shall win the Tag Team of the Year Award and the winner wil be up to you! No rigging assured! Now let's enjoy some Pre-Show action with 4 characters from 4 debuting companies!" Ken reminded before the GMs and the Top 10 teams left the stage.
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(Hawaiian Roller Coaster Ride by Jump5 Plays)
Aloha e aloha e
'Ano 'ai ke aloha e
Aloha ae aloha e
A nu ay ki aloha e
"This is a Tag Team Match set for one fall! Introducing first, representing WCE and WND respectively, the team of Lopunny and Stitch!" Stephen announced as the crowd cheers.
There's no place I'd rather be
Then on my surfboard out at sea
Lingering in the ocean blue
And If I had one wish come true
I'd surf till the sun sets
Beyond the horizon
"Welcome everyone to the Pre-Show of FWA 2013 Day 1! We're your hosts representing NCW your friendly Chicago Neighborhood the Nostalgia Critic! I'm glad to be home!" Critic welcomed.
"And I'm Joey Styles, the voice of ECW currently working for both WWE and NCW! It's an honor to commentating to the entire world once again Critic!" Styles introduced.
"Indeed. And earlier we just found out the Top 10 Tag Teams that shall compete for the Tag Team of the Year Award.
(Dive Into The Mirror by defspiral Plays)
Miageta matenrou wa sora wo tsukisasu you ni takaku
Mitasarenu yokubou ga jiyuu motomeru you ni
Nobashita tenohira de tsukanda mono wa suna to kieta
Dakedo nageite tatte nanimo hajimari wa shinai
Mune no oku furueru omoi tashika na shoudou
Tojikometeta honnou wo hanate
"And their opponents, representing XCF and WWL respectively, the team of Kit Taylor and Makoto Nanaya!" Stephen announced as the crowd cheers.
Mugen no sekai he tobikome ima tozasareta doa hiraite
Kokoro wa itsu demo shinjitsu wo utsushidasu mirror
Kizutsuku koto nado osorenaide jibun rashiku aru tame
Iradachi wa kimi wo tsuyoku kaete yuku sa
Dive into the mirror
"Right now we're witnessing the debut of 4 new companies, representing by 4 Wrestlers per company!" Critic pointed.
"This isn't about winning or losing. This match is about making a mark for their respective companies! They're going to make their companies famous with this match!" Styles explained.
(Bell Rings)
The girls start out first. The two circles around the ring until Lopunny tackles Makoto down with a Double Leg Takedown before punching her face several times until the referee pulls her away. Makoto gets up and throws a kick which Lopunny easily catches before Makoto turns it into a Dragon Whip, kicking Lopunny away onto the ropes. Makoto goes to Clothesline Lopunny out of the ring, but Lopunny sets to kick her away. Makoto fortunately manages to slide herself out of the ring, avoiding the kick before standing on the ring apron and once Lopunny turns around, Makoto pushes her away with an Uppercut before climbing to the top rope and knocks Lopunny down with a Springboard Dropkick!
"Prefect Dropkick executed by the Squirrel Beastkin from BlazBlue!" Critic reacted.
"Hold on cover!" Styles interupted as Makoto goes for the pin.
The referee counts, "1,2,…" Lopunny kicks out.
"And the crowd are loving Makoto! No idea they loved her." Critic observed.
"Maybe it has something to do with her tail. The Furry Fandom loved their girls having at least a furry tail." Styles guessed.
Makoto climbs to the second rope and goes for a Springboard Moonsault, but Lopunny gets up and pulls Makoto down crashing onto the mat. She then grabs Makoto's legs and after stomping on her spine several times, Lopunny Catapults her crashing onto the ropes before planting her from behind with a Belly-to-Back Suplex! Lopunny went to the corner and waits for Makoto to get up while setting up for the High Jump Kick (Superkick). Once Makoto gets up and turns around, Lopunny goes for it, but Makoto manages to catch it before planting Lopunny with a Dragon Screw before going to the ring apron and plants her with the Space Counter (Slingshot Somersault Senton)!
"Space Counter onto the Pokemon! And here's the cover!" Styles pointed as Makoto goes for the pin.
The referee counts, "1,2,…" Lopunny kicks out.
"So close! Makoto needs to do more than that to take the Pokemon down!" Styles reacted.
"Makoto should tag herself out as soon as possible. There are furries drooling while looking at her tail!" Critic adviced.
Makoto picks Lopunny up only to get Uppercutted away before Lopunny knocks Makoto down with the Hearthome Cutter (Diamond Cutter)!
"Cutter from out of nowhere! Now it's either pin or tag for the Pokemon!" Styles reacted.
"I believe she has chosen the later!" Critic pointed as Lopunny tagged herself to Stitch.
"And the rules say boys can hit girls. What kind of crap is this? We had boys and girls literally hitting each other in the old ECW and currently NCW!" Styles ranted.
"That's in the 90's. If a boy punches a girl today, today's society would demand the boy to be executed at once." Critic replied.
"And now it's Alien vs Kamen Rider! Even though that sounds weird, but it's still looked awesome!" Styles pointed as Kit and Stitch are already in the ring after Makoto tagged herself to Kit.
The two boys circled around the ring until Kit tries to catch Snitch only to have Stitch crawling underneath him. After bouncing off the ropes, Stitch knocks Kit down with a Hurricanrana followed a Japanese Arm Drag onto the mat. He then bounces off the ropes and goes for a Knee Drop, but Kit rolls away as Stitch crashes knee first onto the mat. With Stitch on a kneeling position, Kit blasts his chest with several stiff kicks before bouncing off the ropes and knocks Stitch down with a Sliding Forearm Smash!
"Forearm Smash! And here's the cover!" Styles pointed as Kit goes for the pin.
The referee counts, "1,…" Stitch kicks out.
Kit picks Stitch up and sets for a Powerbomb, but Stitch counters it with a Back Body Drop instead. He then bounces off the ropes, dodges a Clothesline by Kit and climbs on his back before putting him on a Sleeper Hold. Kit tries for a Snapmare, but Stitch holds on as tighttly as possible, forcing Kit no choice but to send Stitch crashing onto the corner. Stitch however manages to break Kit free and moved away, sending Kit crashing onto the corner by himself. After several Battering Rams onto Kit's spine, Stitch climbs to the top turnbuckle, punches Kit's face several times and sends him crashing to the middle of the ring with a Monkey Flip. With Kit slowly trying to get up, Stitch ended up knocking him out with the Sick Kixx (MVP's Drive-By Kick)!
"Sick Kixx connected! Will this be enough?" Critic reacted as Stitch goes for the pin.
The referee counts, "1,2,…" Kit kicks out.
Stitch climbs to the top turnbuckle and goes for the Experimental Error (Diving Headbutt), but Kit rolls away as Stitch crashes head first onto the mat instead! Once Stitch gets up and turns around, Kit plants him with the Final Vent (Codebreaker)!
"Final Vent connected! This could be the end right here!" Styles reacted as Kit goes for the pin.
The referee counts, "1,2,3!"
"Here are your winners, the team of Makoto Nanaya and Kit Taylor!" Stephen announced as the crowd cheers.
"And that's a wrap! Great action shown by these 4 representatives for their companies!" Styles praised.
"That's how you do a Pre-Show folks. I hope we'll get to see more from them in the future." Critic hoped. Back in the ring, the 4 showed their sportmanships by shaking each other hands before raising them to the air.
"Ladies and gentlemen stay tuned because in just a few minutes, we will be joined by commentators from 2 other companies for the Day 1 of FWA 2013! Until then, this is NCW's Joey Styles and Nostalgia Critic signing off!" Styles reminded.
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A/N: Ladies and gentlemen…
The Fiction Wrestling Awards has returned!
Well, to be honest, I got nothing else to say other than the FWA is back for 2013 (and in a few weeks, 2014). So please, enjoy these X-Over Matches (5 Star matches are not available) while seeing who will walk home with an award!
I woud like to thank fellow authors New Decade, Anna Saint, David the Shining Ice and Writing Rookie for allowing me to use their company for this Pre-Show. I sincerely hope that we will be able to see your company's debut someday in 2014! (Rook already debuted, but whatever)
Now, off to Day 1 of the FWA 2013 Awards! Are you ready? I said… Are? You? Ready!?
Good! Let the show begin! Enjoy the ride guys! More chapters are coming soon!