Enjoy this piece that was Kelsey's idea, which Nickel wrote. It's all about our beginnings . . . cough cough. Or what we like to think really landed us this job as fan fiction writers.
In the Beginning . . .
In the beginning, there was Eru, or God, or Illuvatar, or The Word, or whatever your chosen higher being is called (and if you don't have a preferred higher being, humor the authors a bit . . . God), but, for the sake of time, let's call this higher being Eru. Eru made the world. And it was good. And then . . . there were fangirls. And Eru saw that the single-minded obsessiveness of these creatures was unhealthy, troublesome and . . . not good. So, Eru created the Multi-Book Disclaimer Travel Agency to monitor and watch the progression of fangirls. But, of course, there were fangirls for nearly every book or movie in existence. Therefore, there were departments (which were good) and sub-departments (which were good) and sub-sub-departments (which weren't quite as good) and sub-sub-sub-departments (which were neutral, neither good nor bad) and quad-sub-departments (which were on the bottom side of neutral) and quint-sub-departments (which were not good) and hex-sub-departments (which were decidedly complicated) and so on. And, in the Adult, Science Fiction, T-section, Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings hex-sub-department, there were three, blonde, newly employed students who happened to be at their first day of work. And, then, Glorfindel knocked down the door with the force of a rampaging elephant. Of course, he had an appointment, but they didn't know it. And so began their misadventurous careers of writing fanfiction and attempting to be healthily obsessed. This is the Multi-Book Disclaimer Travel Agency.
-Nickel (And Kelsey who edited, even though Nickel didn't know she was going to)
Yeah, yeah...We know this was on our homepage and hasn't been changed, but it took up too much space, so I put it in as a oneshot...Easy enough and hopefully keeps you happy! --The Editor